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04-20-2006, 04:34 PM
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Cat in heat? (Helpful tip)
So my cat is realy going crazy for the past few days, just screaming and making me go insane. Unfortunately I can't fix it since you cant do it to a cat in heat so I found an alternative that worked
 Yes I know I am a bit crazy but here are the instructions :Procedure: -Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward. -Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two. -Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there. -You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip. -That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.
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04-20-2006, 09:09 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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cats are just damn annoying
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04-20-2006, 09:13 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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Uhm............. Ok, I'm not even going to say it.
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04-20-2006, 09:15 PM
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As you wish...
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This post disturbs me for some reason.
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04-20-2006, 09:17 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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Quote:
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04-20-2006, 09:18 PM
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perverted justice decoy
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come near me and i bite your freak ass
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04-20-2006, 09:20 PM
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I need a beer
 
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I'll pass on stimulating my pet with a q tip
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04-20-2006, 09:22 PM
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Speaking of cats, I shaved both my cats today with a shitty trimmer, they're all patchy and bald, it's awesome :D
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04-20-2006, 09:27 PM
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strangely arousing
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04-20-2006, 09:38 PM
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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If you ignore em, the cats will stop eventually.
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04-21-2006, 07:48 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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strange stuff
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04-21-2006, 07:49 AM
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a q-tip? damn and i used my pinky
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04-21-2006, 07:50 AM
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goddamn, cats suck!
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04-21-2006, 07:53 AM
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So let me get this straight.
You shelter your cat, you feed it, you buy toys for it, you clean its shit and piss, and now you're gonna jerk it off? Wow. |
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BUY MY SIG. MOTHERFUCKER!