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05-06-2002, 10:43 PM

Pretty disturbing actually

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 10:45 PM

one guy ordered a bag of Jolly Ranchers....

Lensman · 05-06-2002, 10:47 PM

That Richardson guy is the most disturbing.

05-06-2002, 10:49 PM

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Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices

Why is this distrubing ? He lived a healthy life, that's it...

05-06-2002, 10:50 PM

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Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace

Whahahaaaa

boneprone · 05-06-2002, 10:51 PM

For those of you who have done time you know what the joly ranchers are for.

kenny · 05-06-2002, 10:52 PM

I ate Jelly beans for dinner

VeNoM · 05-06-2002, 10:52 PM

TexasRox...

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 10:54 PM

Russell Jr:
"No preference. Asked for whatever was on the menu (chili dogs, baked beans, corn and peanut butter cookies)"

now that's maintaining your cool to the very end....

05-06-2002, 10:54 PM

I'm gonna go make myself some fries.

Don't expect me to ever come back to this place. Never, ever gain.

kenny · 05-06-2002, 10:54 PM

It looks like fried chicken is the dinner of choice on death row

kmanrox · 05-06-2002, 10:55 PM

damn im hungry now

FATPad · 05-06-2002, 10:57 PM

"Muniz Pedro 575 05/19/1998 Shrimp and salad. Shrimp not available. Served cheeseburger, french fries and cola. "

That's gotta suck. One last request and they're out of shrimp.

kenny · 05-06-2002, 10:58 PM

Above the table on the page:
* The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served.

You know that must really suck, about to die any someone tells you that you can't have your chicken

kmanrox · 05-06-2002, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
"Muniz Pedro 575 05/19/1998 Shrimp and salad. Shrimp not available. Served cheeseburger, french fries and cola. "

That's gotta suck. One last request and they're out of shrimp.

ahahahaha

no fukwad, you're gettin a #2, now die!!

hahah

and fatpad, he should have thought about gettin screwed on his last meal when he was raping and killing the teenage colllege student, Janice Bickham....

rot in hell

VeNoM · 05-06-2002, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
It looks like fried chicken is the dinner of choice on death row

hmmmm wonder why that is???

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by VeNoM

hmmmm wonder why that is???

the warden's secret recipe?

FATPad · 05-06-2002, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

ahahahaha

no fukwad, you're gettin a #2, now die!!

hahah

and fatpad, he should have thought about gettin screwed on his last meal when he was raping and killing the teenage colllege student, Janice Bickham....

rot in hell

I agree. ;) I thought it was kinda funny, that's all.

#2. HAHAHAHAHA

FATPad · 05-06-2002, 11:09 PM

Actually....that's a good idea.

They should do that to everyone.

"What do you want for your last meal?"

"I want a steak and pork chops and baked potato and cheesecake and three cokes and 6 eggs and some lobster and maybe some shrimp and---"

"Tough. Here's a happy meal. Lights out, bud."

hyper · 05-06-2002, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
It looks like fried chicken is the dinner of choice on death row

with eggs a close second

and do they get to rquest a final shit?

bhutocracy · 05-06-2002, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
It looks like fried chicken is the dinner of choice on death row

? i could have sworn it was burgers.. i couldn't believe out of all the food you could have so many guys asked for a cheeseburger...

kenny · 05-06-2002, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

? i could have sworn it was burgers.. i couldn't believe out of all the food you could have so many guys asked for a cheeseburger...

Really.. you would think a 16oz. steak or even a pizza would be in more demand

bhutocracy · 05-06-2002, 11:39 PM

"Beef fajita, blooming onion, fried chicken (white meat), jalapeno peppers, large Caesar salad with blue cheese dressing, bread rolls with butter, vanilla ice cream, 3 bananas, 1 Coke, a pot of coffee, a pack of cigarettes (prohibited by TDCJ regulations)."

wtf? worried he'll sue for lung cancer??????????????????

bhutocracy · 05-06-2002, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by kenny

Really.. you would think a 16oz. steak or even a pizza would be in more demand

fuck yeah.. there are a fair few steaks in there... but nothing like the fried chicken and burgers..WTF.. a cheeseburger over a goddamn inch thick steak..???!?!?! no wonder they're stupid enough to get caught..

bhutocracy · 05-06-2002, 11:46 PM

actually i think there is a hamburger bias from the cooks.. whenever someone can't get what they want they get a hamburger.. that probably explains why twice as many people had hamburgers than fried chicken.

kenny · 05-06-2002, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
actually i think there is a hamburger bias from the cooks.. whenever someone can't get what they want they get a hamburger.. that probably explains why twice as many people had hamburgers than fried chicken.

Tell him to shut the hell up and eat this burger

Pathfinder · 05-07-2002, 10:39 AM

Did any of you notice the education level of what I think is the majority of them (I didn't actually count). Did not complete grade school. Which probably indicates very troubled families.

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FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Actually....that's a good idea. They should do that to everyone. "What do you want for your last meal?" "I want a steak and pork chops and baked potato and cheesecake and three cokes and 6 eggs and some lobster and maybe some shrimp and---" "Tough. Here's a happy meal. Lights out, bud." __________________ <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	"Beef fajita, blooming onion, fried chicken (white meat), jalapeno peppers, large Caesar salad with blue cheese dressing, bread rolls with butter, vanilla ice cream, 3 bananas, 1 Coke, a pot of coffee, a pack of cigarettes (prohibited by TDCJ regulations)." wtf? worried he'll sue for lung cancer??????????????????

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	actually i think there is a hamburger bias from the cooks.. whenever someone can't get what they want they get a hamburger.. that probably explains why twice as many people had hamburgers than fried chicken.

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