Johnny wanted to screw a girl...
 

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $1000 if you let me screw you" but the girl said "NO."

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....?
She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed !

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh very funny, but i think i saw that posted the other day

:1orglaugh Whoops, didn't see it haha, my mom forwarded it to me today. :upsidedow

ahahahahha

thanks for the laugh

i really needed it

LOL, that is a good one!

posted a few days ago

1st time I saw it...pretty funny.

They should make that into one of the "The More You Know" commercials. :winkwink:

The joke is great. HA HA ha ha

hahahah! i was laughing so hard with that..thanks! :1orglaugh

Nice one,

I made it joke of the day in your honor on www.jokesbee.com

:D

thank you for the morning laugh :thumbsup

ROFL!!
nice one.. haven' t seen that one before
thanx!! :thumbsup

Very very funny!

heard that before, but still funny.. nice lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think this one was posted were not long ago.

Nice one anyway

Hey, cool, thanks :thumbsup

hahaha! That's funny. I think I'll try it:thumbsup

haha that was fucking good!

Yep posted a few days ago. and he should have used peso coins. at 10.58 to one, he would have been there for 3 months.