I had to pull out the big guns this morning..... - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 04-23-2006, 09:59 AM

Seems like the neighbors were having a bit of a party last night. They were up until at least 4am and being fairly loud. No biggie, people will party from time to time so that's all good...

BUT.....

The mother fuckers were standing in their back yard shooting a BB-Gun at plastic bottles on the fence. Of course, drunk party guests shooting in a dark back yard at 3:30 am tend to be a shitty shot so not only am I hearing the pop of the gun but I am hearing the ricochet of the BB's as they bounce off the back of my place.

So, I stepped out onto the balcony and asked if they mind if I start shooting back.

They apologised, went into the house, and finally got quiet about half an hour later.

This morning, I was laying in bed and woke to the sound of a now all too familiar "pop" noise. This time I loaded up my potato gun and launched an apple (they work better than potatoes) into the back of their house.

Mine made a much bigger noise when it hit.

I win.

Dirty F · 04-23-2006, 10:00 AM

My neighbours dont have guns.

justsexxx · 04-23-2006, 10:01 AM

Another example why not everyone should carry guns

TheSenator · 04-23-2006, 10:01 AM

My friend had a potato gannon blow up on the side of his face.

AaronM · 04-23-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

My neighbours dont have guns.

Good for you.

BoyAlley · 04-23-2006, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

My friend had a potato gannon blow up on the side of his face.

That doesn't sound like fun....

AaronM · 04-23-2006, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

Another example why not everyone should carry guns

I wasn't aware that everyone did.

And this is not about regulated firearms, it's about toys.

Evil Doer · 04-23-2006, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

This time I loaded up my potato gun and launched an apple (they work better than potatoes) into the back of their house.

Mine made a much bigger noise when it hit.

I win.

Luc Lonely · 04-23-2006, 10:07 AM

fat people need guns because they can not fight like a real man

mazdaman · 04-23-2006, 10:10 AM

america needs guns coz they dont want spears

AaronM · 04-23-2006, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

fat people need guns because they can not fight like a real man

I used to bash your peoples heads in with the butt of my gun just to conserve ammo back in Nam.

Ah yes......72 was a fine year.

mx8829 · 04-23-2006, 10:11 AM

I have freaking Pigeons trying to nest at my house, I don't mind their noise, but I can't stand them shitting on my deck. I have thought about taking them down with a BB gun.

But wonder if its illegal ? I live in california, they have stupid laws when it comes to animals, just want to make sure I don't get into trouble for it.

slapass · 04-23-2006, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mx8829

I have freaking Pigeons trying to nest at my house, I don't mind their noise, but I can't stand them shitting on my deck. I have thought about taking them down with a BB gun.

But wonder if its illegal ? I live in california, they have stupid laws when it comes to animals, just want to make sure I don't get into trouble for it.

Throw a bunch of rice on your sidewalk. it will do the trick.

Luc Lonely · 04-23-2006, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

I used to bash your peoples heads in with the butt of my gun just to conserve ammo back in Nam.

Ah yes......72 was a fine year.

oh yeah ? and now your people still go over there to look for dead/unfound bodies . .....

75 was a fine year....fat people tried to run home like motherfuckers .

AaronM · 04-23-2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

oh yeah ? and now your people still go over there to look for dead/unfound bodies . .....

75 was a fine year....fat people tried to run home like motherfuckers .

We go looking for those bodies to make sure that you aren't cooking them up along with your dog and serving them to your children.

If you are so proud of your country then why did you move here? Are you aware that napalm sticks just as well to gooks in America as it does to the gooks in Vietnam?

BigCashCrew · 04-23-2006, 10:22 AM

potato guns are awesome ;)

AaronM · 04-23-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

oh yeah ? and now your people still go over there to look for dead/unfound bodies . .....

75 was a fine year....fat people tried to run home like motherfuckers .

And BTW, if you're going to pretend to be Luc with your fake nic then you may want to fuck your Engrish up a bit more.

Luc Lonely · 04-23-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

We go looking for those bodies to make sure that you aren't cooking them up along with your dog and serving them to your children.

If you are so proud of your country then why did you move here? Are you aware that napalm sticks just as well to gooks in America as it does to the gooks in Vietnam?

I dont move here. I stay here to make a buck or two then go back to my hometown in Nam.
BTW, I have a hot wife there (she may being fucked by some Viet motherfucker as I speak but who gives a shit anyway. people need pleasures)

Note of the day: Fat people need to get on diet .

CDSmith · 04-23-2006, 10:33 AM

My neighbours may or may not have guns. I don't know.

If I were a crook, I would for that reason not try to break into their houses.

Btw, I cured my pigeon problem here 15 years ago. A few well-aimed lead pellets when no one's looking does wonders I tell you.

Wiggles · 04-23-2006, 10:35 AM

did your mom give you shit after?

CuriousToyBoy · 04-23-2006, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

fat people need guns because they can not fight like a real man

Think about that REALLY carefully when you meet all 340lbs of me.

