Originally Posted by fuzebox

I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

Merry fucking Christmas.