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Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 06:57 PM

the truth is that Lensman (Joe) is dead. he was replaced by a postbot some time ago, which is why he never responds to threads. you people are ass-kissing a bot! it is a huge conspiracy started by "the man". TexasDreams stumbled on to this fact a little while back and it nearly cost him his life. that "bypass" crap was just a cover story. it goes deeper people, but i warn you not to dig to deep. traces and evidence of this have been revealed from time to time and the posts immediately "dissapeared"; in fact, they were actually deleted by Ramos under orders from Juicy and Eric. there is much more to this conspiracy and i will present proof of just how high up and widespread the corruption is in a bit. for now, i must hide to ensure my safety so that this conspiracy of lies is revealed to the public. until then, fight the power!

Dagwolf · 03-31-2006, 07:02 PM

I see nothink... NOTHINK!!!

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I see nothink... NOTHINK!!!

I can't even read that without hearing Sgt. Schultz

EdgeXXX · 03-31-2006, 07:18 PM

Does this have something to do with winning a damn jacket or something?

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Does this have something to do with winning a damn jacket or something?

NO! the jacket was "won" hours ago by Jace, however Jace is not in on the core of the conspiracy so he is ok. what i am telling you is one of the most closely guarded secrets in GFY history. if any of you are concerned enough to post names, i will try to tell you what involvement if any they have in this deadly coverup!

KrisKross · 03-31-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pure Evil

NO! the jacket was "won" hours ago by Jace, however Jace is not in on the core of the conspiracy so he is ok. what i am telling you is one of the most closely guarded secrets in GFY history. if any of you are concerned enough to post names, i will try to tell you what involvement if any they have in this deadly coverup!

He's giving away more than one jacket.

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisKross

He's giving away more than one jacket.

they would like you to believe that but in fact, there are NO actual jackets. the word "jacket" as they are using it refers to a secret codeword. trust me when i tell you that you DO NOT want to be issued one of these "Playboy Jackets". [for reference see also Sicilian Necktie]

EdgeXXX · 03-31-2006, 07:35 PM

ROFL

Wow, you've got some serious issues you need to work out man.

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 07:45 PM

you would like to think so wouldnt you. are u one of "them"?

Dead · 03-31-2006, 07:51 PM

I havn't been fucked!

EdgeXXX · 03-31-2006, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead

I havn't been fucked!

Not yet anyway. He put that in the title to warn you of what they plan on doing to you... and not in the fun way either!

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Not yet anyway. He put that in the title to warn you of what they plan on doing to you... and not in the fun way either!

are u trying to jack my thread? maybe you are in on it

I WILL NOTT BE SILENCED!

SmokeyTheBear · 03-31-2006, 08:00 PM

heh funny , now how do the hamsters play into it ?

~Ray · 03-31-2006, 08:02 PM

this thread is useless without a pretty girl...

fris · 03-31-2006, 08:06 PM

lensman is too busy to respond to a user that just signed up this month

StickyGreen · 03-31-2006, 08:18 PM

lol i think you might be a lil too creative...

Dead · 03-31-2006, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

this thread is useless without a pretty girl...

nice distraction....She is fuckin hott.

Nicky · 03-31-2006, 08:30 PM

Here is what I have to say about all of this:

StickyGreen · 03-31-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

Here is what I have to say about all of this:

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

lensman is too busy to respond to a user that just signed up this month

no, joe is not responding because he is dead! can't you read?

btw i have been around a little longer than a month

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh funny , now how do the hamsters play into it ?

you know about the hamsters? your life may be in very grave danger due to this Smokey, but i will let you in on it because you asked. the hamsters are actually rogue former GFY server gerbils. this is how TexasDreams initially stumbled onto this secret. the ex-server-gerbils-turned-mercenaries are now under the control of one of the most disturbed and criminally evil people that you will ever meet. for you own safety I can not tell you who it is yet, but i will when the time is right. until then stay away from the hamsters Smokey!

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

lol i think you might be a lil too creative...

it goes much deeper than that Sticky. trust no one

edgeprod · 03-31-2006, 08:50 PM

Good, I never fucking liked that guy.

quantum-x · 03-31-2006, 09:29 PM

no jacket!

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

no jacket!

exactly! no "jacket" indeed (for definition of "playboy jacket" see previous posts). lensbot can keep its "jacket".

too hot for jackets here anyway

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 09:39 PM

for now i must find a safe place. next i will reveal how S P A N N O W and sicone are involved in this diabolical plot

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 11:24 PM

i will wait until after April Fools Day to post the rest. i don't want people confusing this for a joke

chaze · 03-31-2006, 11:30 PM

Lol damn that is creative, i got to give you that

elitetec · 03-31-2006, 11:58 PM

another useless thread is what i say

Dead · 04-01-2006, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by elitetec

another useless thread is what i say

Than you have not seen what I have. Run while you can, this shit is for real!

Pure Evil · 04-01-2006, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by elitetec

another useless thread is what i say

don't say i didn't warn you

wyldblyss · 04-01-2006, 08:03 AM

Not too bad, but I don't think it is good enough to get Lensman to post in the thread.

Pure Evil · 04-01-2006, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Not too bad, but I don't think it is good enough to get Lensman to post in the thread.

actually i dont want the lensbot to post here. its just a coincidence that the jacket announcement was made yesterday. that's why i am waiting for this all to blow over before elaborating on the complexity of the conspiracy.

