Anyone ever seen that movie Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels - GoFuckYourself.com

sinomatic · 05-07-2002, 07:02 PM

If you have, I was just wondering how funny it would be to try the scam that the guy comes up with about the miracle dildo or penus pump or what ever that was. It would be hillarious if that ever worked.

Lexxx · 05-07-2002, 07:04 PM

That movie is the SHIT!!!

Very similar to "Snatch"....

Jamie · 05-07-2002, 07:05 PM

Same director isn't it?

sinomatic · 05-07-2002, 07:06 PM

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 07:13 PM

awesome flick..

Lexxx · 05-07-2002, 07:15 PM

The director is Madonna's husband I think...

Dirty F · 05-07-2002, 07:29 PM

I love that movie!

zubr · 05-07-2002, 07:32 PM

It is the best!
I like the way the british say "fuck"

sounds like "fock"...

Nysus · 05-07-2002, 07:36 PM

Another movie like it (I own Snatch and Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels) is Boondock Saints, also a great movie, similar directing style, not same directors though. Guy Ritchie is awesome, sadly he doesn't have any movies planned to come out yet.

Cheers,
Matt

Pornwolf · 05-07-2002, 07:42 PM

Guy Ritchie

He's working on another movie now.

XXXManager · 05-07-2002, 08:09 PM

Yes - but he didn't marry Madonna - did he?

He is probably working on a movie about a bunch of guyz trying to steal diamonds from a local russian mob leader.
I mean- he did the dope, he did the arms, now its diamonds time
Fuck - He's like Ace-Of-Base. He think that if one song made it - he should make all the others look/sound just the same

Though I like them both.

Actually I liked Ace-Of-Base songs too..

IM JOKING

RedShoe · 05-07-2002, 10:29 PM

I love that film. I think a neat part is when the chick comes out of the couch and starts shotting up the place. I love how that is fast ass machine gun, and they've slowed it down to like a bullet per second. You can see the kick from each round ripple up her arms towards her body. Awesome!

"What do you think of these? We've been sellin' hundreds."
"Great, Harry. What's it for?"
"Don't play coy with me. It's for Spankin'"

This will ruin a portion of the film... don't read it...

My favorite character is "Big Chris" He is one bad ass mother fucker. Big Chris has a son "little Chris". At one point "dog" holds "little Chris" hostage at knife point in "Big Chris'" car. Big Chris sees this only too late, and is forced to drive dog to retrieve some money. Chris, being street smart decides the best way to save his sons life is to drive their car into the back of a parked car. While everyone is still dazed, Big Chris pulls dog's head into the door, and basically smashes the guys brains out. Truly a powerful scene.

VeNoM · 05-07-2002, 11:00 PM

Fucken northern monkeys....

sinomatic · 05-07-2002, 11:01 PM

Fucken southern ferries...

Paul Markham · 05-07-2002, 11:10 PM

Great film and not like snatch, it's just similar in that it's cockney criminals types trying to make a living. LLock Stock came out first.

Vinny Jones is great, he used to be a professional soccer player sort of UK OJ except you cannot see Vinny hurting a fly.

Pornwolf · 05-07-2002, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeNoM
Fucken northern monkeys....

Quote:

Originally posted by sinomatic
Fucken southern ferries...

Stop your friggin bickering...

All of you pansies over there wear tight pants!

mGreg · 05-08-2002, 12:50 AM

awesome movie, if you havent seen it rent it now

Tipsy · 05-08-2002, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by charly
Great film and not like snatch, it's just similar in that it's cockney criminals types trying to make a living. LLock Stock came out first.

Vinny Jones is great, he used to be a professional soccer player sort of UK OJ except you cannot see Vinny hurting a fly.

Vinny was and remains a vicious bastard in real life. He may not kill women and children but he fights like an animal and needs little excuse. The character has a lot of Vinny in it.

icandeewebmaster · 05-08-2002, 01:43 AM

if you get a chance check out the BMW commercial that Guy Ritchie directed. it has Madonna in it and is funny as hell

Pornwolf · 05-08-2002, 02:30 AM

Vinny Jones is a great lead actor I think. He's the closest Britan has to a 'could be' Stallone or Schwarzenagger.

