Do You Believe In 'End Time Prophecies' Like Book Of Revelation? - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 03-23-2006, 01:17 AM

Do you buy these prophecies? Like the end of the world that has been expected for 2,000 years and just keeps on rolling along?

tristan_D · 03-23-2006, 01:56 AM

I don't buy those shit, but they're good subjects of movies though

biftek · 03-23-2006, 02:34 AM

i also believe in , santa , easter bunny , the tooth fairy , the monsters under my bed , bloody mary in the mirror and any other bullshit story you can think of

maxxx_fucktor · 03-23-2006, 05:56 AM

I am very skeptical about everything that is written in that book but some things really scares me.

mrthumbs · 03-23-2006, 05:57 AM

Another thread by UFO boy.. oyu have way too much time on your hands buddy

rafe43119 · 03-23-2006, 06:40 AM

nope, not at all.

SilentKnight · 03-23-2006, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg B

Do you buy these prophecies?

Personally, I don't buy them.

But I'll sell'em...cheap, too.

$379 per each horsemen of the apocalypse (olume discounts of $600 if you purchase two).

xyzman · 03-23-2006, 07:53 AM

it not for me

LadyMischief · 03-23-2006, 07:57 AM

There hasn't been a time in history (recorded anyways) when someone wasn't preaching the end of the world. heh As far as believing it, if anyone/anything is going to bring destruction, it will be mother nature herself.

Phoenix · 03-23-2006, 08:14 AM

beware 2012...lol

Vasago Reno · 03-23-2006, 08:23 AM

There is no denying there's some eerie parallels between the bible and historic events over time.

Theo · 03-23-2006, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vasago Reno

There is no denying there's some eerie parallels between the bible and historic events over time.

for you? cause i deny them myself lol

TheLegacy · 03-23-2006, 08:26 AM

in the beginning God created man - later man decided to return the favor.

I do believe in the 'end time prophecies' but keeping in mind that they were interpreted by man and therefore open to critical interpretation and error. Same as i believe in a God but not the god that the religions want us to believe.

leggs · 03-23-2006, 08:27 AM

Yes I believe in it completely!

The christian Jesus Christ will rise up and smote all the Christian non-believers. And then when it is over the Americans --- I mean meek shall inherit the earth.

Theo · 03-23-2006, 08:30 AM

search for Hermes Trismegistus and the Hermetic Writings (greek ancient texts) and you'll see the creation of the world as described in bible mentioned there centuries before christ. Nice copycat lol

Choppa · 03-23-2006, 08:42 AM

The end of the world and biblic content have always been juxtaposed together. My interpretation is that the bible can be taken to mean many things and therefore calls on ones subjective nature or interpretation of events. If you look at it from a point of science the sun is still in its hydrogen burning phase, when it gets to element 57 the iron burning phase it is meant to implode causing a white dwarf...this would mean the end of the earth unless Mc Guyver can help us or maybe the Cling Ons ha ha

G-Rotica · 03-23-2006, 08:54 AM

I think it's all a bunch of hooie

Donny · 03-23-2006, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Vasago Reno

There is no denying there's some eerie parallels between the bible and historic events over time.

Please point out a few of these. I was raised in church all my life and had to memorize tons of scripture so that I could win Bible quiz events (the Pastor's son was expected to win) and I can't think of any!

LittleSassy · 03-23-2006, 09:06 AM

beware on June 6 2006...its the mark of the beast!Its the end of the world..

n

drjones · 03-23-2006, 09:14 AM

Actually when it comes to what catholicism teaches, the book of revelations is not considered a prophecy at all. Due to all the hype, though most seem to get it wrong and assume thats what it is anyways.

Its really thought to be a book written in code, back in a time when christians were openly persecuted etc. Its all alegory for events that suppsedly took place long ago and owning a bible and talking about christ could get you killed. Its not a prophecy at all.

James-AR · 03-23-2006, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

beware 2012...lol

was that not a sitcom with the "jeffersons" maid?

