Woman Calls Police Over Husband's Porn Habit - GoFuckYourself.com

u-Bob · 04-01-2006, 09:16 AM

A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porno movies.

The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, reportedly dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a very weepy voice that there was an emergency.

When the officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the floor of the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a skin flick, reports Ananova.

She reportedly told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbors can hear it."

She was informed by the officers however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counsellor for assistance.

source: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/st...21212575.shtml

L0rdJuni0r · 04-01-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porno movies.

The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, reportedly dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a very weepy voice that there was an emergency.

When the officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the floor of the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a skin flick, reports Ananova.

She reportedly told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbors can hear it."

She was informed by the officers however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counsellor for assistance.

source: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/st...21212575.shtml

i always knew peaple loved all this fucking shit but damn..... lol

Scootermuze · 04-01-2006, 09:45 AM

Maybe if she'd invite a few male strippers over to dance for her in the bedroom he'd get the hint... If not, at least she'd be entertained..

Egomancer · 04-01-2006, 09:47 AM

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04-01-2006, 09:16 AM	#1
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	Woman Calls Police Over Husband's Porn Habit A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porno movies. The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, reportedly dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a very weepy voice that there was an emergency. When the officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the floor of the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a skin flick, reports Ananova. She reportedly told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbors can hear it." She was informed by the officers however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counsellor for assistance. source: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/st...21212575.shtml

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04-01-2006, 09:45 AM	#3
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Maybe if she'd invite a few male strippers over to dance for her in the bedroom he'd get the hint... If not, at least she'd be entertained..