AaronM · 04-23-2006, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

I dont move here. I stay here to make a buck or two then go back to my hometown in Nam.
BTW, I have a hot wife there (she may being fucked by some Viet motherfucker as I speak but who gives a shit anyway. people need pleasures)

Note of the day: Fat people need to get on diet .

Keep trying. You need to break the Engrish up even more to be convincing.

AaronM · 04-23-2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

did your mom give you shit after?

Not at all. In fact, she wasn't even aware of it because I had sent her over to your mom's house to collect my money from last night's tricks.

EDIT:

BTW, apparently your mom was a bit short on the cash again. Will you be covering her debt this week as well?

Sly · 04-23-2006, 10:42 AM

Potato guns rule. Even the Dutch can make them!

ZEK · 04-23-2006, 10:51 AM

Potato guns are fun! - The one we made kept shattering the pvc lid as it was too powerful. Luckily it had a remote detonating system. (an old electric fence box

Manowar · 04-23-2006, 10:51 AM

nice one dude

CDSmith · 04-23-2006, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

fat people need guns because they can not fight like a real man

You're welcome to argue the point with her. You're on your own though. :D

Deej · 04-23-2006, 11:08 AM

ida loved to see that

i dig your sense of retalliation....they wont be doing taht again will they ?

Pornwolf · 04-23-2006, 11:23 AM

I have never heard of a potato gun. Sounds interesting.

DaddyHalbucks · 04-23-2006, 11:27 AM

The pumpkin cannons are the ultimate.

Have you guys seen those?

Morgan · 04-23-2006, 11:27 AM

Morgan · 04-23-2006, 11:28 AM

Sly · 04-23-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

The pumpkin cannons are the ultimate.

Have you guys seen those?

Yes, they actually have tournaments and competitions. The "champion" is crazy, its a whole semi trailer. Awesome.

Manowar · 04-23-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Think about that REALLY carefully when you meet all 340lbs of me.

Morgan · 04-23-2006, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mx8829

I have freaking Pigeons trying to nest at my house, I don't mind their noise, but I can't stand them shitting on my deck. I have thought about taking them down with a BB gun.

But wonder if its illegal ? I live in california, they have stupid laws when it comes to animals, just want to make sure I don't get into trouble for it.

i ever see you doing this i will bash your face in until you're unrecognizable.

EdgeXXX · 04-23-2006, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Seems like the neighbors were having a bit of a party last night. They were up until at least 4am and being fairly loud. No biggie, people will party from time to time so that's all good...

BUT.....

The mother fuckers were standing in their back yard shooting a BB-Gun at plastic bottles on the fence. Of course, drunk party guests shooting in a dark back yard at 3:30 am tend to be a shitty shot so not only am I hearing the pop of the gun but I am hearing the ricochet of the BB's as they bounce off the back of my place.

So, I stepped out onto the balcony and asked if they mind if I start shooting back.

They apologised, went into the house, and finally got quiet about half an hour later.

This morning, I was laying in bed and woke to the sound of a now all too familiar "pop" noise. This time I loaded up my potato gun and launched an apple (they work better than potatoes) into the back of their house.

Mine made a much bigger noise when it hit.

I win.

Next time tell me in advance and I'll let you borrow my Barrett M82...

edit: I'm not sending the API rounds with it though.

marketsmart · 04-23-2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan

i ever see you doing this i will bash your face in until you're unrecognizable.

you speak for the trees, the truffula trees....

nadanada · 04-23-2006, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Morgan

thats a lot nicer than the one i had made from pvc and a water heater igniter for the hairspray we used to launch the potatoes with.

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 01:27 PM

hahahahah good job

sonofsam · 04-23-2006, 01:34 PM

why didn't you just drive your trailer and park in a different spot?

baddog · 04-23-2006, 01:34 PM

The Russians?

Jamie · 04-23-2006, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mx8829

I have freaking Pigeons trying to nest at my house, I don't mind their noise, but I can't stand them shitting on my deck. I have thought about taking them down with a BB gun.

But wonder if its illegal ? I live in california, they have stupid laws when it comes to animals, just want to make sure I don't get into trouble for it.

It's illegal to shoot a bb gun in the city limits, I also live in cali and was looking into it. I fucking hate the pigeons.

reynold · 04-23-2006, 11:36 PM

gun gives you a feeling of absoulte power

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AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,922	I had to pull out the big guns this morning..... Seems like the neighbors were having a bit of a party last night. They were up until at least 4am and being fairly loud. No biggie, people will party from time to time so that's all good... BUT..... The mother fuckers were standing in their back yard shooting a BB-Gun at plastic bottles on the fence. Of course, drunk party guests shooting in a dark back yard at 3:30 am tend to be a shitty shot so not only am I hearing the pop of the gun but I am hearing the ricochet of the BB's as they bounce off the back of my place. So, I stepped out onto the balcony and asked if they mind if I start shooting back. They apologised, went into the house, and finally got quiet about half an hour later. This morning, I was laying in bed and woke to the sound of a now all too familiar "pop" noise. This time I loaded up my potato gun and launched an apple (they work better than potatoes) into the back of their house. Mine made a much bigger noise when it hit. I win. Last edited by AaronM; 04-23-2006 at 10:01 AM..

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