Im meeting my gf's parents for the first time today..
 

and her dad is a very large cop :helpme

any advice?

dont be nervous, just remember to breathe in between sentences so you dont sound like

omgImsogladtomeetyourmistercopmanyourdaughteriscoo landpleasedontkilme.

;)

Don't mention the fact that you've taken her up the ass.

lmao

he will love you for that

ask him why he hasn't been shot by a suspect yet

he will thank you for that

one advice man...

GOOD LUCK!!!

before you even enter their house, tell em that you work in porn

don't do it

your relationship will get so tight you can't breathe anymore after it

bring him some weed. he will child out with that

Be prepared to answer what you do..

make sure to mention what a great fuck his daughter is :)

AND that you'd like to know whether or not she got it from her mom

tell him you sale pussy...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Stay calm, but good luck man.

Thanks, for work Im going to give em the good ol internet marketing/consultant/designer deal. They know nothing about computers so thats good.

Im bringing wine and wearing a nice new shirt so hopefully that will improve my chances. Im a little anxious about meeting a dude who probably wont like me and with a gun in his house. :(

i dont think that there are something wrong in porn:winkwink:

Good Luck :)

give his asshole a little tingle with your forefinger, he will definatley thank you for that.

Huge step, makes things a lot more personal if you two ever part.

Yeah do EVERYTHING he tells you to do!

Also dont' wear that shirt that reads:


Daddy's Little Angel

is

My Little Whore!

You should bring your laptop along and to break the ice show them the thread you started here about meeting them and brag about your post count. That is sure to impress them, especially her mom :thumbsup

I almost forgot, cops love porn, so no worries!

Heh, I thought you were my girlfriend's sisters new boyfriend. She's bringing him over for the first time to meet her parents and dads a cop too. I was about to call bullshit on his "engineer" job. According to whois, you aren't anywhere near the states though. :1orglaugh

Just don`t mention u work with porn. Just think of some nice job. design, article writer or something like that

just dont be nervous , dont lie

Best thing you could do is where your GFY t-shirt and make them fully aware that you encourage the propagation of CP.

That, combined with your charm, will definately make you a shoe in.

***sorry, double post****

Did you even think you would get some serious advice on GFY? :upsidedow

What happened to the good old days when you could simply knock her out with a club and drag here into your cave ?