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eddie-executive · 03-28-2006, 02:10 PM

had to jump out the bathroom window?

Or left a dump in the can and the toilet won't flush?

Happened to me.

chowda · 03-28-2006, 02:13 PM

use matches boy.

XxXotic · 03-28-2006, 02:13 PM

no, I only shit at home. I have a phobia of other peoples toilets

wdsguy · 03-28-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

no, I only shit at home. I have a phobia of other peoples toilets

What if u are on the road and its just itchin to come out.

eddie-executive · 03-28-2006, 02:15 PM

The worst is when you have to shit so bad and there is people sitting right next to the bathroom door. And the door is one of those cheap hollow ones

artman · 03-28-2006, 02:23 PM

what about when you leave shit stains inside the toilet bowl when you are at someone elses house and no matter how many times you flush, the stains remain.

eddie-executive · 03-28-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by artman

what about when you leave shit stains inside the toilet bowl when you are at someone elses house and no matter how many times you flush, the stains remain.

Now i think that is to much information

HorseShit · 03-28-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie-executive

The worst is when you have to shit so bad and there is people sitting right next to the bathroom door. And the door is one of those cheap hollow ones

that sucks

fuzebox · 03-28-2006, 02:27 PM

I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

Merry fucking Christmas.

Bryan G · 03-28-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

Merry fucking Christmas.

eddie-executive · 03-28-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

Merry fucking Christmas.

Now that's when you unlock the door and dive out the window

HorseShit · 03-28-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

Merry fucking Christmas.

man that must have sucked lol

eddie-executive · 03-28-2006, 02:35 PM

Pure Evil · 03-28-2006, 02:40 PM

what about when you lift the lid off the tank and take a shit in the tank just for the hell of it

Scott McD · 03-28-2006, 02:48 PM

Our new toilet fucking sucks.

The gap at the bottom is smaller, and my shits keep getting stuck. Takes about 5 or 6 flushes now to get them away...

artman · 03-28-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pure Evil

what about when you lift the lid off the tank and take a shit in the tank just for the hell of it

upperdeck'd a kid in highschool, it was great

biftek · 03-28-2006, 02:51 PM

i have a phobia about using someone elses bogger
heck i even hate using the bogger at work but sometimes the beast pokes it heads out and needs to unleashed

always funny listening to the " ah fucking hell what died in here " as someone walks into the dunny

Pure Evil · 03-28-2006, 02:56 PM

ever walked into a restroom in a restaurant or mall and taken a shit on the floor?

u-Bob · 03-28-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by artman

what about when you leave shit stains inside the toilet bowl when you are at someone elses house and no matter how many times you flush, the stains remain.

you're in a bathroom, right? ... go find a toothbrush

u-Bob · 03-28-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

Merry fucking Christmas.

Pure Evil · 03-28-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

you're in a bathroom, right? ... go find a toothbrush

you are NEVER using my bathroom Bob

Wiggles · 03-28-2006, 03:10 PM

i hate when the toilet won't flush, so embarassing.

d_train · 03-28-2006, 06:57 PM

I always check if the toilet, like if the flush is working and there's a toilet paper, before taking a dump. If the restroom facility is bad I won't take a sitter

Mr. Soul · 03-28-2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie-executive

The worst is when you have to shit so bad and there is people sitting right next to the bathroom door. And the door is one of those cheap hollow ones

That's nothing. The last time I was on a plane I had to take a hugh shit. I had 7 cups of coffee that morning trying to wake up early and I knew I couldn't hold it in. I go towards the can, and sure enough the flight attendant is in her little seat, which is maybe 18 inches from the bathroom door, facing it. Well, needless to say, I didn't look that girl in the eye when I left the can.

minusonebit · 03-28-2006, 07:03 PM

This thread is disgusting.

alec · 03-28-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

i hate when the toilet won't flush, so embarassing.

One of the worst things that could happen to me, when on someone's house.

eddie-executive · 03-28-2006, 07:22 PM

How about asking for a plunger thats quite embarrassing

Nicky · 03-28-2006, 07:26 PM

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First thing I thought about when reading this thread

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