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Tam 04-18-2006 06:47 PM

Help, I am being invaded.... I think seriously!!
 
GOOD GOD, we turned on our porch light for like 20 minutes tonight and you can look at my window and it looks like something out of a fucking horror movie. And god forbid you walk outside. My 16 yr old just came back in and said they are just slamming into him out there........ YIKES!!

How in the hell do you get rid of these fuckers? I have never seen so many of these damn things in one place, and isn't it awfully early for them yet? :disgust

Wasps are bad now too...... anyone else having hell with this so early this year?

After Shock Media 04-18-2006 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam
GOOD GOD, we turned on our porch light for like 20 minutes tonight and you can look at my window and it looks like something out of a fucking horror movie. And god forbid you walk outside. My 16 yr old just came back in and said they are just slamming into him out there........ YIKES!!

How in the hell do you get rid of these fuckers? I have never seen so many of these damn things in one place, and isn't it awfully early for them yet? :disgust

May I have another noun please. Otherwise if its just them, well them are everywhere.

Cyrano 04-18-2006 06:51 PM

Yeah who's "them"?

Spunky 04-18-2006 06:51 PM

Mosquitos perhaps?

After Shock Media 04-18-2006 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky
Mosquitos perhaps?

Im thinking she just plum lost her mind.

Tam 04-18-2006 07:01 PM

oooops!! See? They are driving me mad. LMAO

JUNE BUGS!!!!!!! lol
Those brown crusty beetles that you can hear hitting the outside of your house when a light is turned on outside, or inside. Sounds like they are playing drums on my windows this year. lol

CDSmith 04-18-2006 07:01 PM

Oh noooo... not THEM. Tam, you're being invaded by 'THEM'?

oh god

Bye Tam. Nice knowin' you.

Barefootsies 04-18-2006 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
May I have another noun please. Otherwise if its just them, well them are everywhere.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 04-18-2006 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam
oooops!! See? They are driving me mad. LMAO

JUNE BUGS!!!!!!! lol

oh THEM them.

Wear a hat.

Spunky 04-18-2006 07:04 PM

Don't those bugs fight with each other? I hear it's quite the spectacle

Tam 04-18-2006 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
oh THEM them.

Wear a hat.


Wear a hat? I think I need a whole damn suit of armor this year. I haven't ever seen them this bad.

Don't buy mulch, I am told that's how they get you. :Oh crap

Tam 04-18-2006 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky
Don't those bugs fight with each other? I hear it's quite the spectacle


They fight with EVERYTHING. They were beating the hell out of my poor cat last night.... and my son tonight. They got hella balls, I can tell ya that much. lol

CDSmith 04-18-2006 07:06 PM

Yes, do whatever else you can, but wear a hat.

Them fuckers are miserable when they get their clampers and legs all caught in your hair.

detoxed 04-18-2006 07:07 PM

Fortunately someone has already thought of a solution for most of lifes problems. You can gets various insect killers at the local wal mart, most likely in electric or chemical form.

Xaid 04-18-2006 07:09 PM

i hate june bugs, loud as hell and heavy enough to feel when they ram you

Spunky 04-18-2006 07:09 PM

Had to google for it cause I've never seen them before
http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il...unebeetCU.JPEG
DESCRIPTION:
The adult green June beetle (family Scarabaeidae) is usually 3/4" to 1" long, and 1/2" wide. The top side is forest green, with or without lengthwise tan stripes on the wings. The underside is metallic bright green or gold, and has legs with sturdy spines to aid in digging. The head has a short hornlike process on the front. In the Mid-Atlantic region the names "June bug" and "June beetle" are commonly used for this insect. They're called "fig eater" in the southern part of their range. Do not confuse the green June beetle, however, with the familiar brown May or June beetles that are seen flying to lights on summer nights. The green June beetle adult flies only during the day.

Tam 04-18-2006 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Yes, do whatever else you can, but wear a hat.

Them fuckers are miserable when they get their clampers and legs all caught in your hair.


Hell yeah they can be, I have long hair, so I won't be going out them there doors after dark for awhile. So does my husband, but they won't touch his hair.. LOL

detoxed, that's what we are looking up right now. I didn't know it, but they'll eat my damn trees I just planted. Last year it was Japanese Beetles, this year it is June Bugs.

BoyAlley 04-18-2006 07:11 PM

It's only April?

Kevin - The PNN 04-18-2006 07:28 PM

Insects are going to be a BIG problem this year because of the warm winter. Because the ground did not free this winter, the cold (freezing) did not kill them. It is going to get worse.

Scootermuze 04-18-2006 07:36 PM

Hmm.. I don't have any at all around my place.. that I've seen or heard anyway..

You're just up the road, so you must be around a breeding area for them or somethin..

Tam 04-18-2006 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin ? The PNN
Insects are going to be a BIG problem this year because of the warm winter. Because the ground did not free this winter, the cold (freezing) did not kill them. It is going to get worse.


They get any worse and I'll be looking for a new place, they will own this one by JUNE!!!!!! lol

And yes, BoyAlley, that's what I was thinking exactly. Only April and they are this bad.

Tam 04-18-2006 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze
Hmm.. I don't have any at all around my place.. that I've seen or heard anyway..

You're just up the road, so you must be around a breeding area for them or somethin..


That's possible, there is a huge corn field right next to me, that could be it, not sure. It's huge though.

CDSmith 04-18-2006 07:44 PM

A cornfield you say?

Oh them junebugs are gonna be gorging on that corn, shitting on it, having junebug orgies on it, shooting bug jizz on it, bug piss, ohhh baby.

I wouldn't be thinking of eating any of that corn if I were you.

SmokeyTheBear 04-18-2006 07:59 PM

http://tools.webspacemania.com/hotlink/june+bug-r.png

Tam 04-18-2006 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
A cornfield you say?

Oh them junebugs are gonna be gorging on that corn, shitting on it, having junebug orgies on it, shooting bug jizz on it, bug piss, ohhh baby.

I wouldn't be thinking of eating any of that corn if I were you.

It ain't MY cornfield.... let them eat all that shit they wanna eat, I can't eat it anyway, I am allergic to that shit. LOL

As long as they are eating corn, they will leave me alone, right?

Tam 04-18-2006 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear


Yup, that's about how big they are and what they sound like out there.. rotfl

CDSmith 04-18-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam
As long as they are eating corn, they will leave me alone, right?

Wrong.

They will live in the corn field, and use your yard as their playground.

Tam 04-18-2006 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Wrong.

They will live in the corn field, and use your yard as their playground.


Man, you just keep kicking me everytime I think I have some hope of fighting this, don't you? You are waiting for your yearly beating are you? :upsidedow :1orglaugh

CDSmith 04-18-2006 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam
Man, you just keep kicking me everytime I think I have some hope of fighting this, don't you? You are waiting for your yearly beating are you? :upsidedow :1orglaugh

Yes

I think you missed a few years. You might want to get me a triple beating to bring your account up to date.


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