I feel like ass today:

[MetaMan]

so after a night of drinking at a girlfriends house a buddy and i were heading down to another buddies house for a late night beer with a few other buddies that were there also.

anyway while we were on the way to my buddies house i gave them a call to make sure they were still awake, i got the answering machine, and anyway we decided to head there anyway.

so i get in and there is my buddy saying "hear this" and on the answering machine was me and my other buddy making fun of the whole lot.

ALL CAUGHT ON TAPE

wow did i ever feel like an ass, i am 100% not a shit talker in my regular life, i am actually sometimes shy and mostly layed back.

they asked me to leave, which i did, i would have probly felt better today if they would have knocked me out, at least then i would have gotten to go back and make ammends easier.

so now i definatlely have to go down there and apologize and hope for the best, i am totally going to understand if they do not ever want to talk to me again.

side note: this is a group of friends i only see say once a week, not real close friends but i enjoyed hanging out with them, so they will be a little less understanding im sure.

i feel like total ass, probly the most embarrassing moment in my life in the past 5 years, what would you do in my situation?

[Spunky]

Apploigize..and blame it on the alcohol

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Apploigize..and blame it on the alcohol

im not going to even blame it on the alchohol, i am strong believer substance isnt an excuse to act like a dick.

i am going to personally apologize to them all.

there is not much else i can do, i feel like such a dick.

the thing is i like them ALL as friends and really do not dislike them in anyway.

i totally deserve to loose their friendship, and i understand that, i am hoping they will forgive me.

[JOKER]

What kinda shit did you talk about them?

[King Adam]

What exactly did you say on the machine?

[MetaMan]

just basically making fun of them,

like my buddy being like "ya hes a dork" and you hear me agreeing.
then saying how my other buddy thinks hes a gangster.
then saying how my other buddy thinks he is a weed expert.

just regular bullshit, the thing is i dont think they know me enough to think i didnt mean it,

they are still owed an aplogogy no matter what the outcome.

my other buddy who i know the best there phoned me later and told me he couldnt even believe it was me on the machine.

because this is probly the first time i have ever said shit behind someones back, and it was just me and a friend drunkingly joking about everyone.

but obviously to them its not very funny. i feel like a dog with its tail between its legs.

[Dagwolf]

Ah, they should be able to forgive that. Besides, everyone needs to hear the truth about how other people see them once in a while. Too bad they had to hear it from you.

[JOKER]

Then either your friends have no or little sense of humor or you're just making too big of a deal out of it...

Personally I don't see the big problem?

It's not like you've fucked their girlfriends or something...

Do they have low self-esteem or something?

[King Adam]

I suggest you go by a good bottle of booze for them. Call them and ask if you can swing by to chat. Go there give them the bottle and say "Im an asshole" I'm not going to make excuses for me talking out my ass. There was no truth to my comments. I was just fucking around with some other friends. I'm truly sorry if I upset anyone."

Then give them the bottle and leave. Tell them your sorry again and you hope that they call you to hang out.

Then cross your fingers.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by JOKER | JOKEREMPIRE Inc.

Then either your friends have no or little sense of humor or you're just making too big of a deal out of it...

Personally I don't see the big problem?

It's not like you've fucked their girlfriends or something...

Do they have low self-esteem or something?

no i have very high self esteem, i just feel like an ass, having yourself played back to you isnt alway a good thing.

these are a more "gangster" group of people (i hate using that term), they are more about respect.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by King Adam

I suggest you go by a good bottle of booze for them. Call them and ask if you can swing by to chat. Go there give them the bottle and say "Im an asshole" I'm not going to make excuses for me talking out my ass. There was no truth to my comments. I was just fucking around with some other friends. I'm truly sorry if I upset anyone."

Then give them the bottle and leave. Tell them your sorry again and you hope that they call you to hang out.

Then cross your fingers.

yepper, good advice, thank man, i appreciate it.

its over something simple and stupid, but when you have a tape played back to you, and hearing yourself being a jerk off its much different.

embarrassing as hell for me.

[JOKER]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

no i have very high self esteem, i just feel like an ass, having yourself played back to you isnt alway a good thing.

these are a more "gangster" group of people (i hate using that term), they are more about respect.

I meant their self esteem, not yours

And well, stand to what you did - it happend anyway.
If you feel sorry, tell 'em you are...

If you're not, then tell em to eat your shorts

[Deej]

ouch man....but if all you did was agree hes a dork, then they are anal....you have to be leaving something out....try and replay the recording for us....

not like we dont know your an asshole anyway

seriously though....what was said?

