Women Drivers
 

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs
which splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers! :mad:



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LOL could be worse. It could have been this guy.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11997957/

women can really stir up shit things to happen :1orglaugh

what a dumb whore

heh heard that one quite a few times

Nice joke... :D

and wtf??!?!? a guy driving with his legs ?!??!?!

haha good one :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by d_train women can really stir up shit things to happen :1orglaugh

word.

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