and a simple icon
PHP Code:
#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define HOT beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady hahahaha HOT)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply hahahaha "SLANG")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply hahahaha "SLAP ")
exit(1);
else if(reply hahahaha "I Love U")
{
lover = HOT;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(timehahahaha2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
touch++ ;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;
}
}
if(time hahahaha6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time hahahaha9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voicehahahaha(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voicehahahahalover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}