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by Deej_E4A

ouch man....but if all you did was agree hes a dork, then they are anal....you have to be leaving something out....try and replay the recording for us....

not like we dont know your an asshole anyway

seriously though....what was said?

haha this is real life, not some board bullshit,

i am actually pretty jolly and layed back, most would be very surprised.

i am going out to brunch with my girlfriend, i will be back to give a little more info.

they are also lets say sell stuff on the side for a living, but i have known them before that, and some of the words used on their phones would be real bad if there was a wiretap.

ill be back in an hour, try to give some more details, but the basis was i was an asshole, got caught, and i feel like a total idiot.

[Damian_Maxcash]

Ouch thats horrid.....

Everyone knows you say things like that, especially after a few drinks to loosen your tougue - but nobody likes to actually hear it. The guy you were with could have been any one of the others that are now pissed off at you, and they would have been talking the same shit.

As for a way out of it - mmmmm - how about a letter of apoligy with an invite to a really expensive resturant - on you. It would work on me.

BTW - What terrible thing did you do 5 years ago?

[Deej]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

haha this is real life, not some board bullshit,

i am actually pretty jolly and layed back, most would be very surprised.

i am going out to brunch with my girlfriend, i will be back to give a little more info.

they are also lets say sell stuff on the side for a living, but i have known them before that, and some of the words used on their phones would be real bad if there was a wiretap.

ill be back in an hour, try to give some more details, but the basis was i was an asshole, got caught, and i feel like a total idiot.

oh man, No fucking with the dude man....i see a lil more light...yea i would feel the same....sheepish


hopefully it will work out....if the extra is green and not white, then you should be fine......if white, then fuckem....

[sonofsam]

wow. so you're an asshole on the board and in real life

[Violetta]

all on the alcohol!

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what would you do in my situation?

[sfera]

cheer up the weekend is coming to an end

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what would you do in my situation?

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what would you do in my situation?

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what would you do in my situation?

[The Heron]

I'd say fuckem if they can't take a joke.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by sonofsam

wow. so you're an asshole on the board and in real life

i was going to be very very surprised if you didnt come in this thread, you came through as expected.

well now that the day has gone on i really dont feel as bad, i aplogized already last night, and if that isnt good enough for someone, well then fuck them.

there is only so much you can do when asking for forgiveness from someone, i know i would definatly forgive someone for something as stupid as this.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by damian2001

BTW - What terrible thing did you do 5 years ago?

not to sure, what did i do 5 years ago?

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I feel like ass today:

Pull that roast beef ass of yours open and let the sun shine in.

[PimpDaddyPants]

i feel like chung today too

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by The Heron

I'd say fuckem if they can't take a joke.

Yeah, his homeless friends are idiots.

[Damian_Maxcash]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

not to sure, what did i do 5 years ago?

I was refering to this

i feel like total ass, probly the most embarrassing moment in my life in the past 5 years, what would you do in my situation?

You are either 5 years old or did something terrible 5 years ago.....

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by damian2001

I was refering to this



You are either 5 years old or did something terrible 5 years ago.....

o LOLLLL, i mean i am normally not embarassed, i was trying to state i really cant remember the last time when i was so embarassed.

[nico-t]

if its just jokes; who cares. But the real gossip like bitches do is something i cant stand.. sometimes im with some friends who gossip about other friends, and it makes me sick. I never say anything about it to the gossiping peeps to keep the peace, but it annoys me.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by nico-t

if its just jokes; who cares. But the real gossip like bitches do is something i cant stand.. sometimes im with some friends who gossip about other friends, and it makes me sick. I never say anything about it to the gossiping peeps to keep the peace, but it annoys me.

yepper, it was totally jokes, just drunken bullshit that if they were there they would laugh at.

but since they werent they obviously think i was bashing them.

well shit happens, live and learn, if people cant realise who the fuck you really are then there aint shit you can do convince them otherwise.

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

well shit happens, live and learn, if people cant realise who the fuck you really are then there aint shit you can do convince them otherwise.

That's right. Stick with people who know how to trash you online, put down your city and your pro teams and your music, who you can piss with and trade insults with come back the next day and do it again as if nothing happened.... and at the end of the day we always have our thunderburgers and indian hookers.

You know.. your REAL friends.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

That's right. Stick with people who know how to trash you online, put down your city and your pro teams and your music, who you can piss with and trade insults with come back the next day and do it again as if nothing happened.... and at the end of the day we always have our thunderburgers and indian hookers.

You know.. your REAL friends.

that has to be the post of the year from you CDLisp,

dont worry, i don't need "real" friends in my life, when i can come on GFY, and digitally share expieriences of the great bird with other middle aged men 2 provinces over.

[nico-t]

i dont think 'real' friends even exist.

[Kevin - The PNN]

You know how to step in it.

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

dont worry, i don't need "real" friends in my life, when i can come on GFY, and digitally share expieriences of the great bird with other middle aged men 2 provinces over.

You know it brother.

See? I even got you all cheered the fuck up. What more could you want from life?

[reynold]

achohol indeed has great power over some people