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CuriousToyBoy · 04-20-2006, 05:25 AM

I need cheering up.

Thanks.

mattz · 04-20-2006, 05:27 AM

maybe this video will do : http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...+union&pl=true

but i think you are from Aus and its about president bush though

very funny though

Choppa · 04-20-2006, 05:46 AM

here ya go big guy https://youtube.com/watch?v=xCXsI...h=afro%20ninja

tyler. · 04-20-2006, 06:50 AM

http://www.tourettesguy.com here you go

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dodger21 · 04-20-2006, 08:00 AM

http://www.holdthebutton.com

BrettJ · 04-20-2006, 08:41 AM

What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw ?

with a bmw, the pricks are in the inside.

BrettJ · 04-20-2006, 08:42 AM

So this guy grabs his shot gun and heads to the pond to shoot frogs. when he gets down to the pond he sees 19 of them all lined up on this log. He shoots one, and the other 18 croak.

Deraj · 04-20-2006, 08:45 AM

Cheers ! =)

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his penis out and wipes the tip. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it. What kind of degenerate are you? The man replies, I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'm. I have a very rare condition that means when I sneeze, I have an orgasm. The woman, now feeling badly, says, Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it? The man looks at her and says, Pepper

dodger21 · 04-20-2006, 08:46 AM

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Damn

Deraj · 04-20-2006, 08:51 AM

A man emerges from the bathroom naked and crawls into bed with his
wife. She complains, as usual, "Ihahaha8217;ve got a headache."
"Perfect!" he says. " I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with
aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository...its up to you."

Deraj · 04-20-2006, 09:07 AM

bump for the Toy Guy !!!!

c'mon people.. bust out with the jokes !

chris_joseph · 04-20-2006, 09:14 AM

A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree and the redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy tells him that its his.

The policeman says, "Your dog is in heat".

The redneck cowboy answers, "No way the dogs in heat. He's cool, cause he's tied under the shade of the tree".

The policeman says, "No, you don't understand, your dog needs to be bred".

The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says, "No way the dog needs bread, he's not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning".

The policeman finally gets mad and says, "Look, your dog wants to have sex".

The redneck cowboy looks at him and says "Go ahead, I always wanted a police dog.

Deraj · 04-20-2006, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_joseph

A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree and the redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy tells him that its his.

The policeman says, "Your dog is in heat".

The redneck cowboy answers, "No way the dogs in heat. He's cool, cause he's tied under the shade of the tree".

The policeman says, "No, you don't understand, your dog needs to be bred".

The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says, "No way the dog needs bread, he's not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning".

The policeman finally gets mad and says, "Look, your dog wants to have sex".

The redneck cowboy looks at him and says "Go ahead, I always wanted a police dog.

CuriousToyBoy · 04-20-2006, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodger21

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Damn

Simple is always good.

Thanks Steve !

WonderWoman · 04-20-2006, 09:24 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A

This had me cracking up.

04-20-2006, 09:37 AM

i have a big penis

^^ funny eh?

Trixxxia · 04-20-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

A man emerges from the bathroom naked and crawls into bed with his
wife. She complains, as usual, "Ihahaha8217;ve got a headache."
"Perfect!" he says. " I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with
aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository...its up to you."

LMAO that's a cute one!

reynold · 04-20-2006, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

A man emerges from the bathroom naked and crawls into bed with his
wife. She complains, as usual, "Ihahaha8217;ve got a headache."
"Perfect!" he says. " I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with
aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository...its up to you."

I just spit the coffee I was drinking

CDSmith · 04-20-2006, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Make Me Laugh

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 04-20-2006, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Smith I just dont know what to say... hahahahahaha

CDSmith · 04-20-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

Smith I just dont know what to say

madawgz · 04-20-2006, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WonderWoman

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A

This had me cracking up.

CuriousToyBoy · 04-21-2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

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CuriousToyBoy · 04-21-2006, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

We have a winner !!!

cool1 · 04-21-2006, 09:05 AM

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:
"I think everyone's asleep, let's go"
"This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first"
"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down"
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Sniff sniff
"Ah perfume - you think of everything"
"This is great....." (long sigh)
Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations... Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

sfera · 04-21-2006, 09:08 AM

look at ur penis? that should make u laff

Radical Nathan · 04-21-2006, 09:10 AM

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherl...ml_video=61862

thoughts like this about Oprah should make you die laughing, or weeping....

Pete-KT · 04-21-2006, 09:13 AM

here
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Fetish Gimp · 04-21-2006, 09:19 AM

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elitetec · 04-21-2006, 09:33 AM

Funny stuff

majorbitch · 04-21-2006, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

Cheers ! =)

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his penis out and wipes the tip. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it. What kind of degenerate are you? The man replies, I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'm. I have a very rare condition that means when I sneeze, I have an orgasm. The woman, now feeling badly, says, Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it? The man looks at her and says, Pepper

That actually reminds me of a Grey's Anatomy episode

Babagirls · 04-21-2006, 10:09 AM

axelcat · 04-21-2006, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

Cheers ! =)

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his penis out and wipes the tip. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it. What kind of degenerate are you? The man replies, I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'm. I have a very rare condition that means when I sneeze, I have an orgasm. The woman, now feeling badly, says, Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it? The man looks at her and says, Pepper

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04-20-2006, 08:42 AM	#8
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04-20-2006, 09:14 AM	#13
chris_joseph Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: at the Office! Posts: 1,056	A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree and the redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy tells him that its his. The policeman says, "Your dog is in heat". The redneck cowboy answers, "No way the dogs in heat. He's cool, cause he's tied under the shade of the tree". The policeman says, "No, you don't understand, your dog needs to be bred". The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says, "No way the dog needs bread, he's not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning". The policeman finally gets mad and says, "Look, your dog wants to have sex". The redneck cowboy looks at him and says "Go ahead, I always wanted a police dog. __________________ Web and Graphic Designer Hit me up on ICQ#291166250

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