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Useless facts time! Things you didn't know...
And still wish you didn't!
Actually, I love useless facts! I'm easily amused, I guess ![]() 1. Money isnt made out of paper, its made out of cotton. 2. The declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up down continusly from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is not the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonalds profits come from the sales of happy meals. 7. 315 entries in the Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino 9. On average, 12 Newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dogs heart and nervous system, a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas(killer Whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the sharks stomach from underneath, Causing the shark to explode. 13. Most Lipstick contains fish scales. 14. Donald Duck Comics were banned from finland because he doesnt wear pants. 15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine 16. The upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller lower case numbers. 17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time (hence, muti-tasking was invented). 18. Because metal was scarce, The Oscars given out during world war II Were made of wood. 19. There are no Clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 20. The name wendy was made up for the book peter pan, There was never a recorded wendy before. 21. There are no words in the Dictionary that rhyme with orange purple and silver. 22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, Also it took him 10yrs to paint Mona Lisa lips. 23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make him instantly go mad and sting its self to death. 24. The Mask used by Micheal Myers in the original "Halloween" Was a Captain Kirks mask Painted White. 25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, You have a $1.19, You also have the largest amount oof money in coins with out being able to make change for a dollar. 26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back you cant sink in quicksand. ( and you thought this list was completly useless.) ..I wish I knew this when I was sinking in quicksand. 27. The Phrase rule of the "thumb" is derived from an old english law Which stated that you couldnt beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 28. The first product motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victorola so they called themselves Motorola. 29. Celery has Negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a peice of celery than the celery has to begin with. Its the same with apples. 30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 31. The glue on israeli stamps is certified kosher. 32. The Guinness book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libararies. 33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space cause passing wind in a space suit damages it. 34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.. "Boy, I feel alot safer now that she's behind bars O.J Simpson and Kobe Bryant are Still walking around; Osoma Bin Laden too, But they take the one women in America willing to cook, Clean and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off too jail. A rat can go longer without water than a camel. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive on the salad in first class. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokesmodel. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. -there are as many chickens on this planet as humans -Mel Blanc (voiced bugs bunny) was allergic to carrots -one species of humingbird weighs less than a penny -slugs have four noses -'ough' can be pronounced 8 diff ways in the eng language -mosquitoes are attracted to the colour blue twice as much as any other colour -you would need 14826 billion firflies to generate as much light as the sun produces -a snail can crawl along a sharp edge without getting cut bc its slime protects it. -tigers have striped skin, not just fur -the california state flag was originally supposed to have a PEAR, not a BEAR -Ursalia and Efisga were two of the suggested names for the country that would become canada -fish cant blink bc they dont have eyelids -there arent any billboard in vermont -its supposedly impossible to sneeze with your eyes open (although i have before) -largest recorded snowflake was 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick which fell in montana in 1887 -when canada's new 1987 one dollar coin design went missing the mint replaced the original canoeing fur traders w/ a loon -koalas are the only animals besides humans that have fingerprints -a fly can fly slower when the sun is behind the clouds than when its sunny -the sahara desert in africa is approx. the same size as the US -a cockroah will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death -90% of all species that have become extinct were birds -in the caribean there are oysters that climb trees -there are 200 million insects for every ONE person -starfish have one eye at the end of each leg (5 eyes) -an octopous has 3 hearts -there is ab 1/4 pound of salt in each gallon of seawater -elephants pur like cats do- as a way to communicate
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Too bad those are false facts.
Amusing, but not true
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No, some of them are true. I can't say whether they're all true though.
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- Wendy is short for Gwendolyn, and existed before the Peter Pan story.
- scorpions will not sting themselves to death when given liquor, they are immune to their own poison. - apples do not have "negative" calories, they contain quite a few calories actually.
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a lot of them are
1. Money isnt made out of paper, its made out of cotton. - true 26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back you cant sink in quicksand. ( and you thought this list was completly useless.) ..I wish I knew this when I was sinking in quicksand. - true 27. The Phrase rule of the "thumb" is derived from an old english law Which stated that you couldnt beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. - true 29. Celery has Negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a peice of celery than the celery has to begin with. Its the same with apples. - true 34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.. "Boy, I feel alot safer now that she's behind bars O.J Simpson and Kobe Bryant are Still walking around; Osoma Bin Laden too, But they take the one women in America willing to cook, Clean and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off too jail. - anyone really disagree with this? Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. - true -its supposedly impossible to sneeze with your eyes open (although i have before) - true not all the ones I left out are false.. I simply dont know if they are true or not.. but the ones I did mention are true just because some are false doesnt make them all false.. people will hate on just about anything these days I guess
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Great things I've learned today again..
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no money isn't printed on cotton , only a small percentage of the note is cotton
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Cool factoids
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#21- you are wrong, syringe rhymes with orange
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I already know about the Warren Beatty/Shirley McClaine part
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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haha some of those gave me a chuckle
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chocolate isn't healthy for your dog, believe me
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ps. Donald Duck is not, or never has been outlawed in finland for not wearing pants. ![]()
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"Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush."
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