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BlingDaddy · 03-29-2006, 04:02 PM

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick
one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed

the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked,
"Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the
ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
"ME"

SCORE Ralph · 03-29-2006, 04:10 PM

LOL... thanks for the laugh

Scott McD · 03-29-2006, 04:16 PM

An oldie but a goodie...

Jade^ · 03-29-2006, 04:17 PM

LOL, That is so cute!!!!

BlingDaddy · 03-29-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

An oldie but a goodie...

Sorry if it's older.. I'd never heard it... sounded like something my kid would do though....

u-Bob · 03-29-2006, 04:18 PM

Lol

uvort · 03-29-2006, 04:18 PM

Heh, damn kids.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-29-2006, 04:18 PM

Downtime · 03-29-2006, 04:20 PM

haha sweet joke

Violetta · 03-29-2006, 04:28 PM

hehehehehehe

Vitasoy · 03-29-2006, 04:32 PM

Lol that was great

alec · 03-29-2006, 06:45 PM

Haha that's cute!

d_train · 03-29-2006, 06:52 PM

that was very funny

madawgz · 03-29-2006, 06:54 PM

good laugh

LittleMack · 03-29-2006, 06:54 PM

Drinking is a proper response

03-29-2006, 04:02 PM	#1
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