Johnny wanted to screw a girl... - GoFuckYourself.com

Sam Granger · 03-31-2006, 06:20 AM

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $1000 if you let me screw you" but the girl said "NO."

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....?
She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed !

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-31-2006, 06:23 AM

very funny, but i think i saw that posted the other day

Sam Granger · 03-31-2006, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

very funny, but i think i saw that posted the other day

Whoops, didn't see it haha, my mom forwarded it to me today.

gangbangjoe · 03-31-2006, 07:35 AM

ahahahahha

thanks for the laugh

i really needed it

wyldblyss · 03-31-2006, 07:37 AM

LOL, that is a good one!

Manowar · 03-31-2006, 07:39 AM

posted a few days ago

sickkittens · 03-31-2006, 07:43 AM

1st time I saw it...pretty funny.

They should make that into one of the "The More You Know" commercials.

elitetec · 03-31-2006, 07:57 AM

The joke is great. HA HA ha ha

Th!nk · 03-31-2006, 08:06 AM

hahahah! i was laughing so hard with that..thanks!

CDSmith · 03-31-2006, 08:07 AM

Nice one,

I made it joke of the day in your honor on www.jokesbee.com

:D

tony286 · 03-31-2006, 08:34 AM

thank you for the morning laugh

BuggyG · 03-31-2006, 08:56 AM

ROFL!!
nice one.. haven' t seen that one before
thanx!!

Ross · 03-31-2006, 09:00 AM

Very very funny!

IWantU_Jeff · 03-31-2006, 09:01 AM

heard that before, but still funny.. nice lol

Hooligan · 03-31-2006, 09:14 AM

RayBonga · 03-31-2006, 09:52 AM

I think this one was posted were not long ago.

Nice one anyway

Sam Granger · 03-31-2006, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Nice one,

I made it joke of the day in your honor on www.jokesbee.com

:D

Hey, cool, thanks

Joey B. Lo · 03-31-2006, 12:42 PM

hahaha! That's funny. I think I'll try it

Wiggles · 03-31-2006, 12:57 PM

haha that was fucking good!

pornguy · 03-31-2006, 12:58 PM

Yep posted a few days ago. and he should have used peso coins. at 10.58 to one, he would have been there for 3 months.

03-31-2006, 06:20 AM	#1
Sam Granger Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NL (Eindhoven), CZ(Prague), FR(Concarneau) Posts: 3,958	Johnny wanted to screw a girl... Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $1000 if you let me screw you" but the girl said "NO." Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? She said "The bastard used coins" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed ! __________________ [img]http://**************/sig/fhv3_j2_624x80_2.gif[/img] $35-40 Per Signup, 60-70% Rev Share, over 80 Sites, Exclusive Sites, tons of free content 14,000+ Free hosted Galleries, RSS feeds, Domain Hosting, Embedded Flash Movies Join Fetish Hits now! ICQ:** 358652230

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03-31-2006, 07:43 AM	#7
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03-31-2006, 08:07 AM	#10
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03-31-2006, 06:23 AM	#2
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	very funny, but i think i saw that posted the other day

03-31-2006, 07:37 AM	#5
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03-31-2006, 07:39 AM	#6
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	posted a few days ago

03-31-2006, 08:06 AM	#9
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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	thank you for the morning laugh

03-31-2006, 08:56 AM	#12
BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	ROFL!! nice one.. haven' t seen that one before thanx!!

03-31-2006, 09:00 AM	#13
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03-31-2006, 09:52 AM	#16
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03-31-2006, 12:58 PM	#20
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