Does this make me a PERV?
 

I'm watching Dr. Phil in the background and they are doing this "dating game" kind of thing. As the people are describing themselves, the guy says "I enjoy watersports and I want you to enjoy them with me"....at which point I nearly spit out my water because I laughed out loud!

Does this make me a perv or just a product of our porn environment? LOL

I think that would make me crack up as well

nope...................

nah........wait, maybe?

that would crack me up too :) its all good, it was funny LOL

hahahahahah

I think we're just all a bit jaded.

LOL

Our language is different than the average person, I guess. haha

I would have thought the same thing ...:1orglaugh

thats funny,
nowhere near the same, but on the TODAY show this morning, at the end Al Roker was cooking with some guy....artichokes i believe...

anyway the cook says to Al, "make sure you cover that up while your cutting it or your hands will turn black"

Al says to the cook, "Oh its too late for me..."

I laughed pretty good on that one....nothing out of control, but got me a chuckle....

I remember once I was listening to sports talk radio...and they were talking about Oregon State football...and a guy calls in and says.."Im the biggest beaver fan ever"...I nearly lost it as well

hahahaha watersports always gets me

I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

Steve Lightspeed

nawww...that makes you a normal porn webmaster though :1orglaugh

haha, she must get some strange looks in that

Is that what we're calling ourselves these days? :1orglaugh
*whew* I'm not a perv, I'm just jaded!

I would have laughed my ass of too girl lol. Great thread!

Now I'm picturing Dr.Phil in leather tied up, getting a Golden Shower from Ofrah.............
Does that make me a PERV........LOL

my brain already worked on thought patterns like that before i got into this industry...now im pretty much doomed to a life of smut on the brain...:1orglaugh:helpme :1orglaugh

me too... no doubt we are pervert :thumbsup
we choose to work in this field :pimp

You are a perv!

depends if you are into watersports ;)

That story got me hard!:upsidedow

Yep! You're a hopeless perv Chandie.:)

This seems pretty normal to me...

Before I entered into the adult world I thought that "water sports" meant "having sex in a pool or hot tub". In fact, my first site - a daily bikini site - used to call me the "king of water sports".

Opps.

I wonder how many poeple got pissed because all they seen was hot wet beaver :thumbsup

Yes, You are Perv :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So many double entendres in our biz. LOL

I would call that normal behavior :)

what kind of water sports ?

ha, I've seen a guy with a BUKKAKE plate, couldn't belive it lol

hahaha. i think the same thing when one of my girlfriends says to me over lunch or something

"I just came from getting a facial, how do I look?"


ROFL

Hahahah I think you know when you have been in the industry too long when normal things like water sports and facials bring up vivid sexual pictures. I have the same problem.....lol

At least I'm in good company. :winkwink:

no. I would crack also

I was playing miniputt once in montreal and the name of the hole was "FACILE" (which means easy in english), but of course I called it facial. I got a hole in one on it, lol.
WG