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Young 04-14-2006 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamasutrababe
And what happens when you find you're stuck one day with all that expensive equipment?

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniont...28returns.html

Retailers crack down on returns
Some shoppers being monitored, blacklisted

By Barbara Whitaker
NEW YORK TIMES NEWS SERVICE

December 28, 2004

Tina Orkin said she thought she was making a routine return.

Orkin said she had her receipt, the tags were on the item, the item was undamaged and she was within the 60-day time period set for such transactions.

But after scanning her driver's license, the clerk at the Express clothing store told Orkin that her request to return was denied.

To receive an explanation, Orkin was told to call a toll-free telephone number at the Return Exchange, which has developed a state-of-the-art database to monitor returns at retailers. Each retailer that signs up for the company's service determines the criteria ? like the frequency of returns and the value of the items being returned ? for denying an exchange.

The service ? which consumer advocates say is being used by companies such as Express, KB Toys, the Sports Authority, Staples and Guess ? has been criticized for monitoring and blacklisting shoppers.

Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., has asked the Federal Trade Commission to investigate the practice and has proposed legislation to require stores that limit returns to clearly warn shoppers before they make a purchase.

With the holiday return season in full swing, the monitoring is cited as an example of how retailers are getting tougher on returns and exchanges as merchants try to combat billions of dollars in fraud. Retailers say return abuse is an increasing problem ranging from the shopper who purchases a dress, wears it once to a party and returns it, and up to more organized, large-scale rings that steal items and then profit from bringing them back.

"I'm concerned about the 99 percent of consumers who are not abusing the system," said Edgar Dworsky, a former assistant attorney general in Massachusetts and founder of ConsumerWorld.org, an Internet public service site. "It's the wrong size, the wrong color, the mother bought clothing for kids who didn't want it."

He said consumers returning gifts this holiday season "may be in for a nasty surprise," adding that "the stores are really cracking down on returns from this extreme of using a blacklist to the slicing and dicing of return dates for different product categories."

Dworsky said that this season consumers may confront more complicated return policies and more restrictive policies regarding the return of expensive electronic items such as computers and digital cameras. In addition, he said, more companies are charging restocking fees and some have shortened return periods.

As for what he calls "slicing and dicing" ? different deadlines for different types of items ? he uses Best Buy as an example. Consumers have until Jan. 8 to return items such as camcorders and digital cameras; all other items bought since Nov. 1 have until Jan. 24. Computers must be returned within 14 days and are excluded from the holiday policy. In addition, certain items have a 15 percent restocking fee.

Jay Musolf, a spokesman for Best Buy, said the staggered return policy was developed to give consumers more time to get merchandise back to the store. Typically, they have only 30 days on items except computers, which must always be returned within 14 days.

Scott Krugman, a spokesman for the National Retail Federation, said retailers lose an estimated $16 billion annually to fraud, though he agreed that the vast majority of consumers making returns do so legitimately.

"Consumers are going to find more stores with tighter, more restrictive return policies than they found last year," said King Rogers, a retail consultant. "When you look at the economics of it, $16 billion a year in losses, they have to tighten up."

For retailers wanting to stem such losses, the Return Exchange presents an attractive option. Executives with the Irvine software company declined to be interviewed and suggested that their Web site, www.returnexchange.com, be consulted.

The company gathers, analyzes and stores information regarding return behavior. In stores using the technology, trademarked as Verify-1, customers making returns are asked for their driver's license or state identification, which is swiped into a machine and recorded by the company.

"Staples started rolling it out maybe a year and half ago to counter return fraud," said Owen Davis, a spokesman for the company, which is based in Framingham, Mass. "It only applies to those returns without a receipt and it's only in select stores."

But consumer advocates voiced a variety of concerns from failure of merchants to notify consumers their return activity was being monitored to the possibility that shoppers would be unfairly singled out.

"Consumers don't have any sense of rules for this new return or exchange reporting mechanism," said Jordana Beebe, communications director for Privacy Rights Clearinghouse, a public advocacy group in San Diego. "Often times people won't know they've transgressed this invisible boundary until they're making a return and it is declined."

Orkin, who has two daughters 18 and 22 and who lives in suburban Los Angeles, said she was denied after six transactions: four returns, one exchange and one price adjustment.

