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TheSpreader · 04-23-2006, 03:04 PM

He said that he remembered being the sperm swimming to the egg and thinking that it had to be him...it had to be him!!!

I laughed so hard and couldn't stop laughing! Kids say some of the most incredible things!!!

avalanche · 04-23-2006, 03:06 PM

That's fucking great! How old is he?

TheSpreader · 04-23-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by avalanche

That's fucking great! How old is he?

He just turned 9. He's a character!

Alky · 04-23-2006, 03:15 PM

when i was 9 i dont think i knew what sperm was...

TheSpreader · 04-23-2006, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Alky

when i was 9 i dont think i knew what sperm was...

LOL, no doubt! When I was 9 I was playing with G.I. Joes and Transformers. Kids today have WAY too much information available to them. My son once asked me what double penetration was because his friends were joking around about it at school! WTF!!!!

Alky · 04-23-2006, 03:21 PM

double penetration? holy shit lol.

Manowar · 04-23-2006, 03:22 PM

Your kid knows wayyyy too much lol

next he is going to be pimpin hoes

TheSpreader · 04-23-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Alky

double penetration? holy shit lol.

Imagine having to explain that one.

Manowar · 04-23-2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Imagine having to explain that one.

"its where the mailman brings two babies instead of one"

sniperwolf · 04-23-2006, 07:43 PM

lol... funny kid. first thing came into my mind is his age.. I thought he will be around 8-10 to know that kind of stuff

iWeb_Allan · 04-23-2006, 07:49 PM

I wasn't that witty when I was his age. He sure is a character

reynold · 04-23-2006, 11:13 PM

your boy is showing a lot of potential

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 11:25 PM

thats pretty funny but i dont think he should know about that already lol

Sarah_Jayne · 04-24-2006, 12:49 AM

Why shouldn't be know? Knowing the basics of what sperm is (which they can find out in books like 'Where did I come from?' which are aimed at young kids) doesn't mean he understands the smutty details.

mattz · 04-24-2006, 12:52 AM

haha thats great...i've had dreams about that before

tyler. · 04-24-2006, 01:26 AM

CaptainWolfy · 04-24-2006, 01:49 AM

heheh that's one smart Kid:P

digifan · 04-24-2006, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSpreader

He just turned 9. He's a character!

He is.. awesome kid

everestcash · 04-24-2006, 02:09 AM

interesting... where did he hear this i wonder?

flashfire · 04-24-2006, 02:14 AM

good memory for sure

reynold · 04-24-2006, 03:09 AM

maybe he watched Look Who's Talking

kenkaniff · 04-24-2006, 04:02 AM

damn motivated at such a young age...

ilbb · 04-24-2006, 04:05 AM

maybe he really remember it

elitetec · 04-24-2006, 07:07 AM

Kids always do that. They are so funny.

white-rob-like-whoa · 04-24-2006, 07:10 AM

Kids man.. they say some funny shit

Screaming · 04-24-2006, 07:10 AM

Thats funny.

LittleSassy · 04-24-2006, 07:51 AM

smart kid...

adonthenet · 04-25-2006, 10:23 AM

damn thats great! hahaha

BluewireAngie · 04-25-2006, 10:30 AM

Smart kiddo!!!!

Dagwolf · 04-25-2006, 10:49 AM

You've got to wonder... does he remember being the egg too? Because that would be really weird.

majorbitch · 04-25-2006, 10:50 AM

LOL wtf.. wow. When I was 9.. i was still playing with barbies and didn't even know what penis or vagina meant.

dakota1358 · 04-25-2006, 11:47 AM

Kids say the darndest things

SomeCreep · 04-25-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader

He said that he remembered being the sperm swimming to the egg and thinking that it had to be him...it had to be him!!!

I laughed so hard and couldn't stop laughing! Kids say some of the most incredible things!!!

Hehe, pretty funny.

I have memories of before I was a sperm. I remember being just a thought in my Dad's head.

iWeb_Iya · 04-25-2006, 03:32 PM

oh well, kids are kids... They're precious!

WWC-Pajio · 04-25-2006, 03:36 PM

......hehe!! that's nice.. wait 'till he turn 18

SilentKnight · 04-25-2006, 04:34 PM

Our youngest daughter was standing in the kitchen one day when my wife opened the fridge to take something out. I guess a few leftovers had gotten piled up, and a plastic container fell off the fridge shelf and on to the floor.

"Now THAT'S what I call fast food, Mom!" she blurts out.

Think she was around 8 at the time.

FilthyRob · 04-25-2006, 04:36 PM

been watching too much family guy!

Scott McD · 04-25-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpreader

My son once asked me what double penetration was because his friends were joking around about it at school!

Shit...

This is why i'm not looking forward to ever having kids...

VicJay · 04-25-2006, 04:51 PM

you have a cool kid

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