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04-08-2006, 12:06 AM
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Sick Fuck
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Have u ever been sexual abused by aliens?
No bullshit, I want to tell the truth now.
In 1992, I was a soldier in Bosnia. One day, I was lying there in the snow. I saw some strange colors in the night-sky, and the next I remember that I was together with a girl with brown hair. I still dream about her face, but I can't remember who she is or her name. Sometimes I wake up really full of fluid all over my face, and I write down the dreams... and fuck... its still the same dream; The "doctors", as they called themself, were observing what we were doing. It must have been on some strong drugs they gave us, because it was very weird and I never felt so much powerful sex ever. Remember, we did not have that easy access to drugs, as today... Next day, I felt very good.. but something felt very wrong. So... 1 year ago I got a call from this girl, who told me her child is daughter of me. Ok... I've been with some of the girls down there, but I wanted to be really sure. So, we made a DNA-test... and few weeks ago, the test showed that she is my daugther, 99.95%. Ok... failing, that is 1/1 million or something... Well... we all know that "shit happens" with drugs and stuff, and maybe I was under some drug forcedŽinto me, because we, who has been there, know the military is doing it. But what I saw on the skyes could NOT been the military! And I KNOW when I'm on drugs! Have some of you been there, and experienced the same??? And HOW did she knew it was my child?? I'm so fuckin paranoid.. because this can't be natural! I have bad dreams... sometimes I feel so fuckin paranoia and all I want is to live normal and die normal. Its hard, laugh at me or not  |
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04-08-2006, 12:07 AM
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I need a beer
 
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I seen "drugs" and figured out the rest
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04-08-2006, 12:09 AM
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Sick Fuck
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I've been tested by the best pro physiatric docs, and they say nothing is wrong.
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04-08-2006, 12:28 AM
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04-08-2006, 12:39 AM
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04-08-2006, 12:42 AM
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Sounds kinda interesting
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04-08-2006, 12:56 AM
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Do gremlins count?
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04-08-2006, 12:58 AM
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Sick Fuck
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04-08-2006, 01:01 AM
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They made me eat cupcakes -- does that count? 2hp
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04-08-2006, 01:02 AM
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04-08-2006, 01:19 AM
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Yup - all the fucking time. Alien pussy is out of this world.
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04-08-2006, 01:36 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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hmmmm.....;]
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04-08-2006, 05:52 AM
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04-09-2006, 12:53 PM
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I need to be abducted
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04-09-2006, 12:59 PM
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2hp
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