Greg B · 03-23-2006, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Another thread by UFO boy.. oyu have way too much time on your hands buddy

Yeah but at least I can spell.

Next time you're smoking a cock make sure you remove the cum from your eye before typing. It will end these bad spelling events.

Greg B · 03-23-2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

search for Hermes Trismegistus and the Hermetic Writings (greek ancient texts) and you'll see the creation of the world as described in bible mentioned there centuries before christ. Nice copycat lol

Very good research there! I can tell you've done some studying.

Downtime · 03-23-2006, 09:39 AM

just the Big Crunch

RuthB · 03-23-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by LittleSassy

beware on June 6 2006...its the mark of the beast!Its the end of the world..

n

lol I heard that that was actually a really popular day for wedding bookings of all things!

KRL · 03-23-2006, 10:05 AM

From a scientific perspective, the world will end.

Our Sun is a yellow, G2 V main sequence dwarf. Yellow dwarfs live
about 10 billion years (from zero-age main sequence to white dwarf
formation), and our Sun is already about 5 billion years old.

As the core runs out of hydrogen and then helium, the core will contact and the outer layers will expand, cool, and become less bright. It will become a red giant star.

As a red giant, scientists believe its diameter may extend well beyond the orbit of Venus, and even possibly beyond the orbit of Earth.

It will be pumping out a thousand times more energy, making Earth complete heated hell. The solar winds will become cyclones that will make radio communication impossible and perhaps evaporate the atmosphere altogether.

The good news is that by the time this happens the heat will warm up other planets that we couldn't possibly inhabit now, so everyone on Earth may have to relocate, assuming the planet has advanced to that level of technology.

Personally, I don't think mankind will be around though.

The earth has limited resources and eventually our population growth will do us in. Enough food and water will be a major problem going forward.

If not that, we have to worry about a catastrophic meteor strike that would send the entire planet and any survivors back to a planet of the apes lifestyle.

And when the earth's magnetic field next flips, we are going to experience chaos like never before seen on earth that will complete disrupt and possibly destroy the entire planet's electronic infrastructure.

jjjay · 03-23-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Another thread by UFO boy.. oyu have way too much time on your hands buddy

yup. artistic types are usually a bit cuckoo

Holly · 03-23-2006, 10:10 AM

No.

I believe aliens will come from outer space, forming large and intricate crop circles, which will release virulent new strains of bird flu, thereby wiping out the entire population of Earth. And possibly Mars, as well.

czarina · 03-23-2006, 10:12 AM

No, I definitely not.
But I do believe that there will be a major world war (it's started already, duh!) and that may bring a lot of death and desolation... we may end up living in a world like the movies show (the Postman, Mad Max, etc.)

dynastoned · 03-23-2006, 10:22 AM

terrorists are going to set off a couple nukes kill a couple million people. bird flu and sars are going to wipe out half the population. after that global warming will finally take full affect and cause catastrophic weather never seen before. then a super valcono will erupt at yellowstone and block out the sun for a year leaving whatever humans left on the earth starving and malnourished. if all that fails to finish us off a 200 mile wide comet is going to strike the earth at damn near lightspeed eliminating whatever living organisms were left on this piece of dirt we live on.

hope this helps you all sleep better at night.

Splum · 03-23-2006, 11:36 AM

NASA says the end of the world will happen in 2038 thats a fact.

FetishTom · 03-23-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

From a scientific perspective, the world will end...

...Personally, I don't think mankind will be around though.

The earth has limited resources and eventually our population growth will do us in. Enough food and water will be a major problem going forward.

If not that, we have to worry about a catastrophic meteor strike that would send the entire planet and any survivors back to a planet of the apes lifestyle.

And when the earth's magnetic field next flips, we are going to experience chaos like never before seen on earth that will complete disrupt and possibly destroy the entire planet's electronic infrastructure.

Boy you're a fucking ray of sunshine and hope!

sicus · 03-23-2006, 11:59 AM

will the vampires and elves die as well?

