The USPS is scaring the hell out of me - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 04-19-2006, 02:26 PM

I can believe that maybe I won't get mail one day, but two in a row? Not going to happen. When I did not get any mail today, I knew something was up.

I called the USPS and filed a complaint and asked to have my local post office to call me back. They did.

The chick on the phone was nice enough, asking if I had any holds that I forgot about or something. I assured her I did not. She said she would do some checking and call me back.

When she called back she told me there was a susbstitute carrier on my route for the last couple of days (that much I knew), and that she had not delivered the mail because of the dog behind my screen door.

That is all well and good, except I do not own a dog. I have a bird, and a frog, neither of which look much like a dog. I was getting confused. Maybe she heard I was called baddog, and was taking it literally . . . then it dawned on me. My driveway!

The Other Steve · 04-19-2006, 02:40 PM

Just wait till she sees your face - she'll know she was right to avoid you place

baddog · 04-19-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Other Steve

Just wait till she sees your face - she'll know she was right to avoid you place

That is why I am on the Internet instead of TV

Big Red Machine · 04-19-2006, 02:47 PM

HAHHAHA theres a BadDog behind the screen

MikeVega · 04-19-2006, 02:54 PM

you really ruined a good drive way with that? if your going to do that you should have had someone put something really cool there .. a nice HD logo and some nice flames ..

but the story is funny as hell

Sinstar · 04-19-2006, 02:58 PM

Great story lol...

baddog · 04-19-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

you really ruined a good drive way with that? if your going to do that you should have had someone put something really cool there .. a nice HD logo and some nice flames ..

but the story is funny as hell

My son did it, and it was rather impromptu. The city came by to repair sidewalks and took out part of my driveway in the process. It wasn't like we had time to go out and buy colors to add to the cement.

tony286 · 04-19-2006, 03:00 PM

When we lived at our loft ,the mail carrier there sucked sometimes the mail wasnt there until 7pm. More things were lost on me. It can be a night mare.

BradM · 04-19-2006, 03:00 PM

Maybe the substitute driver was about 21 and male, and was afraid you'd stalk him if he came to your door. Word is getting around you love young boys.

baddog · 04-19-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Maybe the substitute driver was about 21 and male, and was afraid you'd stalk him if he came to your door. Word is getting around you love young boys.

You are such a witty twink. Is your mom fucking any more neighbors lately?

MikeVega · 04-19-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

My son did it, and it was rather impromptu. The city came by to repair sidewalks and took out part of my driveway in the process. It wasn't like we had time to go out and buy colors to add to the cement.

OK ..that makes more sense .. i had this image of you out there with a stick ..

the story is great ..

04-19-2006, 02:26 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	The USPS is scaring the hell out of me I can believe that maybe I won't get mail one day, but two in a row? Not going to happen. When I did not get any mail today, I knew something was up. I called the USPS and filed a complaint and asked to have my local post office to call me back. They did. The chick on the phone was nice enough, asking if I had any holds that I forgot about or something. I assured her I did not. She said she would do some checking and call me back. When she called back she told me there was a susbstitute carrier on my route for the last couple of days (that much I knew), and that she had not delivered the mail because of the dog behind my screen door. That is all well and good, except I do not own a dog. I have a bird, and a frog, neither of which look much like a dog. I was getting confused. Maybe she heard I was called baddog, and was taking it literally . . . then it dawned on me. My driveway!

04-19-2006, 02:40 PM	#2
The Other Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Queensland - perfect one day and better the next. Posts: 2,106	Just wait till she sees your face - she'll know she was right to avoid you place __________________ Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	you really ruined a good drive way with that? if your going to do that you should have had someone put something really cool there .. a nice HD logo and some nice flames .. but the story is funny as hell __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

04-19-2006, 02:58 PM	#6
Sinstar Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,206	Great story lol...

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	When we lived at our loft ,the mail carrier there sucked sometimes the mail wasnt there until 7pm. More things were lost on me. It can be a night mare.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Maybe the substitute driver was about 21 and male, and was afraid you'd stalk him if he came to your door. Word is getting around you love young boys.