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Donny · 07-06-2005, 07:08 PM

At least to me it is. I wrote this to my son on a blog I keep to him (he's 5):

Machine to make Daddy Skinny or Medium

Last night I was talking to you on the telephone and I told you that I bought an excercise machine. I told you that if I use it every day it will help my belly get smaller.

This morning you told your mommy, "Daddy bought a machine that will make him skinny or medium."

You thought the machine would just magically change my size. Mommy told you that there is no such machine and that I probably bought an excercise machine. You replied, "No. He told me he bought a machine that will make him skinny or medium." You wanted her to call me and ask me, so she did.

When she first asked the question I said, "What?" because it took me a minute to comprehend that you were thinking the machine would just reshape my body. I paused for a few seconds and started laughing harder than I've laughed in a long time. My laughter made your mom start laughing too. She couldn't stop. She had to tell you that she was laughing because daddy was being silly. You get a little upset if we laugh at something you say or do. Mommy had been holding in the laughter the whole time you were telling her about daddy's machine for just that reason. She couldn't hold it anymore.

I had her tell you that I did indeed buy a machine that makes me skinny or medium, but that it is an excercise machine that will only work if I use it every day and that it will take a long time to make me skinny or medium.

neo_kid · 07-06-2005, 07:42 PM

AWw...that's very sweet. Moments like those should really be remembered. It's nice that you keep blogs for your kid.

Hunter_ST · 07-06-2005, 07:44 PM

I have one of those machines!

Nice post, man.

james_hunk · 07-06-2005, 11:49 PM

great post pal! some people will surely need to read articles like that!

Donny · 03-27-2006, 12:49 PM

Searching for an old post, I ran across this one. The machine must be broken because Daddy's still not skinny or medium. LOL

LittleSassy · 03-27-2006, 01:18 PM

awww....sweet man....you keepin memoriess on your blog for your son

Stephen · 03-27-2006, 01:20 PM

nice

07-06-2005, 07:08 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Smile Everyone. Here's a Heart Warming Blog Entry At least to me it is. I wrote this to my son on a blog I keep to him (he's 5): Machine to make Daddy Skinny or Medium Last night I was talking to you on the telephone and I told you that I bought an excercise machine. I told you that if I use it every day it will help my belly get smaller. This morning you told your mommy, "Daddy bought a machine that will make him skinny or medium." You thought the machine would just magically change my size. Mommy told you that there is no such machine and that I probably bought an excercise machine. You replied, "No. He told me he bought a machine that will make him skinny or medium." You wanted her to call me and ask me, so she did. When she first asked the question I said, "What?" because it took me a minute to comprehend that you were thinking the machine would just reshape my body. I paused for a few seconds and started laughing harder than I've laughed in a long time. My laughter made your mom start laughing too. She couldn't stop. She had to tell you that she was laughing because daddy was being silly. You get a little upset if we laugh at something you say or do. Mommy had been holding in the laughter the whole time you were telling her about daddy's machine for just that reason. She couldn't hold it anymore. I had her tell you that I did indeed buy a machine that makes me skinny or medium, but that it is an excercise machine that will only work if I use it every day and that it will take a long time to make me skinny or medium.

07-06-2005, 07:42 PM	#2
neo_kid Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 56	AWw...that's very sweet. Moments like those should really be remembered. It's nice that you keep blogs for your kid. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!

07-06-2005, 07:44 PM	#3
Hunter_ST Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Getting messy... Posts: 763	I have one of those machines! Nice post, man. __________________ Splosh Cash Wet and Messy Fetish Program I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

07-06-2005, 11:49 PM	#4
james_hunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 408	great post pal! some people will surely need to read articles like that! __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com today!

03-27-2006, 01:18 PM	#6
LittleSassy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: behind you Posts: 7,402	awww....sweet man....you keepin memoriess on your blog for your son __________________ Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0 OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003 ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE 264-580-554

03-27-2006, 12:49 PM	#5
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Searching for an old post, I ran across this one. The machine must be broken because Daddy's still not skinny or medium. LOL

03-27-2006, 01:20 PM	#7
Stephen Consigliere Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,771	nice