Make Me Laugh

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787
    #1

    Make Me Laugh

    I need cheering up.

    Thanks.

    Celebs
    Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com
    Tags: None
    • mattz
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2001
      • 7697
      #2
      maybe this video will do : http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...+union&pl=true

      but i think you are from Aus and its about president bush though

      very funny though

        Comment

        • Choppa
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 4079
          #3
          here ya go big guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCXsI...h=afro%20ninja
          SexyAds: 10 years in business and still going strong. Become an affiliate today!




          Choppas ICQ: 283 090 747 Want to know more? [email protected]

            Comment

            • tyler.
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2006
              • 1653
              #4
              http://www.tourettesguy.com here you go

                Comment

                • BluewireAngie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 4643
                  #5
                  check this out!
                  http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_f..._150404_01.swf
                  Web Design & Programming - Creative Mainstream Style Web Design and Programming PORTFOLIO
                  Custom Cartoons - High Quality Cartoon Studio PORTFOLIO
                  Offshore Staff - Save Money & Grow Faster With Dedicated Offshore Staff PRICING

                  ICQ:282-072-512

                    Comment

                    • dodger21
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 2680
                      #6
                      http://www.holdthebutton.com
                      icq: 237055440

                        Comment

                        • BrettJ
                          ol' timer
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 4715
                          #7
                          What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw ?












                          with a bmw, the pricks are in the inside.

                            Comment

                            • BrettJ
                              ol' timer
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 4715
                              #8
                              So this guy grabs his shot gun and heads to the pond to shoot frogs. when he gets down to the pond he sees 19 of them all lined up on this log. He shoots one, and the other 18 croak.

                                Comment

                                • Deraj
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 2790
                                  #9
                                  Cheers ! =)

                                  A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his penis out and wipes the tip. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it. What kind of degenerate are you? The man replies, I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'm. I have a very rare condition that means when I sneeze, I have an orgasm. The woman, now feeling badly, says, Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it? The man looks at her and says, Pepper
                                  Last edited by Deraj; 04-20-2006, 07:46 AM. Reason: oops
                                  ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                  Originally posted by Unknown
                                  If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

                                    Comment

                                    • dodger21
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 2680
                                      #10
                                      What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?



                                      Damn
                                      icq: 237055440

                                        Comment

                                        • Deraj
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 2790
                                          #11
                                          A man emerges from the bathroom naked and crawls into bed with his
                                          wife. She complains, as usual, "Ihahaha8217;ve got a headache."
                                          "Perfect!" he says. " I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with
                                          aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository...its up to you."
                                          ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                          Originally posted by Unknown
                                          If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

                                            Comment

                                            • Deraj
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 2790
                                              #12
                                              bump for the Toy Guy !!!!


                                              c'mon people.. bust out with the jokes !
                                              ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                              Originally posted by Unknown
                                              If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

                                                Comment

                                                • chris_joseph
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 1056
                                                  #13
                                                  A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree and the redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a cold beer.

                                                  About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy tells him that its his.

                                                  The policeman says, "Your dog is in heat".

                                                  The redneck cowboy answers, "No way the dogs in heat. He's cool, cause he's tied under the shade of the tree".

                                                  The policeman says, "No, you don't understand, your dog needs to be bred".

                                                  The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says, "No way the dog needs bread, he's not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning".

                                                  The policeman finally gets mad and says, "Look, your dog wants to have sex".

                                                  The redneck cowboy looks at him and says "Go ahead, I always wanted a police dog.
                                                  Web and Graphic Designer
                                                  Hit me up on ICQ#291166250

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Deraj
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 2790
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by chris_joseph
                                                      A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree and the redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a cold beer.

                                                      About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy tells him that its his.

                                                      The policeman says, "Your dog is in heat".

                                                      The redneck cowboy answers, "No way the dogs in heat. He's cool, cause he's tied under the shade of the tree".

                                                      The policeman says, "No, you don't understand, your dog needs to be bred".

                                                      The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says, "No way the dog needs bread, he's not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning".

                                                      The policeman finally gets mad and says, "Look, your dog wants to have sex".

                                                      The redneck cowboy looks at him and says "Go ahead, I always wanted a police dog.
                                                      ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                      Originally posted by Unknown
                                                      If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

                                                        Comment

                                                        • CuriousToyBoy
                                                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 16787
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by dodger21
                                                          What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?



