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Greg B 03-23-2006 01:17 AM

Do You Believe In 'End Time Prophecies' Like Book Of Revelation?
 
Do you buy these prophecies? Like the end of the world that has been expected for 2,000 years and just keeps on rolling along?

tristan_D 03-23-2006 01:56 AM

I don't buy those shit, but they're good subjects of movies though

biftek 03-23-2006 02:34 AM

i also believe in , santa , easter bunny , the tooth fairy , the monsters under my bed , bloody mary in the mirror and any other bullshit story you can think of

maxxx_fucktor 03-23-2006 05:56 AM

I am very skeptical about everything that is written in that book but some things really scares me.

mrthumbs 03-23-2006 05:57 AM

Another thread by UFO boy.. oyu have way too much time on your hands buddy

rafe43119 03-23-2006 06:40 AM

nope, not at all.

SilentKnight 03-23-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
Do you buy these prophecies?

Personally, I don't buy them.

But I'll sell'em...cheap, too.

$379 per each horsemen of the apocalypse (olume discounts of $600 if you purchase two).

xyzman 03-23-2006 07:53 AM

it not for me

LadyMischief 03-23-2006 07:57 AM

There hasn't been a time in history (recorded anyways) when someone wasn't preaching the end of the world. heh As far as believing it, if anyone/anything is going to bring destruction, it will be mother nature herself.

Phoenix 03-23-2006 08:14 AM

beware 2012...lol

Vasago Reno 03-23-2006 08:23 AM

There is no denying there's some eerie parallels between the bible and historic events over time.

Theo 03-23-2006 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vasago Reno
There is no denying there's some eerie parallels between the bible and historic events over time.

for you? cause i deny them myself lol

TheLegacy 03-23-2006 08:26 AM

in the beginning God created man - later man decided to return the favor.

I do believe in the 'end time prophecies' but keeping in mind that they were interpreted by man and therefore open to critical interpretation and error. Same as i believe in a God but not the god that the religions want us to believe.

leggs 03-23-2006 08:27 AM

Yes I believe in it completely!

The christian Jesus Christ will rise up and smote all the Christian non-believers. And then when it is over the Americans --- I mean meek shall inherit the earth.

Theo 03-23-2006 08:30 AM

search for Hermes Trismegistus and the Hermetic Writings (greek ancient texts) and you'll see the creation of the world as described in bible mentioned there centuries before christ. Nice copycat lol

Choppa 03-23-2006 08:42 AM

The end of the world and biblic content have always been juxtaposed together. My interpretation is that the bible can be taken to mean many things and therefore calls on ones subjective nature or interpretation of events. If you look at it from a point of science the sun is still in its hydrogen burning phase, when it gets to element 57 the iron burning phase it is meant to implode causing a white dwarf...this would mean the end of the earth unless Mc Guyver can help us or maybe the Cling Ons ha ha

G-Rotica 03-23-2006 08:54 AM

I think it's all a bunch of hooie

Donny 03-23-2006 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasago Reno
There is no denying there's some eerie parallels between the bible and historic events over time.

Please point out a few of these. I was raised in church all my life and had to memorize tons of scripture so that I could win Bible quiz events (the Pastor's son was expected to win) and I can't think of any!

LittleSassy 03-23-2006 09:06 AM

beware on June 6 2006...its the mark of the beast!Its the end of the world..




:upsidedown

drjones 03-23-2006 09:14 AM

Actually when it comes to what catholicism teaches, the book of revelations is not considered a prophecy at all. Due to all the hype, though most seem to get it wrong and assume thats what it is anyways.

Its really thought to be a book written in code, back in a time when christians were openly persecuted etc. Its all alegory for events that suppsedly took place long ago and owning a bible and talking about christ could get you killed. Its not a prophecy at all.

James-AR 03-23-2006 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
beware 2012...lol

was that not a sitcom with the "jeffersons" maid?

Greg B 03-23-2006 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
Another thread by UFO boy.. oyu have way too much time on your hands buddy

Yeah but at least I can spell.

Next time you're smoking a cock make sure you remove the cum from your eye before typing. It will end these bad spelling events.

Greg B 03-23-2006 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
search for Hermes Trismegistus and the Hermetic Writings (greek ancient texts) and you'll see the creation of the world as described in bible mentioned there centuries before christ. Nice copycat lol

Very good research there! I can tell you've done some studying.

Downtime 03-23-2006 09:39 AM

just the Big Crunch

RuthB 03-23-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleSassy
beware on June 6 2006...its the mark of the beast!Its the end of the world..




:upsidedown

lol I heard that that was actually a really popular day for wedding bookings of all things!

KRL 03-23-2006 10:05 AM

From a scientific perspective, the world will end.

Our Sun is a yellow, G2 V main sequence dwarf. Yellow dwarfs live
about 10 billion years (from zero-age main sequence to white dwarf
formation), and our Sun is already about 5 billion years old.

