Bill gates is having the president of china over for dinner - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 04-15-2006, 03:42 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060415/...e_hu_dinner_dc

I wonder what they will talk about ?

I wonder what they will eat ? you cant really invite people over for "american" food.. well you can but i'm not sure if they would be very impressed.

irbobo · 04-15-2006, 03:46 AM

Probably not much. 2 Different languages. Bill speaks alien and the chinese president speaks chinese.

CheneyRumsfeld · 04-15-2006, 03:47 AM

always wanted software written by a chink

RayBonga · 04-15-2006, 04:01 AM

He will feel right at home.

Tapaz · 04-15-2006, 04:03 AM

LOL .... I feel this stuff is weird... chinese...windows...food...

tyler. · 04-15-2006, 04:09 AM

it's a conspiracy i tell ya !

Webby · 04-15-2006, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060415/...e_hu_dinner_dc

I wonder what they will talk about ?

I wonder what they will eat ? you cant really invite people over for "american" food.. well you can but i'm not sure if they would be very impressed.

Mmmm... These leaders are not too subtle when it comes to getting payoff's.

Bill is going to slip Hu $50mill under the table for his role in having $400mill of Microsoft systems pre-installed in the factories.

Seems they are gonna eat smoked guinea fowl salad, a choice of either beef filet with Walla Walla onions or Alaskan halibut and spot prawns before a dessert of rhubarb brown butter almond cake.

Never tasted Alaskan halibut - prob comes from Seatle. The beef is prob safer.

headless ghost · 04-15-2006, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Webby

....Never tasted Alaskan halibut - prob comes from Seatle. .....

only on gfy.

i-Affiliate_com · 04-15-2006, 04:42 AM

Let's hope Bill will be showcasing his Porn collection

D&CMedia · 04-15-2006, 04:50 AM

Bill gates is worth 500 billion and is only leaving his kids 10 million hah

Webby · 04-15-2006, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by D&CMedia

Bill gates is worth 500 billion and is only leaving his kids 10 million hah

Seriously... Bill and his wife are actually doing some good stuff with their money.

I know that does not include improvements to the Windows operating system - but ya can't do everything.

If his kids can't manage on $10mill - they sure need Lifestyle 101 from that great learning center on Skid Row.

SirMoby · 04-15-2006, 05:48 AM

Hu and Dubya won't end up agreeing on anything so Hu might as well hang out with Gates. Not only is Gates is a great businessman but he donates $$$ billions every year to charity.

I'd rather meet Gates the Dubya.

Lee · 04-15-2006, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Seriously... Bill and his wife are actually doing some good stuff with their money.

I know that does not include improvements to the Windows operating system - but ya can't do everything.

If his kids can't manage on $10mill - they sure need Lifestyle 101 from that great learning center on Skid Row.

Totally agree with ya.

Webby · 04-15-2006, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

Hu and Dubya won't end up agreeing on anything so Hu might as well hang out with Gates. Not only is Gates is a great businessman but he donates $$$ billions every year to charity.

I'd rather meet Gates the Dubya.

Dubya was told Hu was coming to dinner and asked, "Who is coming to dinner?"

"President Hu, Mr President".

"That's what I'm asking - who is coming to dinner?"

There is good reason Hu better stick with Gates and avoid that great experience called "US international diplomacy" - nobody would have a clue what the fuck was being said.

Grapesoda · 04-15-2006, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by irbobo

Probably not much. 2 Different languages. Bill speaks alien and the chinese president speaks chinese.

gonna be speaking $$$$$$$$ really loudly too

cranki · 04-15-2006, 06:13 AM

I had him over for dinner last weekend... he isn't that popular anymore...

Webby · 04-15-2006, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by cranki

I had him over for dinner last weekend... he isn't that popular anymore...

Don't knock him cranki - he's still OK for a night out, a few beers and a very long line of Charlie.

Ya just have to keep him away from the cocktail parties - he falls asleep at 7.30 and starts sleep-walking, struts up and down Third Reich style and screaming orders to God to bless him and ends up in the fish tank.

BTW.. Laura don't have fish tanks at Crawford - it's safer and a sensible precaution.

cranki · 04-15-2006, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Don't knock him cranki - he's still OK for a night out, a few beers and a very long line of Charlie.

Ya just have to keep him away from the cocktail parties - he falls asleep at 7.30 and starts sleep-walking, struts up and down Third Reich style and screaming orders to God to bless him and ends up in the fish tank.

BTW.. Laura don't have fish tanks at Crawford - it's safer and a sensible precaution.

you're right, he's good company when you take him to the right places...

here's a pic of him laughing his ass off as I told him some human rights jokes

LBBV · 04-15-2006, 07:06 AM

Note in Bill Gates diary:

"note to self...when wife says "buy China", she means dishes...dammit"...

elitetec · 04-15-2006, 02:03 PM

they will talk about business for sure

madawgz · 04-15-2006, 02:09 PM

ahahahaha, conspiracy... :\

digifan · 04-15-2006, 02:13 PM

And where's Apple?

WiredGuy · 04-15-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LBBV

Note in Bill Gates diary:

"note to self...when wife says "buy China", she means dishes...dammit"...

hahahaha, that's a good one Bill

WG

King Adam · 04-15-2006, 02:21 PM

Microsoft will rule the world ... ooopps, they already do.

Wonder how hard it would be to get in on this dinner party.

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