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Brut · 05-09-2002, 09:05 PM

I would find it interesting if you all gave me three good reasons for having a serious relationship and three good reasons for just sleeping around.

I don't want any reason not to have one or the other, like diseases or expenses....

Babaganoosh · 05-09-2002, 09:19 PM

Well, if you just sleep around, you'll get laid more...BUT the girls generally won't get up the next morning and make you some flapjacks. What is life without flapjacks? The way I see it, relationships are the only way to guarantee a steady supply of flapjacks...unless of course you intend to make them yourself.

FlyingIguana · 05-09-2002, 09:22 PM

NEVER trust a woman to make you flapjacks. you're just asking for trouble.

Dreamman010 · 05-09-2002, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Well, if you just sleep around, you'll get laid more...BUT the girls generally won't get up the next morning and make you some flapjacks. What is life without flapjacks? The way I see it, relationships are the only way to guarantee a steady supply of flapjacks...unless of course you intend to make them yourself.

When the supply of flapjack mix ends, YOU (the husband or boyfriend) have to wake up and go/drive to the store and buy it while she's still in bed.

Exxxotica · 05-09-2002, 09:26 PM

yep...it's all about the Flapjacks

kmanrox · 05-09-2002, 09:37 PM

just sex, its more efficient

vidsweb · 05-09-2002, 09:37 PM

sometimes waffles are good too...

clickpimp · 05-09-2002, 09:49 PM

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[i]The way I see it, relationships are the only way to guarantee a steady supply of flapjacks...unless of course you intend to make them yourself. [/B]

she must make some drooling-over cakes brother ...

i'll take the pancake b-fast at mcdonald's personally - as long as i can get them the fuck out by 10:20

SleazyDream · 05-09-2002, 09:55 PM

sundays require bacon and eggs - so pick your date saturday night carefully as it's easy to not make the eggs quite right. Look for the domestic type, they usually can flip the eggs just right. flapjacks will do any other day - so use those nights to find a hot wild dumb assed blonde.

yys · 05-09-2002, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Well, if you just sleep around, you'll get laid more...BUT the girls generally won't get up the next morning and make you some flapjacks. What is life without flapjacks? The way I see it, relationships are the only way to guarantee a steady supply of flapjacks...unless of course you intend to make them yourself.

It's been my experience that the flapjacks get made when the sex relationship is fresh. After a while the sex part dies off and you get told too "make your own fucking flapjacks"

PersianKitty · 05-09-2002, 10:58 PM

I think the "friends with fringe benefits" type relationship is the best. There's way too many creepy bad things out there that people can get from sleeping around. What's worse if you're sleeping around, it's likely with others that are doing the same thing.. just too risky.

The deep relationship thing can be nice at times, but a pain in the butt at others. You're always trying to figure out where you're both at with it all, but then at least your weekends are planned ;) Problems I've run into with the relationship thing... with the last one I married and I'm still paying off from the divorce.

So for me now.. it's friends with fringe benefits... you know the person pretty well... can hang out sometimes and sometimes not and less chance have having to head to the doctor's with a surprise.

jimmy3way · 05-09-2002, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
So for me now.. it's friends with fringe benefits... you know the person pretty well... can hang out sometimes and sometimes not and less chance have having to head to the doctor's with a surprise.

Wanna be friends?

AzteK · 05-09-2002, 11:45 PM

I think the "friends with fringe benefits" type relationship is the best. There's way too many creepy bad things out there that people can get from sleeping around. What's worse if you're sleeping around, it's likely with others that are doing the same thing.. just too risky.

The deep relationship thing can be nice at times, but a pain in the butt at others. You're always trying to figure out where you're both at with it all, but then at least your weekends are planned ;) Problems I've run into with the relationship thing... with the last one I married and I'm still paying off from the divorce.

So for me now.. it's friends with fringe benefits... you know the person pretty well... can hang out sometimes and sometimes not and less chance have having to head to the doctor's with a surprise.
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not asking for a friend! however:

Could you at least send me an email saying how fucking terrible my gallery is and how you never want to see my galleries ever ever again so I can know when to stop submitting in hopes of someday getting listed? *ran out of breath*

weeh I had to let that out

Thanks

PersianKitty · 05-09-2002, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by AzteK
not asking for a friend! however:

Could you at least send me an email saying how fucking terrible my gallery is and how you never want to see my galleries ever ever again so I can know when to stop submitting in hopes of someday getting listed? *ran out of breath*

weeh I had to let that out

Thanks

Sounds like the old.. nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go eat worms.

Would help a bit if I could see a gallery to know why it's not been accepted.

AzteK · 05-10-2002, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty

Sounds like the old.. nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go eat worms.

Would help a bit if I could see a gallery to know why it's not been accepted.

LOL! I still like you

if I didn't I would have given up a long time ago! hehe

Could I email ya?

TheFLY · 05-10-2002, 12:35 AM

G E N I T A L

H E R P E S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jojojo · 05-10-2002, 12:36 AM

Jerk off to porn and make your own flapjacks.

or

Learn how to cook, listen, and give women orgasms and you'll rule the world!

