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Bill gates is having the president of china over for dinner
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060415/...e_hu_dinner_dc
I wonder what they will talk about ? I wonder what they will eat ? you cant really invite people over for "american" food.. well you can but i'm not sure if they would be very impressed. |
Probably not much. 2 Different languages. Bill speaks alien and the chinese president speaks chinese.
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always wanted software written by a chink
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LOL .... I feel this stuff is weird... chinese...windows...food...
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it's a conspiracy i tell ya !
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Bill is going to slip Hu $50mill under the table for his role in having $400mill of Microsoft systems pre-installed in the factories. Seems they are gonna eat smoked guinea fowl salad, a choice of either beef filet with Walla Walla onions or Alaskan halibut and spot prawns before a dessert of rhubarb brown butter almond cake. :winkwink: Never tasted Alaskan halibut - prob comes from Seatle. The beef is prob safer. :pimp |
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only on gfy. :1orglaugh |
Let's hope Bill will be showcasing his Porn collection
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Bill gates is worth 500 billion and is only leaving his kids 10 million hah
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I know that does not include improvements to the Windows operating system - but ya can't do everything. If his kids can't manage on $10mill - they sure need Lifestyle 101 from that great learning center on Skid Row. |
Hu and Dubya won't end up agreeing on anything so Hu might as well hang out with Gates. Not only is Gates is a great businessman but he donates $$$ billions every year to charity.
I'd rather meet Gates the Dubya. |
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"President Hu, Mr President". "That's what I'm asking - who is coming to dinner?" There is good reason Hu better stick with Gates and avoid that great experience called "US international diplomacy" - nobody would have a clue what the fuck was being said. :winkwink: |
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gonna be speaking $$$$$$$$ really loudly too |
I had him over for dinner last weekend... he isn't that popular anymore...
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Ya just have to keep him away from the cocktail parties - he falls asleep at 7.30 and starts sleep-walking, struts up and down Third Reich style and screaming orders to God to bless him and ends up in the fish tank. BTW.. Laura don't have fish tanks at Crawford - it's safer and a sensible precaution. :) |
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you're right, he's good company when you take him to the right places... here's a pic of him laughing his ass off as I told him some human rights jokes :thumbsup http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english...0753117721.jpg |
Note in Bill Gates diary:
"note to self...when wife says "buy China", she means dishes...dammit"... |
they will talk about business for sure
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ahahahaha, conspiracy... :\
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And where's Apple?
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hahahaha, that's a good one Bill :) WG |
Microsoft will rule the world ... ooopps, they already do.
Wonder how hard it would be to get in on this dinner party. |
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