My son said the funniest thing I ever heard today!!!
 

He said that he remembered being the sperm swimming to the egg and thinking that it had to be him...it had to be him!!!

I laughed so hard and couldn't stop laughing! Kids say some of the most incredible things!!!

That's fucking great! How old is he?

He just turned 9. He's a character!

:1orglaugh when i was 9 i dont think i knew what sperm was...

LOL, no doubt! When I was 9 I was playing with G.I. Joes and Transformers. Kids today have WAY too much information available to them. My son once asked me what double penetration was because his friends were joking around about it at school! WTF!!!!

double penetration? holy shit lol.

Your kid knows wayyyy too much lol

next he is going to be pimpin hoes

Imagine having to explain that one. :Oh crap

"its where the mailman brings two babies instead of one"

lol... funny kid. first thing came into my mind is his age.. I thought he will be around 8-10 to know that kind of stuff

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I wasn't that witty when I was his age. He sure is a character :thumbsup

your boy is showing a lot of potential

thats pretty funny but i dont think he should know about that already lol

Why shouldn't be know? Knowing the basics of what sperm is (which they can find out in books like 'Where did I come from?' which are aimed at young kids) doesn't mean he understands the smutty details.

haha thats great...i've had dreams about that before

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heheh that's one smart Kid:P

He is.. awesome kid :1orglaugh :thumbsup

interesting... where did he hear this i wonder? :)

good memory for sure

maybe he watched Look Who's Talking

damn motivated at such a young age...

maybe he really remember it :)

Kids always do that. They are so funny.

Kids man.. they say some funny shit

Thats funny.

:1orglaugh smart kid...

damn thats great! hahaha

Smart kiddo!!!! :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You've got to wonder... does he remember being the egg too? Because that would be really weird.

LOL wtf.. wow. When I was 9.. i was still playing with barbies and didn't even know what penis or vagina meant.

Kids say the darndest things

Hehe, pretty funny.

I have memories of before I was a sperm. I remember being just a thought in my Dad's head.

oh well, kids are kids... They're precious! :)

......hehe!! that's nice.. wait 'till he turn 18 :pimp

Our youngest daughter was standing in the kitchen one day when my wife opened the fridge to take something out. I guess a few leftovers had gotten piled up, and a plastic container fell off the fridge shelf and on to the floor.

"Now THAT'S what I call fast food, Mom!" she blurts out.

Think she was around 8 at the time.

been watching too much family guy!

Shit... :1orglaugh

This is why i'm not looking forward to ever having kids...

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh you have a cool kid :thumbsup