Originally Posted by u-Bob

A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porno movies.

The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, reportedly dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a very weepy voice that there was an emergency.

When the officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the floor of the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a skin flick, reports Ananova.

She reportedly told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbors can hear it."

She was informed by the officers however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counsellor for assistance.

source: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/st...21212575.shtml