I want a girl that will let me fall asleep with my penis in her mouth every night...
 

Who's with me?

holy shit! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This made me spit out my water :1orglaugh

dunno, but you might wanna try Ramos. i heard he will even hum you to sleep

Here ya go . . .

http://www.amnoncarmel.com/gallery/a...Doll.sized.jpg

Hopefully she doesn't grind her teeth :winkwink:

I like the mosaic censoring on the fake nipples. LOL!

that would be awesome, dunno if i could fall asleep though, itd be an all night hardon.

That's the point!!!!

I even hope she talks in her sleep! :thumbsup

me too...

Snoring would be better :winkwink:

Get a Labrador

hahaha, are those actually fun?

Do you want one that's still alive? :)

I want a girl who will leave me the fuck alone after i get off....





without paying for it you sick fucks.

That's the first thing that came to mind also..lol

You'd wakeup screaming in pain within 2 weeks

i'd suffocate the bitch the first night

I had a chick that used to spend hours down there. She was known to stay down for there 3 or an exceptional night but always 1 and often 2. She was nice to have around.

ouch....ouch

I admire your dreams and high standards.

Most of us married guys struggle to get regular BJs.

Sounds like a classy girl that I'd bring home to mom :)
WG

Hook me up when you find one

She might forget and chomp in though ;)

I hear you. Leave me be when I sleep! You can gnosh me to sleep and wake me with a BJ, but the time in between is for shut eye only!

:winkwink:

reminds me of the guy who comes home and finds his wife packing her bags. he asks her why is she leaving and she says "i can get $50 for a BJ in las vegas." so he starts packing his bags also. she asks him why, he says "how are you going to support yourself on $100 a year?"

if one day she close her mouth when asleep then your younger brother will gone

i'am with ya :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

haha

I've thought of that too

glad that I'm not the only pervert

Are you in the Florida area? If you have health insurance and/or don't mind wrapping your whole body in cellophane, then you should hit up KMR Stitch's girl.