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TheSpreader · 04-23-2006, 02:44 PM

Hockey playoffs just started and I haven't shaved to support my team. However, I don't have a full sexy looking beard but something more like a homeless person with spots of alopecia on his face would have. I'm usually clean shaven but this is obviously something I do every time my team makes the Playoffs and I don't shave until it's over.

Now comes the problem. I met a SMOKE'N hot chick a couple weeks ago and she just called asking me to dinner tonight. She apologized for not calling sooner but explained that she was out of town to visit family. She is PF (porno fine) and I can see us seriously hitting it off or at least me getting laid tonight. The dinner is at a nicer, upscale joint and if I go in there looking homeless then it's sure to turn her off.

Now do I forsake my team in which I've been a die hard fan of forever or do I got out unshaven and explain to her why I'm doing it? My friends say to do the latter because she'll admire my loyalty and chicks dig that.

What should I do!?!?! Please help!!!

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 02:49 PM

fuck the hockey game, hit it! ;)

Michaelious · 04-23-2006, 03:04 PM

hit it what is your problem?

selena · 04-23-2006, 03:05 PM

You'll likely catch hell from your mates if you shave. Not to mention, what if your teams loses after you shave?

Has she already seen you since you started going unshaven?

Wilbo · 04-23-2006, 03:10 PM

Fucks before pucks I always say.

TheSpreader · 04-23-2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

You'll likely catch hell from your mates if you shave. Not to mention, what if your teams loses after you shave?

Has she already seen you since you started going unshaven?

Oh yeah, I'd catch pure hell and that's an understatement!!! They would rip me a new one...literally. If we lost, I would be blacklisted forever from any future events.

She met me when I was clean shaven. I started letting the beard grow for a solid 2 weeks and it's not attractive at all!

selena · 04-23-2006, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Oh yeah, I'd catch pure hell and that's an understatement!!! They would rip me a new one...literally. If we lost, I would be blacklisted forever from any future events.

She met me when I was clean shaven. I started letting the beard grow for a solid 2 weeks and it's not attractive at all!

I assumed as much on the hell you'd catch if you shaved and the team lost. You can't go fucking around with rituals like that.

However, this chick is not asking the unshaven you out. She's asking out the clean shaven guy she met. Unless she is a die hard sports fan, she is not going to understand the concept, and will not be impressed by your loyalty.

Grapesoda · 04-23-2006, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Hockey playoffs just started and I haven't shaved to support my team. However, I don't have a full sexy looking beard but something more like a homeless person with spots of alopecia on his face would have. I'm usually clean shaven but this is obviously something I do every time my team makes the Playoffs and I don't shave until it's over.

Now comes the problem. I met a SMOKE'N hot chick a couple weeks ago and she just called asking me to dinner tonight. She apologized for not calling sooner but explained that she was out of town to visit family. She is PF (porno fine) and I can see us seriously hitting it off or at least me getting laid tonight. The dinner is at a nicer, upscale joint and if I go in there looking homeless then it's sure to turn her off.

Now do I forsake my team in which I've been a die hard fan of forever or do I got out unshaven and explain to her why I'm doing it? My friends say to do the latter because she'll admire my loyalty and chicks dig that.

What should I do!?!?! Please help!!!

how old are you? yer seriously asking if you should not shave for a sports team? what next, you gonna shave 1/2 yer head and piant yer face blue or some shit? GAFL

Doctor Dre · 04-23-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton

how old are you? yer seriously asking if you should not shave for a sports team? what next, you gonna shave 1/2 yer head and piant yer face blue or some shit? GAFL

Its not a sport, its hockey, and there are millions of fans doing that right now...
I remember when I played the minor leages, we didnt shave while we were in tournaments or playoffs ;0

dakota1358 · 04-23-2006, 05:29 PM

Lets see...
Not shave because of your hockey team they lose anyway and you get no pussy.
Shave and your team wins you get pussy everyones happy.

Wheres the problem shave the fucking beard

Choppa · 04-23-2006, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilbo

Fucks before pucks I always say.

The Captain · 04-23-2006, 08:58 PM

This is easy, fuck the girl take it anyway you like.

Spunky · 04-23-2006, 08:59 PM

Shave her head instead

Nismo · 04-23-2006, 09:09 PM

fuck her with your beard.