AaronM · 05-10-2002, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Well, if you just sleep around, you'll get laid more...BUT the girls generally won't get up the next morning and make you some flapjacks. What is life without flapjacks? The way I see it, relationships are the only way to guarantee a steady supply of flapjacks...unless of course you intend to make them yourself.

This is why most host has flapjack support.

Been married...FUCK ALL THAT! The bitch is waiting tables in a fucking coffee shop while I live life as if every day may be my last. No wife, no kids, no boss, NO REGRETS.

Just me, my dog, and a few friends with benefits. Life is grand.

V

TheFLY · 05-10-2002, 12:40 AM

FUCK COFFEE!

FUCK MARRIAGE!@@@@@@@!!

TheFLY · 05-10-2002, 12:40 AM

MARRIAGE == DEATH

DOGS = NATURE

AzteK · 05-10-2002, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

This is why most host has flapjack support.

Been married...FUCK ALL THAT! The bitch is waiting tables in a fucking coffee shop while I live life as if every day may be my last. No wife, no kids, no boss, NO REGRETS.

Just me, my dog, and a few friends with benefits. Life is grand.

V

lets hope you'll stick to this when you're old - there is nothing better than having a supportive female

AaronM · 05-10-2002, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by AzteK

lets hope you'll stick to this when you're old - there is nothing better than having a supportive female

I am not so sure about that. I like a supportive jock strap more than the idea of another wife. I live to fast anyway. I will be dead within 10 or 20 years. Why worry about not having some old cranky bitch to sit on the front porch with?

yys · 05-10-2002, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by AzteK

lets hope you'll stick to this when you're old - there is nothing better than having a supportive female

or jockstrap

yys · 05-10-2002, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

I am not so sure about that. I like a supportive jock strap more than the idea of another wife. I live to fast anyway. I will be dead within 10 or 20 years. Why worry about not having some old cranky bitch to sit on the front porch with?

damn, we're on the same wavelength tonight.

AaronM · 05-10-2002, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by yys

damn, we're on the same wavelength tonight.

Kinda scarry huh?

Get out of my head!!!

yys · 05-10-2002, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Kinda scarry huh?

Get out of my head!!!

I think your a l33t HaX0R. Stay outta my box

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UnseenWorld · 05-10-2002, 01:12 AM

Three reasons for sleeping around: pussy, anal, oral.

Three reasons for a serious relationship: crabs, syph, AIDS.

LoveAsianChicks · 05-10-2002, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
Three reasons for sleeping around: pussy, anal, oral.

Three reasons for a serious relationship: crabs, syph, AIDS.

think you got them mixed up.

A relationship is best! life is lonely without love.
1 advantage of just having a fuck buddy, is not having to buy gifts all the time.

AzteK · 05-10-2002, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

I am not so sure about that. I like a supportive jock strap more than the idea of another wife. I live to fast anyway. I will be dead within 10 or 20 years. Why worry about not having some old cranky bitch to sit on the front porch with?

oh yea? how about the time when you're shitting in your pants because you can't walk to the bathroom? and there is no one to help you?

FATPad · 05-10-2002, 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by AzteK

not asking for a friend! however:

Could you at least send me an email saying how fucking terrible my gallery is and how you never want to see my galleries ever ever again so I can know when to stop submitting in hopes of someday getting listed? *ran out of breath*

weeh I had to let that out

Thanks

Did you remember to brush your teeth?

Sugarpuss · 05-10-2002, 05:57 AM

serious relationship allows time for variety, variety, variety

sleeping around allows variety, variety, variety

Pornwolf · 05-10-2002, 06:53 AM

We are men ('cept for the Kitty) so it's always fun feeling like big mack daddies but at some point we all end falling into relationships (I said falling because it's never planned) and are very happy for either the short or a long period of time it lasts.

Most people old enough to have been through this a few times will tell you that even if that relationship only lasts 3 months it still beats a full year of playing the field. There's just something about having that comfort zone with a woman. You don't have to put on the 'dating show' all the time. You have pussy, that you know you like, on call. No more "Aww damn, I can't find my A & B list chicks tonight, hmm...I wonder where Suzie, the freaky chick with the club foot is..."

There's something great about not having to go through the organizational drama that comes with being a Playa.

Of course all the STD and other sexual things are definitely a plus but having a woman you don't want to leave at the crack of dawn so she doesn't get too attached is a great thing and much less of a hassle.

I just came up with a way to explain it to the younger guys... Having a relationship is like having a month long paid gallery listing on The Hun, or AL4A or Snakes. Instead of building galleries, submitting every 3 or 4 days, worrying about whether you get listed or not, If you have the guarenteed spot you can relax and focus on the more important and enjoyable things in life because you know that part of your day is already taken care of.

Flapjacks are cool too, but the girls down south will cook biscuts from scratch for ya!

tara · 05-10-2002, 07:39 AM

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So for me now.. it's friends with fringe benefits... you know the person pretty well... can hang out sometimes and sometimes not and less chance have having to head to the doctor's with a surprise.

