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Damian_Maxcash · 03-31-2006, 05:01 PM

As some of you know I have been having some medical problems recently - I havnt entirely honest about the cause though - sorry.

I had sex reassignment surgery last month and I had a few complications but it is all sorted out now.

I need a mod to change my name to Samantha, I will get in touch with affiliate programs soon to get my name changes on accounts etc. I will have problems cashing checks otherwise as I have changed my name legally.

I hope this dosnt come as too much of a shock to everybody.

Thanks

Samantha

polish_aristocrat · 03-31-2006, 05:02 PM

4/10.....

Tim · 03-31-2006, 05:04 PM

You go girl

madawgz · 03-31-2006, 05:07 PM

im abit confused

Damian_Maxcash · 03-31-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

4/10.....

Give me a break - its at least a 7

MrIzzz · 03-31-2006, 05:51 PM

dude, why go to extremes...i just tuck my cock in when i wanna feel pretty

SilentKnight · 03-31-2006, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

dude, why go to extremes...i just tuck my cock in when i wanna feel pretty

Yeah, but with it fully detached you can pass it around at family get-togethers as a conversation starter.

gornyhuy · 03-31-2006, 07:19 PM

Now you can have guys fuck you without feeling ashamed.

RawAlex · 03-31-2006, 09:36 PM

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

HizAzPhun · 03-31-2006, 09:55 PM

lol whatttt???

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-31-2006, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

dude, why go to extremes...i just tuck my cock in when i wanna feel pretty

Jaytown · 03-31-2006, 10:58 PM

awww, sad.

Damian_Maxcash · 03-31-2006, 11:17 PM

Well I had better go to bed.

Before I go I had better mention that its been April 1st here for the last 7 hours. I dont want to wake up and find myself with a new nic!

BTW Gornyguy - Ive never been ashamed

Thanks

DAMIAN

Dagwolf · 03-31-2006, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

Well I had better go to bed.

Before I go I had better mention that its been April 1st here for the last 7 hours. I dont want to wake up and find myself with a new nic!

BTW Gornyguy - Ive never been ashamed

Thanks

DAMIAN

Don't be surprised. It's April 1st for the mods too.

Spunky · 03-31-2006, 11:25 PM

I want apiece of that fresh puss

03-31-2006, 05:01 PM	#1
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	Massive Announcement! As some of you know I have been having some medical problems recently - I havnt entirely honest about the cause though - sorry. I had sex reassignment surgery last month and I had a few complications but it is all sorted out now. I need a mod to change my name to Samantha, I will get in touch with affiliate programs soon to get my name changes on accounts etc. I will have problems cashing checks otherwise as I have changed my name legally. I hope this dosnt come as too much of a shock to everybody. Thanks Samantha

03-31-2006, 05:02 PM	#2
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03-31-2006, 05:04 PM	#3
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03-31-2006, 05:51 PM	#6
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03-31-2006, 09:36 PM	#9
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out]

03-31-2006, 09:55 PM	#10
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03-31-2006, 10:58 PM	#12
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03-31-2006, 11:17 PM	#13
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	Well I had better go to bed. Before I go I had better mention that its been April 1st here for the last 7 hours. I dont want to wake up and find myself with a new nic! BTW Gornyguy - Ive never been ashamed Thanks DAMIAN

03-31-2006, 11:25 PM	#15
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