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CDSmith · 03-27-2006, 08:56 AM

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs
which splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

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G-Rotica · 03-27-2006, 08:58 AM

LOL could be worse. It could have been this guy.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11997957/

d_train · 03-27-2006, 07:46 PM

women can really stir up shit things to happen

Deraj · 03-27-2006, 07:56 PM

what a dumb whore

Vitasoy · 03-28-2006, 04:41 AM

heh heard that one quite a few times

mOrrI · 03-28-2006, 04:46 AM

Nice joke... :D

and wtf??!?!? a guy driving with his legs ?!??!?!

Homer · 03-28-2006, 05:24 AM

haha good one

2HousePlague · 03-28-2006, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d_train

women can really stir up shit things to happen

word.

2hp

03-27-2006, 08:56 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Women Drivers I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs which splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers! www.jokesbee.com :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

03-27-2006, 08:58 AM	#2
G-Rotica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 4,258	LOL could be worse. It could have been this guy. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11997957/ __________________

03-27-2006, 07:46 PM	#3
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03-28-2006, 04:41 AM	#5
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	heh heard that one quite a few times __________________ [email protected]

03-28-2006, 04:46 AM	#6
mOrrI It's over there... Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Portugal Posts: 4,212	Nice joke... :D and wtf??!?!? a guy driving with his legs ?!??!?! __________________ Get Your Binance Account

03-28-2006, 05:24 AM	#7
Homer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,780	haha good one __________________