Massive Announcement!
 

As some of you know I have been having some medical problems recently - I havnt entirely honest about the cause though - sorry.

I had sex reassignment surgery last month and I had a few complications but it is all sorted out now.

I need a mod to change my name to Samantha, I will get in touch with affiliate programs soon to get my name changes on accounts etc. I will have problems cashing checks otherwise as I have changed my name legally.

I hope this dosnt come as too much of a shock to everybody.

Thanks

Samantha

4/10.....

You go girl :thumbsup

im abit confused :Oh crap

Give me a break - its at least a 7

dude, why go to extremes...i just tuck my cock in when i wanna feel pretty:2 cents:

Yeah, but with it fully detached you can pass it around at family get-togethers as a conversation starter.

Now you can have guys fuck you without feeling ashamed.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

lol whatttt???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

awww, sad.

Well I had better go to bed.

Before I go I had better mention that its been April 1st here for the last 7 hours. I dont want to wake up and find myself with a new nic!

BTW Gornyguy - Ive never been ashamed :)

Thanks

DAMIAN

Don't be surprised. It's April 1st for the mods too.

I want apiece of that fresh puss