what's wrong with my balls/dick ? - GoFuckYourself.com

Luc Lonely · 04-20-2006, 10:13 PM

I had a dickache a few hours ago. and since then my dick keeps shrinking ...now I can't even see my dick. it's like peanut now only.... what the fuck is going on with my dick ? I try to watch a few set of porn but it can't stay up. went to the rest room to beat it but it did not work either. please help me ASAP .

Spunky · 04-20-2006, 10:14 PM

It needs amputation

CDSmith · 04-20-2006, 10:14 PM

Cut it off and grow a new one. It's no good to you now.

BobG · 04-20-2006, 10:15 PM

man, sounds like the early stages of Mangina.

MetaMan · 04-20-2006, 10:15 PM

cut it off and put it in CDSmiths mouth, hes had dick in his mouth so long it lost all flavor.

Luc Lonely · 04-20-2006, 10:16 PM

This is serious sir. please help me out. I'm dead serious with this problem. earlier I felt like some1 squeeze my balls so hard....then it happened .
I think i'm sick in the nuts now.

CDSmith · 04-20-2006, 10:17 PM

Give it to the Calgary Flamers. Since it's so small they can probably slip it past the goalie.

Tell them it's Metaboy's.

Luc Lonely · 04-20-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

man, sounds like the early stages of Mangina.

any cure sir ?

selena · 04-20-2006, 10:17 PM

A little known cure for the Shrinking Penis Syndrome is to apply very firm pressure on it while rubbing it over the surface of a cheese grater. This stimulates the nerve endings and will help the penis flourish.

BoyAlley · 04-20-2006, 10:17 PM

Uhm, if you're not fucking around and are being serious, this CAN be a sign of a significant problem. Schedule an appointment with a doctor asap.

Damian_Maxcash · 04-20-2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

This is serious sir. please help me out. I'm dead serious with this problem. earlier I felt like some1 squeeze my balls so hard....then it happened .
I think i'm sick in the nuts now.

I thought you were Asian - Isnt that normal for you guys?

Spunky · 04-20-2006, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uhm, if you're not fucking around and are being serious, this CAN be a sign of a significant problem. Schedule an appointment with a doctor asap.

Luc is always serious..he's a baller

Luc Lonely · 04-20-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

I thought you were Asian - Isnt that normal for you guys?

Are you racist ?

BoyAlley · 04-20-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

Are you racist ?

Actually, I run a Gay Asian site filled with hundreds of asian guys. I have photographic evidence on a mass scale that he's not racist, just factual.

Sometimes the truth hurts.

Luc Lonely · 04-20-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uhm, if you're not fucking around and are being serious, this CAN be a sign of a significant problem. Schedule an appointment with a doctor asap.

I dont have health insurance. anything happens I must go to Vietnam to treat it ..... (the AZN way )
Thank you very much for your serious input (oh and it's helpful )

Damian_Maxcash · 04-20-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

Are you racist ?

No - realist.

Well Dunn · 04-20-2006, 10:22 PM

eh just rub some iceyhot on it you will be fine sir.

CDSmith · 04-20-2006, 10:28 PM

Here Luc, I bought you a new one..

bone appetite

BobG · 04-20-2006, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luc Lonely

any cure sir ?

Yes, immediatley search for and view 5 "would you hit it" threads and call me in the morning

madawgz · 04-20-2006, 11:07 PM

just go see a doctor man, asap... something is fucked

PimpDaddyPants · 04-20-2006, 11:10 PM

u need to lay off the drugs

reynold · 04-21-2006, 12:23 AM

I would panic like hell if anything goes wrong with my dick

Raydio G · 04-21-2006, 02:12 AM

Man... pass the viagra?

elitetec · 04-21-2006, 04:55 AM

Why don`t u go see a doctor

Sexsitesurfer · 04-21-2006, 04:58 AM

Deep Heat.... You know it makes sense!

tyler. · 04-21-2006, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

just go see a doctor man, asap... something is fucked

exactly ...

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-21-2006, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

It needs amputation

04-20-2006, 10:13 PM	#1
Luc Lonely Ask me about negative cash flow Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 499	what's wrong with my balls/dick ? I had a dickache a few hours ago. and since then my dick keeps shrinking ...now I can't even see my dick. it's like peanut now only.... what the fuck is going on with my dick ? I try to watch a few set of porn but it can't stay up. went to the rest room to beat it but it did not work either. please help me ASAP .

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selena Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On The Edge Posts: 7,994	A little known cure for the Shrinking Penis Syndrome is to apply very firm pressure on it while rubbing it over the surface of a cheese grater. This stimulates the nerve endings and will help the penis flourish. __________________ ~ Doer of Things at MetArtMoney Where Flawless Beauty Meets Art ~The MetArt Network ~ selena.delgado9

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