She said she shops frequently at Express and estimated that in the one-year period being examined she and her two daughters, ages 18 and 22, spent nearly $1,000 at stores in the chain.

"My issue is that there was nothing in the store to say this was their policy. You were simply denied," she said. "What's the number you can't return after? Is it three items? Is it four? Can you have 1,000 purchases and still be denied on the same number of returns as someone with five purchases?"

Anthony Hebron, a spokesman for Limited Brands, the parent company of Express, said the Express program is intended to track abnormal return behavior. It looks at the total number of returns, where the returns are made (specifically they're watching for returns in a variety of places) and the value of the returns. He said the company's tracking of returns is now clearly stated in stores and on receipts.

Hebron said the company began using Return Exchange because customers were complaining that it was taking too long to make returns, which involved writing out the same information now being gathered, and because they felt it would be a more secure way of handling the information.

"There is no blacklist," he said, noting that the process is supposed to protect consumers as well. "You get a red flag and when you call Return Exchange they send you a summary. Part of that is to identify abuse."

Good customers can call customer relations to clear up the matter and be placed on a VIP list to prevent problems in the future.

Orkin, however, said she was so offended by the practice she would not bother.

"I found it infuriating. I still don't know the grounds for the denial," she said. "I won't go back."

You're ruining the fun :mad:

This is yet another Anal Hobbit Classic Thread. This shit made me laugh.

Azlord 04-14-2006 10:44 AM

Thanks Hobbit!

thunder99 04-14-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer
Really?

Here it is often hard to return things legitimately!

Which shop did you get the cash bonus at?

The foreign ones... MediaMarkt, Auchan etc.


You do have to be firm with them though.

And it also works best if you deal in English, if you're Hungarian they just tell you to go-and-fuck yourself.

boneprone 04-14-2006 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Many of the greats have used this Technique. From Dean Capture, to Steve Lightspeed, to AaronM to Oliver Klozov, even Lensman.

I can assure you that none of these people have used this, and by even mentioning thier names puts you on very thin ice.

Watch what you say.

You may be buried in it.

Deej 04-14-2006 12:22 PM

im so distraught.....i dunno wether to bow to the power or save cash left n right on black whores n cocoaine....and the equipment to savor the memories....


i dunno....I think im gonna have to stick with he home state Oregon Family

boneprone 04-14-2006 12:41 PM

Lets not give this Hobbit guy any more attention.

We all know what happend with his "get free escorts" thread.

Not good.

Nasty D 04-14-2006 01:47 PM

Damn straight Hobbit, thanks for the tip.

DWB 04-14-2006 02:01 PM

Lol..............

V_RocKs 04-14-2006 03:48 PM

A buddy of mine does this... Works like a fucking charm...

V_RocKs 04-14-2006 03:49 PM

...8 more

V_RocKs 04-14-2006 03:49 PM

Now it is Peanut-Butter-Woj-Time!

Nembrionic 04-14-2006 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
You can get the lastest equipment that comes out every month, year, week this way.

No need to PAY for expensive equipment that will go obsolete in 1 year time. Its fucking stupid to do that!! Why pay thousands for something that will be old in 1 years time?

RENT TO OWN.. ANAL HOBBIT STYLE!!

Buy it.. Return it..

Some may call this "NEGRO STYLE" but it aint.

True the negros have been doing this for years with clothes, etc.
But I for one think bigger and better than the avarage negro..

$2,0000.00 worth of equpiment a week big.


I call is "surfer style". Paysite owners know what I speak off.... :disgust

woj 04-14-2006 04:50 PM

This strategy is for suckers, too much work, buying returning, etc, who wants to deal with bullshit like that?... I usually just dress professionally, go to a camera store, ask them to let me see some nice expensive camera...

Then you ask them if they have "xyz lens", doesn't matter what it is, just make up a name... They will say, "I'm not sure, let me check..."... this is when they go back get a catalog, go back to the storage area to see if they have it, or perhaps they go away to ask the manager...

