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Dirty F 04-10-2006 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer
So you won't solve my problem?


Hrm, let me think about it.

Sexsitesurfer 04-10-2006 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck
Hrm, let me think about it.

Cheers!
:thumbsup

JD 04-10-2006 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck
With the risk of being banned :mad:


:error

:thumbsup

Dildozer 04-10-2006 08:21 AM

Lars Tetens is still a pedophile

Dirty F 04-10-2006 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dildozer
Lars Tetens is still a pedophile


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ssp 04-10-2006 08:29 AM

Could you do a 170 epass->pp transfer?

Dirty F 04-10-2006 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp
Could you do a 170 epass->pp transfer?

It would help if you are on icq.

ssp 04-10-2006 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck
It would help if you are on icq.

Hitting you up right now.

Sexy!

polish_aristocrat 04-10-2006 08:45 AM

I want to have better domains
I want a girlfriend
I want friends with diferent mentality and more money
I want to heal my allergies
I want fuck my hairdresser
I want to fuck young innocent looking japanese girls
I want to play soccer as good as few years ago
I dont want to be stuck in my elevator again as it happened today

Franck, please help me with each of these things :thumbsup

u-Bob 04-10-2006 08:46 AM

I'm running out of midgets.

ssp 04-10-2006 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
I want to have better domains
I want a girlfriend
I want friends with diferent mentality and more money
I want to heal my allergies
I want fuck my hairdresser
I want to fuck young innocent looking japanese girls
I want to play soccer as good as few years ago
I dont want to be stuck in my elevator again as it happened today

Franck, please help me with each of these things :thumbsup

check your email buddy

ssp 04-10-2006 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp
Could you do a 170 epass->pp transfer?

Franck actually helped me out with this.

Dirty F 04-10-2006 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
I want to have better domains
I want a girlfriend
I want friends with diferent mentality and more money
I want to heal my allergies
I want fuck my hairdresser
I want to fuck young innocent looking japanese girls
I want to play soccer as good as few years ago
I dont want to be stuck in my elevator again as it happened today

Franck, please help me with each of these things :thumbsup

1: Dont look desperate. All the guys who go out and look like they didnt get laid since 1995 wont get laid that night either.
2: Then stop visiting gfy and dont go to teenybopper clubs.
3: You cant. I had a zillion different allergies when i was younger. You either outgrow them or youre stuck with it the rest of your life. Sucks to be you.
4: I hope its a girl?
5: Go to Japan
6: Start training.
7: Use the stairs next time.

sevent1 04-10-2006 09:00 AM

I want the good old days back....

Dirty F 04-10-2006 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sevent1
I want the good old days back....


Impossible.

u-Bob 04-10-2006 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sevent1
I want the good old days back....

here's a time machine :)
http://www.culttvman.com/assets/imag...machine001.jpg

Nicky 04-10-2006 09:15 AM

I want people to stop posting gay threads on GFY, can you help me with that Franck? :winkwink:

Dirty F 04-10-2006 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky
I want people to stop posting gay threads on GFY, can you help me with that Franck? :winkwink:


Also impossible :1orglaugh

lateforwork 04-10-2006 09:17 AM

I'm getting seasonal allergies, and my eyes are killing me right now.

Dirty F 04-10-2006 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by lateforwork
I'm getting seasonal allergies, and my eyes are killing me right now.


Wear sunglasses. I heard it seriously helps. Cant confirm it though. Get seasonal allergies medicines. Stay indoors with the windows shut :) Ive been there and its really fucked up.

Antonio 04-10-2006 09:38 AM

I want to place a banner on a Windows Media Player and I want a console popping up from the WMP when a surfer's playing a mpg file (after downloading that file)

How do I do that (keep in mind that WME 10 comes with scripting turned OFF by default) ?????????

Dirty F 04-10-2006 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio
I want to place a banner on a Windows Media Player and I want a console popping up from the WMP when a surfer's playing a mpg file (after downloading that file)

How do I do that (keep in mind that WME 10 comes with scripting turned OFF by default) ?????????


You can do that with .movs only as far as i know. If you want to do something like that with wmp you need drm.

seeric 04-10-2006 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck
I was talking about things that bug you.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuck..

Antonio 04-10-2006 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck
Dude, that shit happens if you use it all the time. Trust me, using it 2 or 3 days because your nose is running because you have a cold wont have any sideeffects whatsoever. Just dont get addicted to it. Ive used that shit all my life when being sick (and even when not being sick when i was younger) and i can smell your feet from 2 miles away. Nothing wrong with my nose (besides being slightly big :winkwink: ).

btw using nasal sprays more than you should damages your nasal passages like you have been snorting coke for more than 20 years, I'm shitting you not

I have hay-fever and I only use them like 2-3 times a year no more than 3 days at a time...

martinsc 04-10-2006 10:34 AM

i just need some more traffic...

nexcom28 04-10-2006 10:43 AM

As mentioned I want to redirect all my traffic to a different doamin. I still can't do it. Can you help?

Dirty F 04-10-2006 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by nexcom28
As mentioned I want to redirect all my traffic to a different doamin. I still can't do it. Can you help?


Huh? Use google. There are 10000 sites explaining that. Its 3 lines of code.

xxxice 04-10-2006 10:56 AM

I just woke up and am kind of tired can you please :helpme

Dirty F 04-10-2006 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by vanderweb
I just woke up and am kind of tired can you please :helpme


Jump around for 5 mins.
Take a cold shower.
Open the window.
Slap yourself in the face.

Try at least 1 of these options.

xxxice 04-10-2006 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck
Jump around for 5 mins.
Take a cold shower.
Open the window.
Slap yourself in the face.

Try at least 1 of these options.

LOL I am really going to try this will check back in a few :thumbsup

Dildozer 04-10-2006 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio
btw using nasal sprays more than you should damages your nasal passages like you have been snorting coke for more than 20 years, I'm shitting you not

I have hay-fever and I only use them like 2-3 times a year no more than 3 days at a time...

No shit i was addicted to that shit for almost a year. I would seriously cary it in my pockets and have a wheeze every few hours or i would get so stuffed i wouldn't be able to breathe. I stopped cold turkey and it took me 3 days before i could breathe thru my nose again.

Dirty F 04-10-2006 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by vanderweb
LOL I am really going to try this will check back in a few :thumbsup

:thumbsup

xxxice 04-10-2006 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck
:thumbsup

Ok I have smacked myself in the face and opened the window so far it is helping :thumbsup

Thanks :pimp

u-Bob 04-10-2006 05:24 PM

Franck, i've still got that midget problem. pls help :)

MissEve 04-10-2006 05:28 PM

I own a townhouse in Anchorage, AK. Its technically 2 bedrooms but about 2400 SF. There is a 3rd room that is a den/office. Im moving to California with my boyfriend. We lived there before and have a storage unit full of furniture so I dont need to bring furniture. I think Im going to rent my place out. Should I build a wall to make a 3rd bedroom? Leave my furniture and rent it furnished? If I rent it furnished how much stuff do I leave......like dishes etc?


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