TheSpreader

Hockey playoffs just started and I haven't shaved to support my team. However, I don't have a full sexy looking beard but something more like a homeless person with spots of alopecia on his face would have. I'm usually clean shaven but this is obviously something I do every time my team makes the Playoffs and I don't shave until it's over.

Now comes the problem. I met a SMOKE'N hot chick a couple weeks ago and she just called asking me to dinner tonight. She apologized for not calling sooner but explained that she was out of town to visit family. She is PF (porno fine) and I can see us seriously hitting it off or at least me getting laid tonight. The dinner is at a nicer, upscale joint and if I go in there looking homeless then it's sure to turn her off.

Now do I forsake my team in which I've been a die hard fan of forever or do I got out unshaven and explain to her why I'm doing it? My friends say to do the latter because she'll admire my loyalty and chicks dig that.

What should I do!?!?! Please help!!!