By the time they return, you walk out the store, and are 2 blocks away with $2-$3k camera... If all fails, be prepared to run, the salesperson will probably not run after you, and by the time cops show up, you are nowhere to be found... just don't do it in the same store twice, or at least try not to run into same salesperson twice... :thumbsup

Screaming 04-14-2006 05:38 PM

Bow to the power

u-Bob 04-14-2006 05:58 PM

LOL @ this tip :)

Deej 04-14-2006 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
This strategy is for suckers, too much work, buying returning, etc, who wants to deal with bullshit like that?... I usually just dress professionally, go to a camera store, ask them to let me see some nice expensive camera...

Then you ask them if they have "xyz lens", doesn't matter what it is, just make up a name... They will say, "I'm not sure, let me check..."... this is when they go back get a catalog, go back to the storage area to see if they have it, or perhaps they go away to ask the manager...

By the time they return, you walk out the store, and are 2 blocks away with $2-$3k camera... If all fails, be prepared to run, the salesperson will probably not run after you, and by the time cops show up, you are nowhere to be found... just don't do it in the same store twice, or at least try not to run into same salesperson twice... :thumbsup

Holy Shit Woj?!?!? You Cock Sucker
:winkwink:

woj 04-14-2006 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej_E4A
Holy Shit Woj?!?!? You Cock Sucker
:winkwink:

Stay tuned for more tips, like: "how to impress your friends by borrowing a ferrrari from a car dealership for a whole weekend for FREE"...


Disclaimer: This is all fun and games, I do not intend to promote illegal activities. So kids, don't try this at home....

teomaxxx 04-14-2006 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
This strategy is for suckers, too much work, buying returning, etc, who wants to deal with bullshit like that?... I usually just dress professionally, go to a camera store, ask them to let me see some nice expensive camera...

Then you ask them if they have "xyz lens", doesn't matter what it is, just make up a name... They will say, "I'm not sure, let me check..."... this is when they go back get a catalog, go back to the storage area to see if they have it, or perhaps they go away to ask the manager...

By the time they return, you walk out the store, and are 2 blocks away with $2-$3k camera... If all fails, be prepared to run, the salesperson will probably not run after you, and by the time cops show up, you are nowhere to be found... just don't do it in the same store twice, or at least try not to run into same salesperson twice... :thumbsup

Anal Hobbit got owned by Woj BIG TIME
:winkwink:

Anal Hobbit 04-14-2006 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teomaxxx
Anal Hobbit got owned by Woj BIG TIME
:winkwink:

Fuck off queer munch.

Anal Hobbit 04-15-2006 12:59 PM

Has anyone tried this yet?

pimpin 04-15-2006 05:32 PM

Bestbuy charges restocking . I'm guessing the others will start doing it as well. We used to have the best stero equipment at our college parties every weekend :) done this . gotta be careful though. . . DONT FORGET TO EJECT THE TAPE or CF CARD. . . .the next guy might have a pleasant surprise in his new camera.

boneprone 04-15-2006 10:49 PM

THis tip is just wrong.......

boneprone 04-15-2006 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
This strategy is for suckers, too much work, buying returning, etc, who wants to deal with bullshit like that?... I usually just dress professionally, go to a camera store, ask them to let me see some nice expensive camera...

Then you ask them if they have "xyz lens", doesn't matter what it is, just make up a name... They will say, "I'm not sure, let me check..."... this is when they go back get a catalog, go back to the storage area to see if they have it, or perhaps they go away to ask the manager...

By the time they return, you walk out the store, and are 2 blocks away with $2-$3k camera... If all fails, be prepared to run, the salesperson will probably not run after you, and by the time cops show up, you are nowhere to be found... just don't do it in the same store twice, or at least try not to run into same salesperson twice... :thumbsup


Well Im sure the Anal Hobbit considers this "stealing", whereas his idea is more of a borrowing.. Even the hobbit has standards.

Vince Russo 04-16-2006 12:56 PM

Another Fine Tip from the Anal Hobbit. Someone should unlock that classic escort thread of his.

elitetec 04-16-2006 01:36 PM

nice idea

Shoehorn! 04-16-2006 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x
Oh, my apologies.
I was simply casting the aspersions to the following datum: A palpable popinjay would perhaps purloin the purported prehipherals by persuading the preference of the proprietor's provisional proctor; the pact resulting in rapid reclaimation of rendered resources and said siren - a capital trump!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Morgan 04-16-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x
man to be real gangsta you just yoink that shit, dont even pay
they're recognizze you da true pimp and wont even call the cops gotta get a brawd on da counta though show her your stuff be the inside man get it get it?

Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.

Vince Russo 04-17-2006 12:38 PM

What are you white wiggers talking about?

BigCashCrew 04-17-2006 01:26 PM

I love the Anal Hobbit.

PaulB IYP 04-17-2006 02:39 PM

all hail the anal hobbit

JimmiDean 04-17-2006 03:46 PM

This is an old trick with a new product.
Bestbuy etc is already aware of the Superbowl etc rental.
People go out get the biggest Tv they can and then return it after the game.
The store just figures it is the cost of doing biz.
People have been getting tv's for the big game, suites for a night out etc for years.

Mattress King 04-17-2006 08:48 PM

Thanks for the tip. Not everyone has money as the big players here have.

This is a great tip to help us little guys get started in the biz.

dudette 05-30-2006 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
I've been owned by the anal hobbit - without any lube

My anus is sore.

:1orglaugh See Mark Dibello aka anal hobbit's anus searching ad here:
losangeles.craigslist.org/m4m/165863755.html

Relish XXX 05-30-2006 02:57 PM

There is no way I will be able to use this tip as my company has completely shut down due to all of my staff and myself using your free whores tip and we havent stop banging since we read it.

Thanks Anal Hobbit your the best!:pimp

dudette 05-30-2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dudette
:1orglaugh See Mark Dibello aka anal hobbit's anus searching ad here:
losangeles.craigslist.org/m4m/165863755.html

Get out of the closet, Mark. :winkwink: This is what it said before it expires:

Hi, my name is Mark, I am 45 and a flip-flopper (mostly a top). I'm just out of a long term relationship that left me scarred and ISO casual relationship. You must be drama free, love sex, fond of giving and receiving oral. I have been alone enough (4 months) and now I decided I wanted to move on. People describe me as charming, very handsome, caring, generous and multi-talented (I am producer, writer, actor and a bunch of other professions). This is not gonna be anything serious but one thing i can promise you: FUN...FUN...FUN. Please call me at 310-seven17-2440, I need a date tonite for a friend's party (he's an A-list celebrity). If my voicemail is full please write me to my personal email: markanthonydibello at yahoo.com with pics (and nude pics showing your size (close-up looks of your package) are always appreciated as I love reasonably endowed guys (no need to be extra large but at least decently sizable). Thanks...I'm looking forward to your calls/emails.

Mark Dibello

jmk 05-30-2006 03:54 PM

This trick is known... a lot of people do it with notebooks or digicams before going on a trip...

Now the thing I see is that the more people will do it the less they will allow it to happen. It will hurt their business too much........... sometimes you gotta keep secrets to yourself ;o)

Hollywood Horwitz 05-30-2006 04:46 PM

Anal Hobbit, you speak to my inner jew and make me proud to be the jew that i am!

The Ghost 05-30-2006 04:54 PM

I think it's about time for a new tip from the Anal Hobbit

dudette 05-31-2006 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz
Anal Hobbit, you speak to my inner jew and make me proud to be the jew that i am!

Apparently Mark is (in)famous for being a con-artist/thief/loser that people all around have to remind everyone else about him:

//losangeles.craigslist.org/dmg/165891315.html

//markanthonydibello.onesite.com/

//kansascity.craigslist.org/tlg/164281958.html

And what the fuck is this? How sick can a person be? READ THIS, it is a fucking gem!!! :1orglaugh

//www dot battyauctions.com/ebay_arch//cgi.ebay.com/GET-25-MILLION-FROM-OSAMA-BIN-LADEN-INVEST-IN-HISTORY_W0QQitemZ5658376037QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem.html

Oh my fuckin God!! This man is so desperate to make a living he would hit a new record over and over again on how deranged a human being can be!!!

Fetish 05-31-2006 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
BULLSHIT.....

You are a FUCKING fool.

Explain this to me..

You cant.

Now shut the FUCK up HATER. Im the pro here.

YOu are the tool.

Shut up Tool.

Actually they will flag your card and your name after a few returns. I was a shift manager at Circuit City and we did it there as well.


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