Nickless · 04-23-2006, 09:09 PM

She might not be all that hot/important enough for you to ask this question here, so just keep your stupid beard and cancel the date until your team loses the stupid game then next time you won't ask this

sicone · 04-23-2006, 09:19 PM

If she's a fan, she will understand. And do yu really want her if she's not a fan?

DaddyHalbucks · 04-23-2006, 09:32 PM

Hit it and post pics!

martinsc · 04-23-2006, 09:33 PM

what ever you do DON'T SHAVE!!!!
don't fuck your team and friends!
She'll understand ...

Spunky · 04-23-2006, 09:34 PM

How about a dirty sanchez?

BannerDept · 04-23-2006, 09:41 PM

lol...gotta support the team, keep 'er going!

georgeyw · 04-23-2006, 10:35 PM

Shave - wtf does it matter. YOu can't actually believe that not shaving has any affect on how your team will perform do you?

mastermikex · 04-23-2006, 10:41 PM

tell her that if she shows up shaved, so will you...

reynold · 04-23-2006, 10:42 PM

if I were you I would defintiely hit it

04-23-2006, 10:50 PM

so i didn't wash my ass or wipe for 3 weeks straight, and my favorite curling team won, so now every year i will not wipe or wash my ass, but i met this girl and she wants me to come and play legos with her, but she doesn't know that i don't wash or wipe my ass, what do i do? MOMMY?!?!?

don't be a fucking retard, no wonder you are single in the first place...

King Adam · 04-23-2006, 10:54 PM

There are ways of having a half grown in beard and making it look ok.

Shave parts of it so it has a funky look. This way you dont malouck your team and at the same time she'll think your original.

xclusive · 04-23-2006, 10:57 PM

You have a serious problem if you think this is a serious problem

WarChild · 04-23-2006, 10:58 PM

Looking like a homeless person won't actually help your team win.

At the end of every playoff season, there's one group of dorks scratching their itchy faces in glee because they think they've helped their team win. There is, however, 29 other groups of dorks with freshly shaven faces wondering what act of god prevented their team from taking it all, despite the unhygienic actions of their loyal fans.

CDSmith · 04-23-2006, 11:01 PM

Here's what you do

Shave, then stay home and stand her up.

Because dude, you're fucked either way.

elitetec · 04-24-2006, 09:50 AM

Don`t shave and explain

seeric · 04-24-2006, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Hockey playoffs just started and I haven't shaved to support my team. However, I don't have a full sexy looking beard but something more like a homeless person with spots of alopecia on his face would have. I'm usually clean shaven but this is obviously something I do every time my team makes the Playoffs and I don't shave until it's over.

Now comes the problem. I met a SMOKE'N hot chick a couple weeks ago and she just called asking me to dinner tonight. She apologized for not calling sooner but explained that she was out of town to visit family. She is PF (porno fine) and I can see us seriously hitting it off or at least me getting laid tonight. The dinner is at a nicer, upscale joint and if I go in there looking homeless then it's sure to turn her off.

Now do I forsake my team in which I've been a die hard fan of forever or do I got out unshaven and explain to her why I'm doing it? My friends say to do the latter because she'll admire my loyalty and chicks dig that.

What should I do!?!?! Please help!!!

hockey is once a year. pussy is there all the time.

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TheSpreader So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 501	I got a SERIOUS problem! What should I do? Hockey playoffs just started and I haven't shaved to support my team. However, I don't have a full sexy looking beard but something more like a homeless person with spots of alopecia on his face would have. I'm usually clean shaven but this is obviously something I do every time my team makes the Playoffs and I don't shave until it's over. Now comes the problem. I met a SMOKE'N hot chick a couple weeks ago and she just called asking me to dinner tonight. She apologized for not calling sooner but explained that she was out of town to visit family. She is PF (porno fine) and I can see us seriously hitting it off or at least me getting laid tonight. The dinner is at a nicer, upscale joint and if I go in there looking homeless then it's sure to turn her off. Now do I forsake my team in which I've been a die hard fan of forever or do I got out unshaven and explain to her why I'm doing it? My friends say to do the latter because she'll admire my loyalty and chicks dig that. What should I do!?!?! Please help!!!

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