KRL · 03-23-2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by FetishTom

Boy you're a fucking ray of sunshine and hope!

Well we might as well face reality. All that stuff will eventually happen. Its just a question of time.

And today another report came out showing new studies that the ice is melting faster than previously thought on the poles and Greenland and by the end of this century the world's temp will be bumped up by 5 degrees which will cause sea levels to rise worldwide by 4 feet.

Not a big problem if you live high up, but most people live in coastal areas so this will be a major problem.

Also, the temp rise will increase the voracity of hurricanes, thunderstorms, tornados, etc.

PixeLs · 03-23-2006, 06:49 PM

I read them just to entertain myself or if I find I can't easily sleep at night.

nastynun · 03-23-2006, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg B

Do you buy these prophecies? Like the end of the world that has been expected for 2,000 years and just keeps on rolling along?

No but it does make for a nice read under fiction.

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The rapture is a relatively new doctrine. It was only discovered/revealed in the 1800s.

Many do not accept the "rapture" interpretation because they feel it is not clearly expressed in the Bible, and instead relies on extrapolations and inferences made from a patchwork of disjointed verses. Many further feel that if anything this significant were intended to be a major part of Christian teaching, then surely Christ would have made a plain reference to it in his own sermons as recorded in the Gospel, and not buried such a major prophecy in a few obscure, unconnected verses of the Apostle Paul.

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Most Roman Catholics and many Protestants do not accept the concept of a rapture in which some are "taken up into Heaven" before the end of the world; this idea did not exist in the teachings of any Christians whatsoever until the 1800s, so it cannot be said to belong to Apostolic Tradition.

You can read more about this wonderful work of fiction here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

Choppa · 03-23-2006, 09:36 PM

Your right on the money KRL , you have expanded my point elegantly

Pornwolf · 03-23-2006, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

search for Hermes Trismegistus and the Hermetic Writings (greek ancient texts) and you'll see the creation of the world as described in bible mentioned there centuries before christ. Nice copycat lol

The only problem Hermes had was that all the good PR and marketing people were born after Jesus died.

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	search for Hermes Trismegistus and the Hermetic Writings (greek ancient texts) and you'll see the creation of the world as described in bible mentioned there centuries before christ. Nice copycat lol

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	From a scientific perspective, the world will end. Our Sun is a yellow, G2 V main sequence dwarf. Yellow dwarfs live about 10 billion years (from zero-age main sequence to white dwarf formation), and our Sun is already about 5 billion years old. As the core runs out of hydrogen and then helium, the core will contact and the outer layers will expand, cool, and become less bright. It will become a red giant star. As a red giant, scientists believe its diameter may extend well beyond the orbit of Venus, and even possibly beyond the orbit of Earth. It will be pumping out a thousand times more energy, making Earth complete heated hell. The solar winds will become cyclones that will make radio communication impossible and perhaps evaporate the atmosphere altogether. The good news is that by the time this happens the heat will warm up other planets that we couldn't possibly inhabit now, so everyone on Earth may have to relocate, assuming the planet has advanced to that level of technology. Personally, I don't think mankind will be around though. The earth has limited resources and eventually our population growth will do us in. Enough food and water will be a major problem going forward. If not that, we have to worry about a catastrophic meteor strike that would send the entire planet and any survivors back to a planet of the apes lifestyle. And when the earth's magnetic field next flips, we are going to experience chaos like never before seen on earth that will complete disrupt and possibly destroy the entire planet's electronic infrastructure. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains Last edited by KRL; 03-23-2006 at 10:06 AM..

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	terrorists are going to set off a couple nukes kill a couple million people. bird flu and sars are going to wipe out half the population. after that global warming will finally take full affect and cause catastrophic weather never seen before. then a super valcono will erupt at yellowstone and block out the sun for a year leaving whatever humans left on the earth starving and malnourished. if all that fails to finish us off a 200 mile wide comet is going to strike the earth at damn near lightspeed eliminating whatever living organisms were left on this piece of dirt we live on. hope this helps you all sleep better at night.

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