I caught his new movie last time I was over in the UK. It was pretty good. I tried to tell people over here about it but they all said "Vinny who?"

Tipsy · 05-08-2002, 02:32 AM

He's great when he sticks to those characters because they come naturally for him. Be ineteresting to see him try to play something more involved but then Stallone and Arny had trouble in that area too.

But then he's better suited to bad guys who are vicious.

just Mikey · 05-08-2002, 03:17 AM

this movie rules... one of my favs - watched it 3 times or so

snatch was created later IMHO.. and it's worse.

deluxe · 05-08-2002, 03:50 AM

Yeah that idea is fantastic... I should really look into that

chodadog · 05-08-2002, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Vinny Jones is great, he used to be a professional soccer player sort of UK OJ except you cannot see Vinny hurting a fly.

Maybe you never saw a lot of the on-field fights he got into? The man knows how to hurt people. When he used to play for Wimledon i think, with the crazy gang. That shit was violent.

By the way, yes.. great movie. Personally, i prefer Snatch, but they're both on my top 10 favourite list for sure.

JFK · 05-08-2002, 05:41 AM

Lock stock is my favorite, I watched the living daylights out of it when it came out.(found it by accident at the video store when everything else was rented)Also like Snatch they both have this maniacal quality about them. And if you dont like them we can always feed you to the pigs!Do you know how long it takes a pig...................

vegasdude · 05-08-2002, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Vinny Jones is great, he used to be a professional soccer player.

well then you will like his new movie called:

MEAN MACHINE

where he plays a soccer player going to jail & need to train a soccerteam of inmates to meet the gards.....

saw the trailer and it looks cool and funny with a lot of hurting

Tipsy · 05-08-2002, 06:19 AM

Good example of Vinny in action - not the best quality pic in the world but gives the idea.
http://schoolsite.edex.net.uk/28/pag...mith/gazza.jpg

vegasdude · 05-08-2002, 06:38 AM

hehe

The Machine · 05-08-2002, 09:04 AM

Lock and Snatch are one of my Top 5 all time favorite movies. Guy Ritchie is one talented mother

LoveAsianChicks · 05-08-2002, 09:16 AM

Give me a Break!!!
Lock Stock was ok but not fantastic like a few are saying. You people are talking like the movie is the best thing sliced bread.

It didn't sell very well & I know 3 people who saw the movie & actually walked out on the film.
Sure rent the film, I enjoyed it but don't build it up and say the movie kicks ass.
It doesn't.

Lexxx · 05-08-2002, 09:43 AM

I've seen Vinny appear in a couple of big hits here in US (like Swordfish with Travolta) and the guy "Turkish" from snatch is getting there as well (he's in "The One" with Jet Lee)

The Machine · 05-08-2002, 09:51 AM

Hey - we are all expressing opinions here, aren't we ;)

Tipsy · 05-08-2002, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
Give me a Break!!!
Lock Stock was ok but not fantastic like a few are saying. You people are talking like the movie is the best thing sliced bread.

It didn't sell very well & I know 3 people who saw the movie & actually walked out on the film.
Sure rent the film, I enjoyed it but don't build it up and say the movie kicks ass.
It doesn't.

Depends totally on your point of view and probably upbringing too. It kicks ass totally as far as I'm concerned but then I lived on many very rough estates in London as a kid... *shrug*

Milton · 05-08-2002, 10:18 AM

long time ago

05-07-2002, 07:02 PM	#1
sinomatic Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149	Anyone ever seen that movie Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels If you have, I was just wondering how funny it would be to try the scam that the guy comes up with about the miracle dildo or penus pump or what ever that was. It would be hillarious if that ever worked.

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Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	That movie is the SHIT!!! Very similar to "Snatch".... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	The director is Madonna's husband I think... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	awesome flick..

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I love that movie!

