what's wrong with my balls/dick ?
 

I had a dickache a few hours ago. and since then my dick keeps shrinking ...now I can't even see my dick. it's like peanut now only.... what the fuck is going on with my dick ? I try to watch a few set of porn but it can't stay up. went to the rest room to beat it but it did not work either. please help me ASAP .

It needs amputation

Cut it off and grow a new one. It's no good to you now.

man, sounds like the early stages of Mangina.

cut it off and put it in CDSmiths mouth, hes had dick in his mouth so long it lost all flavor.

This is serious sir. please help me out. I'm dead serious with this problem. earlier I felt like some1 squeeze my balls so hard....then it happened .
I think i'm sick in the nuts now.

Give it to the Calgary Flamers. Since it's so small they can probably slip it past the goalie.

Tell them it's Metaboy's.

any cure sir ?

A little known cure for the Shrinking Penis Syndrome is to apply very firm pressure on it while rubbing it over the surface of a cheese grater. This stimulates the nerve endings and will help the penis flourish.

I thought you were Asian - Isnt that normal for you guys?

Luc is always serious..he's a baller

Are you racist ?

I dont have health insurance. anything happens I must go to Vietnam to treat it ..... (the AZN way )
Thank you very much for your serious input (oh and it's helpful )

No - realist.

eh just rub some iceyhot on it you will be fine sir.

Here Luc, I bought you a new one..


http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1144939869.jpg


bone appetite

Yes, immediatley search for and view 5 "would you hit it" threads and call me in the morning

just go see a doctor man, asap... something is fucked

u need to lay off the drugs

I would panic like hell if anything goes wrong with my dick

Man... pass the viagra?

Why don`t u go see a doctor

Deep Heat.... You know it makes sense!

exactly ...

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