Pure Evil · 04-02-2006, 10:17 PM

now that April Fools Day is over and that jacket crap is past, I can elaborate on the depth of the lies. starting tomorrow the truths will be revealed

Pure Evil · 04-06-2006, 02:50 PM

tonight i will expose the gay ringleader of the conspiracy!!!!!!

Young · 04-06-2006, 02:52 PM

i try to hard.

HorseShit · 04-06-2006, 03:01 PM

Pure Evil · 04-06-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

for christ sakes get a new damn gif. if u dont like the thread dont read it

seeric · 04-06-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pure Evil

the truth is that Lensman (Joe) is dead. he was replaced by a postbot some time ago, which is why he never responds to threads. you people are ass-kissing a bot! it is a huge conspiracy started by "the man". TexasDreams stumbled on to this fact a little while back and it nearly cost him his life. that "bypass" crap was just a cover story. it goes deeper people, but i warn you not to dig to deep. traces and evidence of this have been revealed from time to time and the posts immediately "dissapeared"; in fact, they were actually deleted by Ramos under orders from Juicy and Eric. there is much more to this conspiracy and i will present proof of just how high up and widespread the corruption is in a bit. for now, i must hide to ensure my safety so that this conspiracy of lies is revealed to the public. until then, fight the power!

Illuminati?

Pure Evil · 04-06-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Illuminati?

its even worse than that. it includes Ramos for Gods sake!!!

VicD · 04-06-2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Illuminati?

Bernini?

Manowar · 04-06-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

this thread is useless without a pretty girl...

i concur...

Young · 04-06-2006, 03:39 PM

Rochard · 04-06-2006, 03:41 PM

Gee, funny thing - Lensman just walked by me. Seems alive and kicking to me.

Pure Evil · 04-06-2006, 03:42 PM

yes Young, you are. but i was going to wait to point that out

Pure Evil · 04-06-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Gee, funny thing - Lensman just walked by me. Seems alive and kicking to me.

no thats the lensbot, easy mistake though

mOrrI · 04-06-2006, 03:46 PM

Hum this is a strange thread with sexy girl

fl_prn_str · 04-06-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pure Evil

I can't even read that without hearing Sgt. Schultz

And the survey says......

your absolutely fucking right.....

Hammer · 04-06-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

this thread is useless without a pretty girl...

Damn, now I have to go change my underwear. And I thought I was too old to be a premie.

03-31-2006, 06:57 PM	#1
Pure Evil Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: At the top of the food chain Posts: 1,737	Lensman is fucking dead the truth is that Lensman (Joe) is dead. he was replaced by a postbot some time ago, which is why he never responds to threads. you people are ass-kissing a bot! it is a huge conspiracy started by "the man". TexasDreams stumbled on to this fact a little while back and it nearly cost him his life. that "bypass" crap was just a cover story. it goes deeper people, but i warn you not to dig to deep. traces and evidence of this have been revealed from time to time and the posts immediately "dissapeared"; in fact, they were actually deleted by Ramos under orders from Juicy and Eric. there is much more to this conspiracy and i will present proof of just how high up and widespread the corruption is in a bit. for now, i must hide to ensure my safety so that this conspiracy of lies is revealed to the public. until then, fight the power! __________________ I am the fourth Horseman. *If someone offers you an amazing hosting deal, call WEBAIR before you choose. You won't* be sorry.**

03-31-2006, 07:02 PM	#2
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03-31-2006, 07:35 PM	#8
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03-31-2006, 07:45 PM	#9
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03-31-2006, 07:51 PM	#10
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03-31-2006, 08:50 PM	#23
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Pure Evil Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: At the top of the food chain Posts: 1,737	for now i must find a safe place. next i will reveal how S P A N N O W and sicone are involved in this diabolical plot __________________ I am the fourth Horseman. *If someone offers you an amazing hosting deal, call WEBAIR before you choose. You won't* be sorry.**

03-31-2006, 11:24 PM	#27
Pure Evil Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: At the top of the food chain Posts: 1,737	i will wait until after April Fools Day to post the rest. i don't want people confusing this for a joke __________________ I am the fourth Horseman. *If someone offers you an amazing hosting deal, call WEBAIR before you choose. You won't* be sorry.**

03-31-2006, 11:30 PM	#28
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Lol damn that is creative, i got to give you that

03-31-2006, 11:58 PM	#29
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04-01-2006, 08:03 AM	#32
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Not too bad, but I don't think it is good enough to get Lensman to post in the thread.

04-02-2006, 10:17 PM	#34
Pure Evil Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: At the top of the food chain Posts: 1,737	now that April Fools Day is over and that jacket crap is past, I can elaborate on the depth of the lies. starting tomorrow the truths will be revealed __________________ I am the fourth Horseman. *If someone offers you an amazing hosting deal, call WEBAIR before you choose. You won't* be sorry.**

04-06-2006, 02:50 PM	#35
Pure Evil Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: At the top of the food chain Posts: 1,737	tonight i will expose the gay ringleader of the conspiracy!!!!!! __________________ I am the fourth Horseman. *If someone offers you an amazing hosting deal, call WEBAIR before you choose. You won't* be sorry.**

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Pure Evil Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: At the top of the food chain Posts: 1,737	yes Young, you are. but i was going to wait to point that out __________________ I am the fourth Horseman. *If someone offers you an amazing hosting deal, call WEBAIR before you choose. You won't* be sorry.**

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