As the core runs out of hydrogen and then helium, the core will contact and the outer layers will expand, cool, and become less bright. It will become a red giant star.

As a red giant, scientists believe its diameter may extend well beyond the orbit of Venus, and even possibly beyond the orbit of Earth.

It will be pumping out a thousand times more energy, making Earth complete heated hell. The solar winds will become cyclones that will make radio communication impossible and perhaps evaporate the atmosphere altogether.

The good news is that by the time this happens the heat will warm up other planets that we couldn't possibly inhabit now, so everyone on Earth may have to relocate, assuming the planet has advanced to that level of technology.

Personally, I don't think mankind will be around though.

The earth has limited resources and eventually our population growth will do us in. Enough food and water will be a major problem going forward.

If not that, we have to worry about a catastrophic meteor strike that would send the entire planet and any survivors back to a planet of the apes lifestyle.

And when the earth's magnetic field next flips, we are going to experience chaos like never before seen on earth that will complete disrupt and possibly destroy the entire planet's electronic infrastructure.

jjjay 03-23-2006 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
Another thread by UFO boy.. oyu have way too much time on your hands buddy

yup. artistic types are usually a bit cuckoo

Holly 03-23-2006 10:10 AM

No.

I believe aliens will come from outer space, forming large and intricate crop circles, which will release virulent new strains of bird flu, thereby wiping out the entire population of Earth. And possibly Mars, as well.

czarina 03-23-2006 10:12 AM

No, I definitely not.
But I do believe that there will be a major world war (it's started already, duh!) and that may bring a lot of death and desolation... we may end up living in a world like the movies show (the Postman, Mad Max, etc.)

dynastoned 03-23-2006 10:22 AM

terrorists are going to set off a couple nukes kill a couple million people. bird flu and sars are going to wipe out half the population. after that global warming will finally take full affect and cause catastrophic weather never seen before. then a super valcono will erupt at yellowstone and block out the sun for a year leaving whatever humans left on the earth starving and malnourished. if all that fails to finish us off a 200 mile wide comet is going to strike the earth at damn near lightspeed eliminating whatever living organisms were left on this piece of dirt we live on.

hope this helps you all sleep better at night. :)

Splum 03-23-2006 11:36 AM

NASA says the end of the world will happen in 2038 thats a fact.

FetishTom 03-23-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
From a scientific perspective, the world will end...

...Personally, I don't think mankind will be around though.

The earth has limited resources and eventually our population growth will do us in. Enough food and water will be a major problem going forward.

If not that, we have to worry about a catastrophic meteor strike that would send the entire planet and any survivors back to a planet of the apes lifestyle.

And when the earth's magnetic field next flips, we are going to experience chaos like never before seen on earth that will complete disrupt and possibly destroy the entire planet's electronic infrastructure.

Boy you're a fucking ray of sunshine and hope!

sicus 03-23-2006 11:59 AM

will the vampires and elves die as well?

KRL 03-23-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FetishTom
Boy you're a fucking ray of sunshine and hope!

Well we might as well face reality. All that stuff will eventually happen. Its just a question of time.

And today another report came out showing new studies that the ice is melting faster than previously thought on the poles and Greenland and by the end of this century the world's temp will be bumped up by 5 degrees which will cause sea levels to rise worldwide by 4 feet.

Not a big problem if you live high up, but most people live in coastal areas so this will be a major problem.

Also, the temp rise will increase the voracity of hurricanes, thunderstorms, tornados, etc.

PixeLs 03-23-2006 06:49 PM

I read them just to entertain myself or if I find I can't easily sleep at night. :pimp

nastynun 03-23-2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
Do you buy these prophecies? Like the end of the world that has been expected for 2,000 years and just keeps on rolling along?

No but it does make for a nice read under fiction. :)

Quote:

The rapture is a relatively new doctrine. It was only discovered/revealed in the 1800s.

Many do not accept the "rapture" interpretation because they feel it is not clearly expressed in the Bible, and instead relies on extrapolations and inferences made from a patchwork of disjointed verses. Many further feel that if anything this significant were intended to be a major part of Christian teaching, then surely Christ would have made a plain reference to it in his own sermons as recorded in the Gospel, and not buried such a major prophecy in a few obscure, unconnected verses of the Apostle Paul.
Quote:

Most Roman Catholics and many Protestants do not accept the concept of a rapture in which some are "taken up into Heaven" before the end of the world; this idea did not exist in the teachings of any Christians whatsoever until the 1800s, so it cannot be said to belong to Apostolic Tradition.
You can read more about this wonderful work of fiction here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

Choppa 03-23-2006 09:36 PM

Your right on the money KRL , you have expanded my point elegantly

:thumbsup

Pornwolf 03-23-2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
search for Hermes Trismegistus and the Hermetic Writings (greek ancient texts) and you'll see the creation of the world as described in bible mentioned there centuries before christ. Nice copycat lol

The only problem Hermes had was that all the good PR and marketing people were born after Jesus died.


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