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dudette 06-01-2006 01:09 AM

So this is what this fucking deranged annal hobbit aka Mark Anthony Dibello is selling on ebay: Believe it or NOT!! :1orglaugh



Make $25 Million from Osama bin Laden?

invest in my relationship with him!





My name is Mark Anthony DiBello. I have a divine gift and the ability to communicate with spiritual beings; much of this done through spiritual discernment, dreams, visions and most importantly the communication and messages of angels. In fact, I have appeared multiple times on US television actually and successfully showing this ability.



As has happened in the past, for instance, when I received a "warning" message (in a vision) about the New York City attack on 9-11, this time, rather than attempting to tell a single world famous minister about my vision and message, I am sharing it with as many who will read and listen.



At present, I am starting to again focus on the angelic messages I am getting about Ushahaha257;mah bin Muhammad bin `Awad bin Lhahaha257;din (Osama bin Laden). These messages not only include those about him remaining alive and even the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden, but also about US President Bush, the United States of America, and the Muslim people.. To that end, and since this is an auction website, here is my proposal?



There is presently a US government $25 million dollar reward for the killing, capture, or information leading to such, of Osama bin Laden. And by the time this one-of-kind auction offer is complete (the auction ends on January 30, 2006), that reward may rise to $50 million. Therefore, here is my offer?



In an attempt to raise funding and for the resources needed (keep in mind, I will not need nor desire to purchase any weapons for this endeavor) to travel and follow through on the spirited and angelic messages I am receiving, in my newfound pursuit of Osama bin Laden; I am offering 100 "shares" at $100 each for the resource funding I will need. This will be done in conjunction, and in addition to, the top bidder auction?and will be "rewarded" to a total of 50% of the total reward money, which again, at present, is $25 million dollars) at the time I meet with Osama. Truthfully, I, myself, having befriended Mr. bin Laden; intend to have him captured or meet with him when alive?As for the top bidder; he, she, or they will receive the remaining 50% of the reward....As for my share, I will retain 0%. That is correct, I will invest all the funding raised to my meeting with Osama with 0 financial gains from the US government. Truthfully, I am not doing this to profit financially. I am doing it because I have the God-ordained information, knowledge and gifts to do so and I am equally willing to risk my life to capture Mr. bin Laden. And I freely do so with no regard for the ramifications or loss of my own life.



In fact, because of a deteriorating heart condition, I have 1 year or less to live and I honestly believe "I have nothing left to lose." I am very passionate in my support of the capturing of Osama bin Laden (just as I am in support of Mr. George Bush and many, many Americans not losing their lives).



As for the final financial details; as it stands, I am offering "shares" (a total of only 100 shares) for only $100 per share. As well, there will only be a single top bidder by the time of the auction close. Furthermore, I will send every ?share? purchaser(s) investing in a "share(s)" of the funding, a signed agreement (in advance of any payments) documenting our transaction. In addition, I will send the highest bidder a similar agreement (in advance of payment). As well, since I run a 501 (c) (3) non-for-profit organization called TVtrips.com ? the funding for this ?trip? to meet with bin Laden can be considered a tax-deductible donation.



I am certain, since "life itself is a gamble," you will find this unprecedented offer very financially beneficial. Basically, a $100 investment or donation will net you $1,249,900.00 dollars and the top bid will gain you $12.5 million (minus your bid)!



$100=$1,249,900.00

TOP BID=$12,500,000.00 ? Bid








WANTED



NOTE: Any increase in the reward offered by the US government, will be distributed proportionately to all investors/donators.



As a guarantee, if I do not meet, capture or communicate with Mr. bin Laden by December 18th 2006 all shares and bids will be returned. In addition, should I die on or before 12-18-06, I will clearly note in my last will and testament that all funds raised shall be reimbursed (and you shall receive a copy of my last will and testament by January 30, 2006).



In closing, this offer is very, very real and I wholeheartedly believe it will lead to saving lives further lost in war and terrorism. If you have any questions or choose to receive any literature pertaining to my knowledge and friendship with Osama bin Laden, and other terrorists, please feel free to write me: [email protected]



PS: Last year he asked for a donation from his college mates cause he was homeless in a wood in Tampa, now he's dying of heart condition!! Mark, the species like you should be preserved and flaunted in a museum so people can spit at you ape face and fart in your direction. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

dudette 06-01-2006 01:09 AM

So this is what this fucking deranged annal hobbit aka Mark Anthony Dibello is selling on ebay: Believe it or NOT!! :1orglaugh



Make $25 Million from Osama bin Laden?

invest in my relationship with him!





My name is Mark Anthony DiBello. I have a divine gift and the ability to communicate with spiritual beings; much of this done through spiritual discernment, dreams, visions and most importantly the communication and messages of angels. In fact, I have appeared multiple times on US television actually and successfully showing this ability.



As has happened in the past, for instance, when I received a "warning" message (in a vision) about the New York City attack on 9-11, this time, rather than attempting to tell a single world famous minister about my vision and message, I am sharing it with as many who will read and listen.



At present, I am starting to again focus on the angelic messages I am getting about Ushahaha257;mah bin Muhammad bin `Awad bin Lhahaha257;din (Osama bin Laden). These messages not only include those about him remaining alive and even the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden, but also about US President Bush, the United States of America, and the Muslim people.. To that end, and since this is an auction website, here is my proposal?