                                                          Damn


                                                          Simple is always good.

                                                          Thanks Steve !

                                                          Celebs
                                                          Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

                                                            Comment

                                                            • WonderWoman
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                              • 1439
                                                              #16
                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A

                                                              This had me cracking up.
                                                              Lubna


                                                              ICQ: 321946016

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i have a big penis



                                                                  ^^ funny eh?

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Trixxxia
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 5600
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Deraj
                                                                      A man emerges from the bathroom naked and crawls into bed with his
                                                                      wife. She complains, as usual, "Ihahaha8217;ve got a headache."
                                                                      "Perfect!" he says. " I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with
                                                                      aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository...its up to you."
                                                                      LMAO that's a cute one!

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • reynold
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 51271
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Deraj
                                                                          A man emerges from the bathroom naked and crawls into bed with his
                                                                          wife. She complains, as usual, "Ihahaha8217;ve got a headache."
                                                                          "Perfect!" he says. " I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with
                                                                          aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository...its up to you."
                                                                          I just spit the coffee I was drinking

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 51460
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                                              Make Me Laugh
                                                                              Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                                              ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!
                                                                              Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.                                                                               ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 6269
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith

                                                                                  Smith I just dont know what to say... hahahahahaha

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                                      Smith I just dont know what to say
                                                                                      Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                                                      ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!
                                                                                      Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.                                                                                       ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by WonderWoman
                                                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A

                                                                                          This had me cracking up.
                                                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                              Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                              • 16787
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                              Celebs
                                                                                              Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                                                                  ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!
                                                                                                  Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.                                                                                                   ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                                                                      ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!
                                                                                                      Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.                                                                                                       ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                        • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                          • 16787
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                          We have a winner !!!

                                                                                                          Celebs
                                                                                                          Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                            • cool1
                                                                                                              sex is good
                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                              • 24939
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:
                                                                                                              "I think everyone's asleep, let's go"
                                                                                                              "This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first"
                                                                                                              "It's a bit cramped - let me sit down"
                                                                                                              "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
                                                                                                              Sniff sniff
                                                                                                              "Ah perfume - you think of everything"
                                                                                                              "This is great....." (long sigh)
                                                                                                              Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
                                                                                                              "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations... Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                • sfera
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                  • 8597
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  look at ur penis? that should make u laff

                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                    • Radical Nathan
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                      • 155
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      http://www.comedycentral.com/motherl...ml_video=61862

                                                                                                                      thoughts like this about Oprah should make you die laughing, or weeping....
                                                                                                                      you like musicians? no? you like jelly salesmen?


                                                                                                                      > RADICAL CASH <

                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                        • Pete-KT
                                                                                                                          Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                          • 51532
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          here
                                                                                                                          http://satancash.com/juicy.html

                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                            • Fetish Gimp
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                              • 1699
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A JESUS GONNA CAP THE DEVIL'S BITCH ASS NIGGA, TESTIFY MOTHAFUCKA
                                                                                                                              Strapon Seduction - femdom blog | Twitter

                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                • elitetec
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 4944
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Funny stuff



                                                                                                                                  Add Your Site To My PR4 Blog
                                                                                                                                  Selling Sig ICQ-200636146

                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                    • majorbitch
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 708
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Deraj
                                                                                                                                      Cheers ! =)

                                                                                                                                      A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his penis out and wipes the tip. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it. What kind of degenerate are you? The man replies, I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'm. I have a very rare condition that means when I sneeze, I have an orgasm. The woman, now feeling badly, says, Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it? The man looks at her and says, Pepper


                                                                                                                                      That actually reminds me of a Grey's Anatomy episode

                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                        • Babagirls
                                                                                                                                          Text Writer
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 18812
                                                                                                                                          #35






                                                                                                                                          Need a Text Writer?
                                                                                                                                          Blogs|Reviews|Descriptions|Paysites|TGP's|Stories
                                                                                                                                          ICQ: 397892500

                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                            • axelcat
                                                                                                                                              Adult Locals
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 25450
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Deraj
                                                                                                                                              Cheers ! =)

                                                                                                                                              A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his penis out and wipes the tip. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it. What kind of degenerate are you? The man replies, I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'm. I have a very rare condition that means when I sneeze, I have an orgasm. The woman, now feeling badly, says, Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it? The man looks at her and says, Pepper

                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                Previous template Next
                                                                                                                                                Working...