Lensman is fucking dead
 

the truth is that Lensman (Joe) is dead. he was replaced by a postbot some time ago, which is why he never responds to threads. you people are ass-kissing a bot! it is a huge conspiracy started by "the man". TexasDreams stumbled on to this fact a little while back and it nearly cost him his life. that "bypass" crap was just a cover story. it goes deeper people, but i warn you not to dig to deep. traces and evidence of this have been revealed from time to time and the posts immediately "dissapeared"; in fact, they were actually deleted by Ramos under orders from Juicy and Eric. there is much more to this conspiracy and i will present proof of just how high up and widespread the corruption is in a bit. for now, i must hide to ensure my safety so that this conspiracy of lies is revealed to the public. until then, fight the power! :uhoh

I see nothink... NOTHINK!!!

:1orglaugh
I can't even read that without hearing Sgt. Schultz

Does this have something to do with winning a damn jacket or something?

NO! the jacket was "won" hours ago by Jace, however Jace is not in on the core of the conspiracy so he is ok. what i am telling you is one of the most closely guarded secrets in GFY history. if any of you are concerned enough to post names, i will try to tell you what involvement if any they have in this deadly coverup!

He's giving away more than one jacket.

they would like you to believe that but in fact, there are NO actual jackets. the word "jacket" as they are using it refers to a secret codeword. trust me when i tell you that you DO NOT want to be issued one of these "Playboy Jackets". [for reference see also Sicilian Necktie]

ROFL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wow, you've got some serious issues you need to work out man. :winkwink:

you would like to think so wouldnt you. are u one of "them"?

I havn't been fucked!

Not yet anyway. He put that in the title to warn you of what they plan on doing to you... and not in the fun way either!

are u trying to jack my thread? maybe you are in on it :disgust I WILL NOTT BE SILENCED!

heh funny , now how do the hamsters play into it ?

this thread is useless without a pretty girl...

http://www.advertisingsex.com/333.jpg

lensman is too busy to respond to a user that just signed up this month

lol i think you might be a lil too creative...

nice distraction....She is fuckin hott.

Here is what I have to say about all of this: :rasta

:thumbsup :pimp :thumbsup :pimp

no, joe is not responding because he is dead! can't you read?




btw i have been around a little longer than a month

you know about the hamsters? your life may be in very grave danger due to this Smokey, but i will let you in on it because you asked. the hamsters are actually rogue former GFY server gerbils. this is how TexasDreams initially stumbled onto this secret. the ex-server-gerbils-turned-mercenaries are now under the control of one of the most disturbed and criminally evil people that you will ever meet. for you own safety I can not tell you who it is yet, but i will when the time is right. until then stay away from the hamsters Smokey! :uhoh

it goes much deeper than that Sticky. trust no one

Good, I never fucking liked that guy.

no jacket!

exactly! no "jacket" indeed (for definition of "playboy jacket" see previous posts). lensbot can keep its "jacket".


too hot for jackets here anyway

for now i must find a safe place. next i will reveal how S P A N N O W and sicone are involved in this diabolical plot

i will wait until after April Fools Day to post the rest. i don't want people confusing this for a joke

Lol damn that is creative, i got to give you that :1orglaugh

another useless thread is what i say

Than you have not seen what I have. Run while you can, this shit is for real!

don't say i didn't warn you

Not too bad, but I don't think it is good enough to get Lensman to post in the thread.

actually i dont want the lensbot to post here. its just a coincidence that the jacket announcement was made yesterday. that's why i am waiting for this all to blow over before elaborating on the complexity of the conspiracy.

now that April Fools Day is over and that jacket crap is past, I can elaborate on the depth of the lies. starting tomorrow the truths will be revealed

tonight i will expose the gay ringleader of the conspiracy!!!!!!

i try to hard.

for christ sakes get a new damn gif. if u dont like the thread dont read it

Illuminati?

its even worse than that. it includes Ramos for Gods sake!!!

Bernini?

i concur...

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http://lelombrik3.free.fr/Photo/attention_whore.jpg
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http://ganjataz.com/general-bollocks...ntionwhore.jpg
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Gee, funny thing - Lensman just walked by me. Seems alive and kicking to me.

yes Young, you are. but i was going to wait to point that out

no thats the lensbot, easy mistake though

Hum this is a strange thread with sexy girl :)

And the survey says......

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


your absolutely fucking right.....:1orglaugh

Damn, now I have to go change my underwear. And I thought I was too old to be a premie.