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Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Another movie like it (I own Snatch and Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels) is Boondock Saints, also a great movie, similar directing style, not same directors though. Guy Ritchie is awesome, sadly he doesn't have any movies planned to come out yet. Cheers, Matt

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Guy Ritchie He's working on another movie now.

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XXXManager So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy Posts: 893	Yes - but he didn't marry Madonna - did he? He is probably working on a movie about a bunch of guyz trying to steal diamonds from a local russian mob leader. I mean- he did the dope, he did the arms, now its diamonds time Fuck - He's like Ace-Of-Base. He think that if one song made it - he should make all the others look/sound just the same Though I like them both. Actually I liked Ace-Of-Base songs too.. IM JOKING

05-07-2002, 10:29 PM	#12
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I love that film. I think a neat part is when the chick comes out of the couch and starts shotting up the place. I love how that is fast ass machine gun, and they've slowed it down to like a bullet per second. You can see the kick from each round ripple up her arms towards her body. Awesome! "What do you think of these? We've been sellin' hundreds." "Great, Harry. What's it for?" "Don't play coy with me. It's for Spankin'" This will ruin a portion of the film... don't read it... My favorite character is "Big Chris" He is one bad ass mother fucker. Big Chris has a son "little Chris". At one point "dog" holds "little Chris" hostage at knife point in "Big Chris'" car. Big Chris sees this only too late, and is forced to drive dog to retrieve some money. Chris, being street smart decides the best way to save his sons life is to drive their car into the back of a parked car. While everyone is still dazed, Big Chris pulls dog's head into the door, and basically smashes the guys brains out. Truly a powerful scene. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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sinomatic Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149	Fucken southern ferries...

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Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Great film and not like snatch, it's just similar in that it's cockney criminals types trying to make a living. LLock Stock came out first. Vinny Jones is great, he used to be a professional soccer player sort of UK OJ except you cannot see Vinny hurting a fly. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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mGreg Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 602	awesome movie, if you havent seen it rent it now

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icandeewebmaster Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 8	if you get a chance check out the BMW commercial that Guy Ritchie directed. it has Madonna in it and is funny as hell

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Vinny Jones is a great lead actor I think. He's the closest Britan has to a 'could be' Stallone or Schwarzenagger. I caught his new movie last time I was over in the UK. It was pretty good. I tried to tell people over here about it but they all said "Vinny who?"

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Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	He's great when he sticks to those characters because they come naturally for him. Be ineteresting to see him try to play something more involved but then Stallone and Arny had trouble in that area too. But then he's better suited to bad guys who are vicious. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss. Last edited by Tipsy; 05-08-2002 at 02:33 AM..

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just Mikey Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 55	this movie rules... one of my favs - watched it 3 times or so snatch was created later IMHO.. and it's worse. __________________ Tired of Making $35 per signup? Make $100+ per Sale with these Herbal Affiliate Programs

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deluxe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,434	Yeah that idea is fantastic... I should really look into that __________________ NO LOGO

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JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	Lock stock is my favorite, I watched the living daylights out of it when it came out.(found it by accident at the video store when everything else was rented)Also like Snatch they both have this maniacal quality about them. And if you dont like them we can always feed you to the pigs!Do you know how long it takes a pig................... __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	Good example of Vinny in action - not the best quality pic in the world but gives the idea. http://schoolsite.edex.net.uk/28/pag...mith/gazza.jpg __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

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The Machine Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 859	Lock and Snatch are one of my Top 5 all time favorite movies. Guy Ritchie is one talented mother

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LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Give me a Break!!! Lock Stock was ok but not fantastic like a few are saying. You people are talking like the movie is the best thing sliced bread. It didn't sell very well & I know 3 people who saw the movie & actually walked out on the film. Sure rent the film, I enjoyed it but don't build it up and say the movie kicks ass. It doesn't.

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Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	I've seen Vinny appear in a couple of big hits here in US (like Swordfish with Travolta) and the guy "Turkish" from snatch is getting there as well (he's in "The One" with Jet Lee) __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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The Machine Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 859	Hey - we are all expressing opinions here, aren't we ;) Last edited by The Machine; 05-08-2002 at 10:03 AM..

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Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	long time ago