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Old 04-09-2006, 05:33 PM   #1
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I want a girl that will let me fall asleep with my penis in her mouth every night...

Who's with me?
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:34 PM   #2
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holy shit!

This made me spit out my water
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:34 PM   #3
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dunno, but you might wanna try Ramos. i heard he will even hum you to sleep
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:35 PM   #4
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:42 PM   #5
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Hopefully she doesn't grind her teeth
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:52 PM   #6
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I like the mosaic censoring on the fake nipples. LOL!
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:21 PM   #7
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that would be awesome, dunno if i could fall asleep though, itd be an all night hardon.
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:21 PM   #8
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that would be awesome, dunno if i could fall asleep though, itd be an all night hardon.
That's the point!!!!

I even hope she talks in her sleep!
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:24 PM   #9
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me too...
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:24 PM   #10
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That's the point!!!!

I even hope she talks in her sleep!
Snoring would be better
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:54 PM   #11
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:57 PM   #12
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hahaha, are those actually fun?
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:01 PM   #13
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:05 PM   #14
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I want a girl who will leave me the fuck alone after i get off....





without paying for it you sick fucks.
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:07 PM   #15
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Hopefully she doesn't grind her teeth
That's the first thing that came to mind also..lol
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:10 PM   #16
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:12 PM   #17
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:18 PM   #18
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I had a chick that used to spend hours down there. She was known to stay down for there 3 or an exceptional night but always 1 and often 2. She was nice to have around.
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:25 PM   #19
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ouch....ouch
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:29 PM   #20
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Most of us married guys struggle to get regular BJs.
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:30 PM   #21
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Sounds like a classy girl that I'd bring home to mom
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Old 04-10-2006, 02:26 AM   #22
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Old 04-10-2006, 03:08 AM   #23
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She might forget and chomp in though ;)
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Old 04-10-2006, 05:29 AM   #24
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I want a girl who will leave me the fuck alone after i get off....

without paying for it you sick fucks.
I hear you. Leave me be when I sleep! You can gnosh me to sleep and wake me with a BJ, but the time in between is for shut eye only!

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Old 04-10-2006, 05:31 AM   #25
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I admire your dreams and high standards.

Most of us married guys struggle to get regular BJs.
reminds me of the guy who comes home and finds his wife packing her bags. he asks her why is she leaving and she says "i can get $50 for a BJ in las vegas." so he starts packing his bags also. she asks him why, he says "how are you going to support yourself on $100 a year?"
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Old 04-10-2006, 05:34 AM   #26
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if one day she close her mouth when asleep then your younger brother will gone
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Old 04-10-2006, 05:34 AM   #27
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Old 04-10-2006, 05:38 AM   #28
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Old 04-10-2006, 06:19 AM   #29
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haha

I've thought of that too

glad that I'm not the only pervert
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Old 04-10-2006, 06:32 AM   #30
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Are you in the Florida area? If you have health insurance and/or don't mind wrapping your whole body in cellophane, then you should hit up KMR Stitch's girl.
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