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Dirty Dane 04-08-2006 12:06 AM

Have u ever been sexual abused by aliens?
 
No bullshit, I want to tell the truth now.

In 1992, I was a soldier in Bosnia. One day, I was lying there in the snow. I saw some strange colors in the night-sky, and the next I remember that I was together with a girl with brown hair. I still dream about her face, but I can't remember who she is or her name. Sometimes I wake up really full of fluid all over my face, and I write down the dreams... and fuck... its still the same dream;
The "doctors", as they called themself, were observing what we were doing. It must have been on some strong drugs they gave us, because it was very weird and I never felt so much powerful sex ever. Remember, we did not have that easy access to drugs, as today...
Next day, I felt very good.. but something felt very wrong.

So... 1 year ago I got a call from this girl, who told me her child is daughter of me. Ok... I've been with some of the girls down there, but I wanted to be really sure. So, we made a DNA-test... and few weeks ago, the test showed that she is my daugther, 99.95%. Ok... failing, that is 1/1 million or something...

Well... we all know that "shit happens" with drugs and stuff, and maybe I was under some drug forcedŽinto me, because we, who has been there, know the military is doing it. But what I saw on the skyes could NOT been the military! And I KNOW when I'm on drugs! Have some of you been there, and experienced the same??? And HOW did she knew it was my child?? I'm so fuckin paranoid.. because this can't be natural! I have bad dreams... sometimes I feel so fuckin paranoia and all I want is to live normal and die normal.
Its hard, laugh at me or not :(

Spunky 04-08-2006 12:07 AM

I seen "drugs" and figured out the rest

Dirty Dane 04-08-2006 12:09 AM

I've been tested by the best pro physiatric docs, and they say nothing is wrong. :(

abz 04-08-2006 12:28 AM

large cock aliens do exist!

BIGTYMER 04-08-2006 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abz

Holy Shit.. :1orglaugh

Fah King 04-08-2006 12:42 AM

Sounds kinda interesting

rotterdammer 04-08-2006 12:50 AM

have been yesterday

SomeCreep 04-08-2006 12:56 AM

Do gremlins count?

Dirty Dane 04-08-2006 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep
Do gremlins count?

yes :) 8

2HousePlague 04-08-2006 01:01 AM

They made me eat cupcakes -- does that count?

http://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchi...el08-thumb.jpg


2hp

Adultnet 04-08-2006 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
I seen "drugs" and figured out the rest

yeah this is much of explain.. :)

Kevin - The PNN 04-08-2006 01:19 AM

Yup - all the fucking time. Alien pussy is out of this world.

klinton 04-08-2006 01:36 AM

hmmmm.....;]

GrinningMonk 04-08-2006 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
No bullshit, I want to tell the truth now.

In 1992, I was a soldier in Bosnia. One day, I was lying there in the snow. I saw some strange colors in the night-sky, and the next I remember that I was together with a girl with brown hair. I still dream about her face, but I can't remember who she is or her name. Sometimes I wake up really full of fluid all over my face, and I write down the dreams... and fuck... its still the same dream;
The "doctors", as they called themself, were observing what we were doing. It must have been on some strong drugs they gave us, because it was very weird and I never felt so much powerful sex ever. Remember, we did not have that easy access to drugs, as today...
Next day, I felt very good.. but something felt very wrong.

So... 1 year ago I got a call from this girl, who told me her child is daughter of me. Ok... I've been with some of the girls down there, but I wanted to be really sure. So, we made a DNA-test... and few weeks ago, the test showed that she is my daugther, 99.95%. Ok... failing, that is 1/1 million or something...

Well... we all know that "shit happens" with drugs and stuff, and maybe I was under some drug forcedŽinto me, because we, who has been there, know the military is doing it. But what I saw on the skyes could NOT been the military! And I KNOW when I'm on drugs! Have some of you been there, and experienced the same??? And HOW did she knew it was my child?? I'm so fuckin paranoid.. because this can't be natural! I have bad dreams... sometimes I feel so fuckin paranoia and all I want is to live normal and die normal.
Its hard, laugh at me or not :(

Wtf? I mean really...W...T...F :1orglaugh

HW84 04-09-2006 12:53 PM

I need to be abducted

2HousePlague 04-09-2006 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HW84
I need to be abducted

Move a little to the left.

http://mindseye.scifi-art.com/00/tractor1.jpg

2hp


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