Does this make me a PERV? - GoFuckYourself.com

ChandieGirl · 04-14-2006, 11:39 AM

I'm watching Dr. Phil in the background and they are doing this "dating game" kind of thing. As the people are describing themselves, the guy says "I enjoy watersports and I want you to enjoy them with me"....at which point I nearly spit out my water because I laughed out loud!

Does this make me a perv or just a product of our porn environment? LOL

Spunky · 04-14-2006, 11:45 AM

I think that would make me crack up as well

Ramos · 04-14-2006, 11:47 AM

nope...................

CyberHustler · 04-14-2006, 11:49 AM

nah........wait, maybe?

madawgz · 04-14-2006, 11:59 AM

that would crack me up too

its all good, it was funny LOL

Brad Mitchell · 04-14-2006, 12:05 PM

hahahahahah

I think we're just all a bit jaded.

ChandieGirl · 04-14-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

nah........wait, maybe?

LOL

Our language is different than the average person, I guess. haha

MikeVega · 04-14-2006, 12:07 PM

I would have thought the same thing ...

Deej · 04-14-2006, 12:08 PM

thats funny,
nowhere near the same, but on the TODAY show this morning, at the end Al Roker was cooking with some guy....artichokes i believe...

anyway the cook says to Al, "make sure you cover that up while your cutting it or your hands will turn black"

Al says to the cook, "Oh its too late for me..."

I laughed pretty good on that one....nothing out of control, but got me a chuckle....

Rexk · 04-14-2006, 01:01 PM

I remember once I was listening to sports talk radio...and they were talking about Oregon State football...and a guy calls in and says.."Im the biggest beaver fan ever"...I nearly lost it as well

Manowar · 04-14-2006, 01:03 PM

hahahaha watersports always gets me

SteveLightspeed · 04-14-2006, 01:12 PM

I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

Steve Lightspeed

Babagirls · 04-14-2006, 01:13 PM

nawww...that makes you a normal porn webmaster though

Manowar · 04-14-2006, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

Steve Lightspeed

haha, she must get some strange looks in that

ChandieGirl · 04-14-2006, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

hahahahahah

I think we're just all a bit jaded.

Is that what we're calling ourselves these days?

*whew* I'm not a perv, I'm just jaded!

Adult Insider Dave · 04-14-2006, 01:21 PM

I would have laughed my ass of too girl lol. Great thread!

Big Red Machine · 04-14-2006, 01:26 PM

Now I'm picturing Dr.Phil in leather tied up, getting a Golden Shower from Ofrah.............
Does that make me a PERV........LOL

bastardsquad · 04-14-2006, 01:35 PM

my brain already worked on thought patterns like that before i got into this industry...now im pretty much doomed to a life of smut on the brain...

morruga · 04-14-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

I would have thought the same thing ...

me too... no doubt we are pervert

we choose to work in this field

Holly Lez! · 04-14-2006, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chandiegirl

I'm watching Dr. Phil in the background and they are doing this "dating game" kind of thing. As the people are describing themselves, the guy says "I enjoy watersports and I want you to enjoy them with me"....at which point I nearly spit out my water because I laughed out loud!

Does this make me a perv or just a product of our porn environment? LOL

You are a perv!

fris · 04-14-2006, 01:52 PM

depends if you are into watersports ;)

strobi · 04-14-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chandiegirl

I'm watching Dr. Phil in the background and they are doing this "dating game" kind of thing. As the people are describing themselves, the guy says "I enjoy watersports and I want you to enjoy them with me"....at which point I nearly spit out my water because I laughed out loud!

Does this make me a perv or just a product of our porn environment? LOL

That story got me hard!

BobG · 04-14-2006, 01:54 PM

Yep! You're a hopeless perv Chandie.

sex69 · 04-14-2006, 02:01 PM

This seems pretty normal to me...

Rochard · 04-14-2006, 02:05 PM

Before I entered into the adult world I thought that "water sports" meant "having sex in a pool or hot tub". In fact, my first site - a daily bikini site - used to call me the "king of water sports".

Opps.

Deej · 04-14-2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Before I entered into the adult world I thought that "water sports" meant "having sex in a pool or hot tub". In fact, my first site - a daily bikini site - used to call me the "king of water sports".

Opps.

I wonder how many poeple got pissed because all they seen was hot wet beaver

i-Affiliate_com · 04-14-2006, 02:13 PM

Yes, You are Perv

ChandieGirl · 04-14-2006, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

Steve Lightspeed

So many double entendres in our biz. LOL

Poppy · 04-14-2006, 03:12 PM

I would call that normal behavior

tyler. · 04-14-2006, 03:58 PM

what kind of water sports ?

dij · 04-14-2006, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

Steve Lightspeed

ha, I've seen a guy with a BUKKAKE plate, couldn't belive it lol

seeric · 04-14-2006, 04:51 PM

hahaha. i think the same thing when one of my girlfriends says to me over lunch or something

"I just came from getting a facial, how do I look?"

ROFL

anne · 04-14-2006, 04:54 PM

Hahahah I think you know when you have been in the industry too long when normal things like water sports and facials bring up vivid sexual pictures. I have the same problem.....lol

ChandieGirl · 04-15-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BobG

Yep! You're a hopeless perv Chandie.

At least I'm in good company.

elitetec · 04-15-2006, 01:35 PM

no. I would crack also

WiredGuy · 04-15-2006, 01:48 PM

I was playing miniputt once in montreal and the name of the hole was "FACILE" (which means easy in english), but of course I called it facial. I got a hole in one on it, lol.
WG

04-14-2006, 11:39 AM	#1
ChandieGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: So. Cal Posts: 1,421	Does this make me a PERV? I'm watching Dr. Phil in the background and they are doing this "dating game" kind of thing. As the people are describing themselves, the guy says "I enjoy watersports and I want you to enjoy them with me"....at which point I nearly spit out my water because I laughed out loud! Does this make me a perv or just a product of our porn environment? LOL __________________ Partner Manager, FNCash.com http://www.fncash.com Making millions for webmasters since 2002! ICQ: 4945757 Skype: chandiegirl

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CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,219	nah........wait, maybe?

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Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	thats funny, nowhere near the same, but on the TODAY show this morning, at the end Al Roker was cooking with some guy....artichokes i believe... anyway the cook says to Al, "make sure you cover that up while your cutting it or your hands will turn black" Al says to the cook, "Oh its too late for me..." I laughed pretty good on that one....nothing out of control, but got me a chuckle.... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	hahaha. i think the same thing when one of my girlfriends says to me over lunch or something "I just came from getting a facial, how do I look?" ROFL

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