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Tam · 04-18-2006, 06:47 PM

GOOD GOD, we turned on our porch light for like 20 minutes tonight and you can look at my window and it looks like something out of a fucking horror movie. And god forbid you walk outside. My 16 yr old just came back in and said they are just slamming into him out there........ YIKES!!

How in the hell do you get rid of these fuckers? I have never seen so many of these damn things in one place, and isn't it awfully early for them yet?

Wasps are bad now too...... anyone else having hell with this so early this year?

After Shock Media · 04-18-2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam

GOOD GOD, we turned on our porch light for like 20 minutes tonight and you can look at my window and it looks like something out of a fucking horror movie. And god forbid you walk outside. My 16 yr old just came back in and said they are just slamming into him out there........ YIKES!!

How in the hell do you get rid of these fuckers? I have never seen so many of these damn things in one place, and isn't it awfully early for them yet?

May I have another noun please. Otherwise if its just them, well them are everywhere.

Cyrano · 04-18-2006, 06:51 PM

Yeah who's "them"?

Spunky · 04-18-2006, 06:51 PM

Mosquitos perhaps?

After Shock Media · 04-18-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Mosquitos perhaps?

Im thinking she just plum lost her mind.

Tam · 04-18-2006, 07:01 PM

oooops!! See? They are driving me mad. LMAO

JUNE BUGS!!!!!!! lol
Those brown crusty beetles that you can hear hitting the outside of your house when a light is turned on outside, or inside. Sounds like they are playing drums on my windows this year. lol

CDSmith · 04-18-2006, 07:01 PM

Oh noooo... not THEM. Tam, you're being invaded by 'THEM'?

oh god

Bye Tam. Nice knowin' you.

Barefootsies · 04-18-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

May I have another noun please. Otherwise if its just them, well them are everywhere.

CDSmith · 04-18-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam

oooops!! See? They are driving me mad. LMAO

JUNE BUGS!!!!!!! lol

oh THEM them.

Wear a hat.

Spunky · 04-18-2006, 07:04 PM

Don't those bugs fight with each other? I hear it's quite the spectacle

Tam · 04-18-2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

oh THEM them.

Wear a hat.

Wear a hat? I think I need a whole damn suit of armor this year. I haven't ever seen them this bad.

Don't buy mulch, I am told that's how they get you.

Tam · 04-18-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Don't those bugs fight with each other? I hear it's quite the spectacle

They fight with EVERYTHING. They were beating the hell out of my poor cat last night.... and my son tonight. They got hella balls, I can tell ya that much. lol

CDSmith · 04-18-2006, 07:06 PM

Yes, do whatever else you can, but wear a hat.

Them fuckers are miserable when they get their clampers and legs all caught in your hair.

detoxed · 04-18-2006, 07:07 PM

Fortunately someone has already thought of a solution for most of lifes problems. You can gets various insect killers at the local wal mart, most likely in electric or chemical form.

Xaid · 04-18-2006, 07:09 PM

i hate june bugs, loud as hell and heavy enough to feel when they ram you

Spunky · 04-18-2006, 07:09 PM

Had to google for it cause I've never seen them before

DESCRIPTION:
The adult green June beetle (family Scarabaeidae) is usually 3/4" to 1" long, and 1/2" wide. The top side is forest green, with or without lengthwise tan stripes on the wings. The underside is metallic bright green or gold, and has legs with sturdy spines to aid in digging. The head has a short hornlike process on the front. In the Mid-Atlantic region the names "June bug" and "June beetle" are commonly used for this insect. They're called "fig eater" in the southern part of their range. Do not confuse the green June beetle, however, with the familiar brown May or June beetles that are seen flying to lights on summer nights. The green June beetle adult flies only during the day.

Tam · 04-18-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Yes, do whatever else you can, but wear a hat.

Them fuckers are miserable when they get their clampers and legs all caught in your hair.

Hell yeah they can be, I have long hair, so I won't be going out them there doors after dark for awhile. So does my husband, but they won't touch his hair.. LOL

detoxed, that's what we are looking up right now. I didn't know it, but they'll eat my damn trees I just planted. Last year it was Japanese Beetles, this year it is June Bugs.

BoyAlley · 04-18-2006, 07:11 PM

It's only April?

Kevin - The PNN · 04-18-2006, 07:28 PM

Insects are going to be a BIG problem this year because of the warm winter. Because the ground did not free this winter, the cold (freezing) did not kill them. It is going to get worse.

Scootermuze · 04-18-2006, 07:36 PM

Hmm.. I don't have any at all around my place.. that I've seen or heard anyway..

You're just up the road, so you must be around a breeding area for them or somethin..

Tam · 04-18-2006, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin ? The PNN

Insects are going to be a BIG problem this year because of the warm winter. Because the ground did not free this winter, the cold (freezing) did not kill them. It is going to get worse.

They get any worse and I'll be looking for a new place, they will own this one by JUNE!!!!!! lol

And yes, BoyAlley, that's what I was thinking exactly. Only April and they are this bad.

Tam · 04-18-2006, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze

Hmm.. I don't have any at all around my place.. that I've seen or heard anyway..

You're just up the road, so you must be around a breeding area for them or somethin..

That's possible, there is a huge corn field right next to me, that could be it, not sure. It's huge though.

CDSmith · 04-18-2006, 07:44 PM

A cornfield you say?

Oh them junebugs are gonna be gorging on that corn, shitting on it, having junebug orgies on it, shooting bug jizz on it, bug piss, ohhh baby.

I wouldn't be thinking of eating any of that corn if I were you.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-18-2006, 07:59 PM

Tam · 04-18-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

A cornfield you say?

Oh them junebugs are gonna be gorging on that corn, shitting on it, having junebug orgies on it, shooting bug jizz on it, bug piss, ohhh baby.

I wouldn't be thinking of eating any of that corn if I were you.

It ain't MY cornfield.... let them eat all that shit they wanna eat, I can't eat it anyway, I am allergic to that shit. LOL

As long as they are eating corn, they will leave me alone, right?

Tam · 04-18-2006, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Yup, that's about how big they are and what they sound like out there.. rotfl

CDSmith · 04-18-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam

As long as they are eating corn, they will leave me alone, right?

Wrong.

They will live in the corn field, and use your yard as their playground.

Tam · 04-18-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Wrong.

They will live in the corn field, and use your yard as their playground.

Man, you just keep kicking me everytime I think I have some hope of fighting this, don't you? You are waiting for your yearly beating are you?

CDSmith · 04-18-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam

Man, you just keep kicking me everytime I think I have some hope of fighting this, don't you? You are waiting for your yearly beating are you?

Yes

I think you missed a few years. You might want to get me a triple beating to bring your account up to date.

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Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,489	oooops!! See? They are driving me mad. LMAO JUNE BUGS!!!!!!! lol Those brown crusty beetles that you can hear hitting the outside of your house when a light is turned on outside, or inside. Sounds like they are playing drums on my windows this year. lol __________________ Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) Last edited by Tam; 04-18-2006 at 07:03 PM..

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