There is presently a US government $25 million dollar reward for the killing, capture, or information leading to such, of Osama bin Laden. And by the time this one-of-kind auction offer is complete (the auction ends on January 30, 2006), that reward may rise to $50 million. Therefore, here is my offer?



In an attempt to raise funding and for the resources needed (keep in mind, I will not need nor desire to purchase any weapons for this endeavor) to travel and follow through on the spirited and angelic messages I am receiving, in my newfound pursuit of Osama bin Laden; I am offering 100 "shares" at $100 each for the resource funding I will need. This will be done in conjunction, and in addition to, the top bidder auction?and will be "rewarded" to a total of 50% of the total reward money, which again, at present, is $25 million dollars) at the time I meet with Osama. Truthfully, I, myself, having befriended Mr. bin Laden; intend to have him captured or meet with him when alive?As for the top bidder; he, she, or they will receive the remaining 50% of the reward....As for my share, I will retain 0%. That is correct, I will invest all the funding raised to my meeting with Osama with 0 financial gains from the US government. Truthfully, I am not doing this to profit financially. I am doing it because I have the God-ordained information, knowledge and gifts to do so and I am equally willing to risk my life to capture Mr. bin Laden. And I freely do so with no regard for the ramifications or loss of my own life.



In fact, because of a deteriorating heart condition, I have 1 year or less to live and I honestly believe "I have nothing left to lose." I am very passionate in my support of the capturing of Osama bin Laden (just as I am in support of Mr. George Bush and many, many Americans not losing their lives).



As for the final financial details; as it stands, I am offering "shares" (a total of only 100 shares) for only $100 per share. As well, there will only be a single top bidder by the time of the auction close. Furthermore, I will send every ?share? purchaser(s) investing in a "share(s)" of the funding, a signed agreement (in advance of any payments) documenting our transaction. In addition, I will send the highest bidder a similar agreement (in advance of payment). As well, since I run a 501 (c) (3) non-for-profit organization called TVtrips.com ? the funding for this ?trip? to meet with bin Laden can be considered a tax-deductible donation.



I am certain, since "life itself is a gamble," you will find this unprecedented offer very financially beneficial. Basically, a $100 investment or donation will net you $1,249,900.00 dollars and the top bid will gain you $12.5 million (minus your bid)!



$100=$1,249,900.00

TOP BID=$12,500,000.00 ? Bid








WANTED



NOTE: Any increase in the reward offered by the US government, will be distributed proportionately to all investors/donators.



As a guarantee, if I do not meet, capture or communicate with Mr. bin Laden by December 18th 2006 all shares and bids will be returned. In addition, should I die on or before 12-18-06, I will clearly note in my last will and testament that all funds raised shall be reimbursed (and you shall receive a copy of my last will and testament by January 30, 2006).



In closing, this offer is very, very real and I wholeheartedly believe it will lead to saving lives further lost in war and terrorism. If you have any questions or choose to receive any literature pertaining to my knowledge and friendship with Osama bin Laden, and other terrorists, please feel free to write me: [email protected]



PS: Last year he asked for a donation from his college mates cause he was homeless in a wood in Tampa, now he's dying of heart condition!! Mark, the species like you should be preserved and flaunted in a museum so people can spit at you ape face and fart in your direction. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

PussyTeenies 06-01-2006 01:17 AM

nice.. but only in america ;)

Doctor Dre 06-01-2006 01:19 AM

it works ... i used that technique couple times back in high school when we did video work. Futureshop offers a 30 days no question asked warrenty on all their products btw... a full month

Anal Hobbit 06-05-2006 04:31 PM

Ok.. Anyone have any thank you's or appreciation for my tip??

Did it work?

WDchris 06-05-2006 04:53 PM

he's right.

Juicy D. Links 10-22-2006 03:27 PM

classic bump

TreasureBucks 10-22-2006 03:53 PM

15% restocking fee here.

Lykos 10-22-2006 04:36 PM

nice one,lol

s9ann0 10-22-2006 04:44 PM

give me another tip hobbit you thieving bitch

eddie-executive 10-22-2006 07:00 PM

why not just rent a fucking camera?

I can ask my neighbor yo i need your camera to take some naked pics of some girls here's $50 for a week.:1orglaugh

vengence 10-29-2006 12:18 AM

Your days are numbered
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 9683318)
Its time again.
Time for another helpful Tip from the Anal Hobbit (to see other tips see sig)

Todays tip is how to get great quality photo equipment for free for a photoshoot.

Now I know many of you are just starting out. Its tough enough just to pay the bitch whores to come to the photoshoot, let alone buy equipment to shoot them with.


Well this tip is for you. How to cut the expense of great equipment on a WEEKLY BASIS!

Proven to work.

Mark,

Your days of conning both industries and human beings are over. Not only are your "tricks" absurdly childish but illegal as well. The whistle has been blown and the only trick you will be playing is how to get out of kitchen duty in prison. Best save those hard earned pennies you have collected from all of that stolen video equipment to afford a good lawyer.

Anal Hobbit 12-29-2006 10:17 PM

get your equipment before internext!

Anal Hobbit 01-08-2007 12:09 PM

I dont want to hear any excuses for why you dont have or couldnt afford equipment for internext!

polle54 01-08-2007 12:42 PM

ANAL HOBBIT continues to be my hero


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