I agree considering I just got out of a 3 year relationship, and at this stage of my life don't want any hassle( from bf) , friends with benefits works best for me!

Gemini · 05-10-2002, 08:14 AM

All the playing around sounds great when you are young... then you hit your mid 30's to mid 40's and you look back at NOTHING and ahead to MORE Nothing .

It gets might darned lonely when you ARE alone for more than the first few years of your 20's or even into your 30's in some cases.

The most important thing is to pick the Right person and not rush in to anything!!

RRRED · 05-10-2002, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Dreamman010

When the supply of flapjack mix ends, YOU (the husband or boyfriend) have to wake up and go/drive to the store and buy it while she's still in bed.

Honey can you pick me up some tampons while you're there please?

Sly_RJ · 05-10-2002, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

This is why most host has flapjack support.

Been married...FUCK ALL THAT! The bitch is waiting tables in a fucking coffee shop while I live life as if every day may be my last. No wife, no kids, no boss, NO REGRETS.

Just me, my dog, and a few friends with benefits. Life is grand.

V

I already told you, I'm not giving you benefits. Get over it!

Bastard...

AaronM · 05-10-2002, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AzteK

oh yea? how about the time when you're shitting in your pants because you can't walk to the bathroom? and there is no one to help you?

I own a gun. I will use it on myself before I get to that point.

05-09-2002, 09:05 PM	#1
Brut So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 81	Relationship or just sex I would find it interesting if you all gave me three good reasons for having a serious relationship and three good reasons for just sleeping around. I don't want any reason not to have one or the other, like diseases or expenses....

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Well, if you just sleep around, you'll get laid more...BUT the girls generally won't get up the next morning and make you some flapjacks. What is life without flapjacks? The way I see it, relationships are the only way to guarantee a steady supply of flapjacks...unless of course you intend to make them yourself. __________________ I like pie.

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	I think the "friends with fringe benefits" type relationship is the best. There's way too many creepy bad things out there that people can get from sleeping around. What's worse if you're sleeping around, it's likely with others that are doing the same thing.. just too risky. The deep relationship thing can be nice at times, but a pain in the butt at others. You're always trying to figure out where you're both at with it all, but then at least your weekends are planned ;) Problems I've run into with the relationship thing... with the last one I married and I'm still paying off from the divorce. So for me now.. it's friends with fringe benefits... you know the person pretty well... can hang out sometimes and sometimes not and less chance have having to head to the doctor's with a surprise.

05-09-2002, 11:45 PM	#13
AzteK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Northern Cali, USA Posts: 3,446	I think the "friends with fringe benefits" type relationship is the best. There's way too many creepy bad things out there that people can get from sleeping around. What's worse if you're sleeping around, it's likely with others that are doing the same thing.. just too risky. The deep relationship thing can be nice at times, but a pain in the butt at others. You're always trying to figure out where you're both at with it all, but then at least your weekends are planned ;) Problems I've run into with the relationship thing... with the last one I married and I'm still paying off from the divorce. So for me now.. it's friends with fringe benefits... you know the person pretty well... can hang out sometimes and sometimes not and less chance have having to head to the doctor's with a surprise. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- not asking for a friend! however: Could you at least send me an email saying how fucking terrible my gallery is and how you never want to see my galleries ever ever again so I can know when to stop submitting in hopes of someday getting listed? ran out of breath weeh I had to let that out Thanks Last edited by AzteK; 05-09-2002 at 11:46 PM..

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05-10-2002, 06:53 AM	#32
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	We are men ('cept for the Kitty) so it's always fun feeling like big mack daddies but at some point we all end falling into relationships (I said falling because it's never planned) and are very happy for either the short or a long period of time it lasts. Most people old enough to have been through this a few times will tell you that even if that relationship only lasts 3 months it still beats a full year of playing the field. There's just something about having that comfort zone with a woman. You don't have to put on the 'dating show' all the time. You have pussy, that you know you like, on call. No more "Aww damn, I can't find my A & B list chicks tonight, hmm...I wonder where Suzie, the freaky chick with the club foot is..." There's something great about not having to go through the organizational drama that comes with being a Playa. Of course all the STD and other sexual things are definitely a plus but having a woman you don't want to leave at the crack of dawn so she doesn't get too attached is a great thing and much less of a hassle. I just came up with a way to explain it to the younger guys... Having a relationship is like having a month long paid gallery listing on The Hun, or AL4A or Snakes. Instead of building galleries, submitting every 3 or 4 days, worrying about whether you get listed or not, If you have the guarenteed spot you can relax and focus on the more important and enjoyable things in life because you know that part of your day is already taken care of. Flapjacks are cool too, but the girls down south will cook biscuts from scratch for ya!

05-10-2002, 08:14 AM	#34
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	All the playing around sounds great when you are young... then you hit your mid 30's to mid 40's and you look back at NOTHING and ahead to MORE Nothing . It gets might darned lonely when you ARE alone for more than the first few years of your 20's or even into your 30's in some cases. The most important thing is to pick the Right person and not rush in to anything!!