Im meeting my gf's parents for the first time today.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Niklas · 04-16-2006, 06:17 AM

and her dad is a very large cop

any advice?

the source · 04-16-2006, 06:19 AM

dont be nervous, just remember to breathe in between sentences so you dont sound like

omgImsogladtomeetyourmistercopmanyourdaughteriscoo landpleasedontkilme.

;)

ssp · 04-16-2006, 06:29 AM

Don't mention the fact that you've taken her up the ass.

Manowar · 04-16-2006, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

Don't mention the fact that you've taken her up the ass.

lmao

he will love you for that

MrKinkade · 04-16-2006, 06:37 AM

ask him why he hasn't been shot by a suspect yet

he will thank you for that

djroof · 04-16-2006, 06:44 AM

one advice man...

GOOD LUCK!!!

Hooligan · 04-16-2006, 06:47 AM

before you even enter their house, tell em that you work in porn

gangbangjoe · 04-16-2006, 06:51 AM

don't do it

your relationship will get so tight you can't breathe anymore after it

Shocking · 04-16-2006, 06:54 AM

bring him some weed. he will child out with that

Vitasoy · 04-16-2006, 07:05 AM

Be prepared to answer what you do..

Trax · 04-16-2006, 07:17 AM

make sure to mention what a great fuck his daughter is

detoxed · 04-16-2006, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trax

make sure to mention what a great fuck his daughter is

AND that you'd like to know whether or not she got it from her mom

marketsmart · 04-16-2006, 08:33 AM

tell him you sale pussy...

XX_RydeR · 04-16-2006, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed

AND that you'd like to know whether or not she got it from her mom

gecko · 04-16-2006, 08:50 AM

Stay calm, but good luck man.

Niklas · 04-16-2006, 09:43 AM

Thanks, for work Im going to give em the good ol internet marketing/consultant/designer deal. They know nothing about computers so thats good.

Im bringing wine and wearing a nice new shirt so hopefully that will improve my chances. Im a little anxious about meeting a dude who probably wont like me and with a gun in his house.

Ivana Fukalot · 04-16-2006, 11:19 AM

If he knows about your job, you should describe this work like a very paying proposition.

TOURKNOOK · 04-16-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

don't do it

your relationship will get so tight you can't breathe anymore after it

i dont think that there are something wrong in porn

Jade^ · 04-16-2006, 11:27 AM

Good Luck

MetaMan · 04-16-2006, 11:28 AM

give his asshole a little tingle with your forefinger, he will definatley thank you for that.

pxxx · 04-16-2006, 11:29 AM

Huge step, makes things a lot more personal if you two ever part.

Warden · 04-16-2006, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niklas

and her dad is a very large cop

any advice?

Yeah do EVERYTHING he tells you to do!

Warden · 04-16-2006, 11:30 AM

Also dont' wear that shirt that reads:

Daddy's Little Angel

is

My Little Whore!

Joey B. Lo · 04-16-2006, 12:07 PM

You should bring your laptop along and to break the ice show them the thread you started here about meeting them and brag about your post count. That is sure to impress them, especially her mom

I almost forgot, cops love porn, so no worries!

BigBen · 04-16-2006, 12:52 PM

Heh, I thought you were my girlfriend's sisters new boyfriend. She's bringing him over for the first time to meet her parents and dads a cop too. I was about to call bullshit on his "engineer" job. According to whois, you aren't anywhere near the states though.

elitetec · 04-16-2006, 01:06 PM

Just don`t mention u work with porn. Just think of some nice job. design, article writer or something like that

tyler. · 04-16-2006, 01:14 PM

just dont be nervous , dont lie

NoWhErE · 04-16-2006, 02:11 PM

Best thing you could do is where your GFY t-shirt and make them fully aware that you encourage the propagation of CP.

That, combined with your charm, will definately make you a shoe in.

NoWhErE · 04-16-2006, 02:11 PM

***sorry, double post****

Nicky · 04-16-2006, 02:21 PM

Did you even think you would get some serious advice on GFY?

i-Affiliate_com · 04-16-2006, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niklas

and her dad is a very large cop

any advice?

What happened to the good old days when you could simply knock her out with a club and drag here into your cave ?

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