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abyss_al · 04-05-2006, 02:59 AM

This is the alarm clock which is guaranteed to wake you up!

Nobody sleeps through this!

It wakes you up by firing four puzzle pieces up in the air, and then it is your task to get the pieces and put them back in the alarm clock - it won't turn off until then. GET IT HERE

day 1: threw clock accross the room

LiveDose · 04-05-2006, 03:01 AM

If my wife ever put that in our room I would smash it to bits with a hammer. I prefer my internal clock...

gangbangjoe · 04-05-2006, 03:01 AM

ahahah
great idea

xenigo · 04-05-2006, 03:05 AM

Wow, that's actually a great invention. Awesome stuff.

Scott McD · 04-05-2006, 03:07 AM

Hmmmm, i WON'T be getting that.... ;-)

Theo · 04-05-2006, 03:08 AM

lol im gonna get this for my sister

Theo · 04-05-2006, 03:10 AM

damn this shop is great http://www.bimbambanana.com/index.php

Theo · 04-05-2006, 03:13 AM

http://www.bimbambanana.com/index.ph...rod&prod_id=26

perfect

bjjb · 04-05-2006, 03:15 AM

hehee i need ghat some ,morningd

Dirty F · 04-05-2006, 03:52 AM

Funny site...bookmarked...but they are expensive as hell.

Manowar · 04-05-2006, 03:54 AM

maxxx_fucktor · 04-05-2006, 03:55 AM

that's a good idea man, but i wouldn't want that.

mOrrI · 04-05-2006, 04:03 AM

Yeah it's a nice invention

abyss_al · 04-05-2006, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

http://www.bimbambanana.com/index.ph...rod&prod_id=26

perfect

Phoenix · 04-05-2006, 10:50 AM

i wake up to the radio....and it sucks
i liked it better wheni could just wake up whenever i had slept enough

Furious_Male · 04-05-2006, 10:52 AM

On that invention show someone has an alarm clock that is like one of those balls that bounce around (the type little kids play with). When the alarm goes off the thing starts bouncing away from the bed forcing you to get up and grab the thing. Pretty clever.

TheHatchet · 04-05-2006, 10:54 AM

I need to get one of those!

Thomas1007 · 04-05-2006, 11:26 AM

gotta get one of those for my teenage daughters

Wiggles · 04-05-2006, 11:38 AM

haha fuck that would take me forever in one of my morning dazes.

iwantchixx · 04-05-2006, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

This is the alarm clock which is guaranteed to wake you up!

Nobody sleeps through this!

It wakes you up by firing four puzzle pieces up in the air, and then it is your task to get the pieces and put them back in the alarm clock - it won't turn off until then. GET IT HERE

day 1: threw clock accross the room

OMFG.. That would soooo work!

LittleSassy · 04-05-2006, 11:42 AM

the site is totally awesome...the pen shocker would be a great gift prank

perfectodollars-gabrio · 04-05-2006, 11:59 AM

hehe funny object!

gecko · 04-05-2006, 12:42 PM

pretty neat idea

Just_Dave · 04-05-2006, 12:44 PM

thats prety funny

FilthyRob · 04-05-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleSassy

the site is totally awesome...the pen shocker would be a great gift prank

Those sort of hurt, plus they are a huge surprise. My friends have a lighter they used on me like that. Should have known better!

Deraj · 04-05-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

This is the alarm clock which is guaranteed to wake you up!

Nobody sleeps through this!

It wakes you up by firing four puzzle pieces up in the air, and then it is your task to get the pieces and put them back in the alarm clock - it won't turn off until then. GET IT HERE

day 1: threw clock accross the room

Pretty sure i would need a huge supply of those.. going off simultaneously !!!

Big Red Machine · 04-05-2006, 12:54 PM

LOL I went threw soo many alarm clocks growing up. I had one that looked like sticks of dynamite spoke in 3 languages.

VicJay · 04-05-2006, 01:49 PM

I need to buy one of those because sometimes I just can't get out of bed

sickkittens · 04-05-2006, 01:50 PM

I'm pretty sure that would be broken or sent back after a couple days.

madawgz · 04-05-2006, 01:53 PM

that would drive me insane

elitetec · 04-05-2006, 02:17 PM

I have seen that clock long time ago. The idea is great.

TheSpreader · 04-05-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

This is the alarm clock which is guaranteed to wake you up!

Nobody sleeps through this!

It wakes you up by firing four puzzle pieces up in the air, and then it is your task to get the pieces and put them back in the alarm clock - it won't turn off until then. GET IT HERE

day 1: threw clock accross the room

That is so funny!!!! I had a Group Dynamics (we used to call it group therapy) class and we had to come up with an invention and present it to the class. Our invention was an alarm clock with a nerf football attached. Once the alarm went off the nerf ball shot off and bounced around the room. The only way you could turn off the alarm (which got progressively louder) was to reset the football back on the base. The hardest part of waking up in the morning is getting out of bed.

Damn, come to think of it. We should have marketed that idea!

GlydeGirl · 04-05-2006, 02:26 PM

I love these innovative inventions!

Napolean · 04-05-2006, 02:36 PM

unless its battery powered that thing is going to get unplugged

btw: at first I thought maybe it dispensed smelling salt when I first looked at it.. but the latter is a good idea too

alec · 04-05-2006, 07:58 PM

I can't guarantee of it's safety though.. I might break that into pieces.

tony286 · 04-05-2006, 08:00 PM

that is too cool , when I had a dayjob I needed one of those lol

woj · 04-05-2006, 08:02 PM

hahah, that's great, need to get one

pussyluver · 04-05-2006, 08:06 PM

Nothing like waking up to a great blowjob!

d_train · 04-05-2006, 08:17 PM

that's just crazy. instead of hitting the shower and getting ready your time would be wasted in putting the insane puzzle together

DirtyRider · 04-05-2006, 08:57 PM

Haha that fucken kicks ass, probably something I would need.

I remember one time me and a bunch of people went partying, then at the end of the night we stayed at some guys house. In the morning his alarm clock went off and woke everyone up! Thing is, the guy was sleeping through it, so 10 mins pass and no one wanted to go in. Finally someone went in to bitch slap the guy to wake up.

I guess sometimes alarm clocks don't matter if you don't wake up.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 04-05-2006, 09:05 PM

"Nobody sleeps through this!"

that would be scary then... wow!

sniperwolf · 04-05-2006, 09:57 PM

lmao.. I don't think I can do that... or else I'll suffer from vertigo

PixeLs · 04-05-2006, 10:36 PM

That looks pretty effective.

Elli · 04-05-2006, 10:51 PM

I had to put my alarm clock across the room so I have to actually get up to hit snooze

soulbleed · 04-05-2006, 11:20 PM

haah i need one of them

BAKO · 04-05-2006, 11:23 PM

i want one too

Aly · 04-05-2006, 11:27 PM

haha... there's something amusing about you starting this thread at 2.30am

If it makes a decent espresso too I'm in!

tristan_D · 04-06-2006, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

I had to put my alarm clock across the room so I have to actually get up to hit snooze

me too. I use my cell phone and I set in on vibe mode so it would make more noise when it alarms

King Adam · 04-06-2006, 12:30 AM

I'd take a hammer to that thing the first morning.

abyss_al · 04-06-2006, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aly

haha... there's something amusing about you starting this thread at 2.30am

If it makes a decent espresso too I'm in!

i cant sleep

i cant wake

cold shower every morning is pretty much what wakes me

04-05-2006, 02:59 AM	#1
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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	lol im gonna get this for my sister

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	damn this shop is great http://www.bimbambanana.com/index.php

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