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Art Del Gado · 03-23-2006, 03:19 PM

A guy gets shipwrecked on a small deserted island with none other than Jessica Alba. At first they're both terrified, but eventually pull together to gather food, build shelter, etc. He finds her to be a bit stuck up at first, but after a few weeks, she lets her guard down and becomes friendly. They are, after all, stranded alone together.

As the months pass, nature begins to take its course; they're lonely and they have no one else. One night it happens. And from that point forward, with little else to do on the island, they have sex on a continuous basis. Morning, afternoon, evening: sex, sex, sex, and more sex--every position he could dream of and some he had never heard of. He finds that she really cannot get enough. She's an animal.

After about a year of this, Jessica comes to him and says, "You know, we've been doing this for some time now, and I just wanted to ask you today: Is there anything else I can possibly do for you?"

After considering it, the man says, "Sure. Here put on all my clothes." She does so, a bit confused.

"Okay," she says.
"Go ahead and pull the hat down over your eyes," he tells her, "nice and low, like a man wears it." She does so.

"Now," the man says, "Can you talk to me in a low voice, real low and gruff?"
"Is this okay?" she asks. "Do I sound like a man?"

"Perfect," the man says. Then he leans over, taps her on the shoulder and says:

"Dude, you'll never believe this, but I'm banging Jessica Alba!"

nexcom28 · 03-23-2006, 03:22 PM

mahhawhoho

MikesTraffic · 03-23-2006, 03:29 PM

I found that to be funny as shit!

G-Rotica · 03-23-2006, 03:30 PM

Fresh · 03-23-2006, 03:31 PM

thats funny everytime i hear it

axelcat · 03-23-2006, 04:01 PM

Manowar · 03-23-2006, 04:04 PM

Nader · 03-23-2006, 04:05 PM

Good one

Swish · 03-23-2006, 04:10 PM

awesome... HAHAHAHAHA!

cranki · 03-23-2006, 04:11 PM

hahahhaa nice :D :D :D

Pete-KT · 03-23-2006, 05:59 PM

Thats a good one Art

PixeLs · 03-23-2006, 06:28 PM

I'll declare this a holiday if that's a plot from Jessica Alba's upcoming movie..

d_train · 03-23-2006, 07:25 PM

celebrity porn version of cast away

Downtime · 03-23-2006, 07:50 PM

lmao that was pretty sweet

Spunky · 03-23-2006, 07:52 PM

Grog..that was kinda bad man

Shocking · 03-23-2006, 08:04 PM

You are the winner... that's definitely the best joke of the week

Vitasoy · 03-23-2006, 10:27 PM

Lol.. that was great!

Fucksakes · 03-23-2006, 10:33 PM

not only does he wish to talk about it, Id like to see it.

phil_in_oz · 03-23-2006, 10:53 PM

Anyone else think he was going to shag her up the ass and say he'd always wanted to try gay sex....

I'll get my coat.

sniperwolf · 03-23-2006, 11:42 PM

ahaha. thanks.. i needed a good laugh

rodney25 · 03-23-2006, 11:48 PM

That's fucking hilarious!

reynold · 03-24-2006, 12:08 AM

laughter is the best medicine, is it not? thanks for the laugh.

alec · 03-24-2006, 12:09 AM

LOL kinda old but still funny............and hot of course.

woj · 03-24-2006, 12:13 AM

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nick1980 · 03-24-2006, 12:41 AM

Jessica is damn hot on the pics.

practiceTITOISM · 03-24-2006, 12:41 AM

i think i'd give my first born to tap that

maxxx_fucktor · 03-24-2006, 03:22 AM

i love that nice ass.

Sexsitesurfer · 03-24-2006, 03:33 AM

Damned true, if a little unimaginative.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-24-2006, 03:37 AM

They are hot pics.

potter · 03-24-2006, 03:39 AM

ddfGandalf · 03-24-2006, 04:10 AM

hehe, pretty good one.

everestcash · 03-24-2006, 04:22 AM

haha funny

03-23-2006, 03:19 PM	#1
Art Del Gado Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 960	Joke of the day.... A guy gets shipwrecked on a small deserted island with none other than Jessica Alba. At first they're both terrified, but eventually pull together to gather food, build shelter, etc. He finds her to be a bit stuck up at first, but after a few weeks, she lets her guard down and becomes friendly. They are, after all, stranded alone together. As the months pass, nature begins to take its course; they're lonely and they have no one else. One night it happens. And from that point forward, with little else to do on the island, they have sex on a continuous basis. Morning, afternoon, evening: sex, sex, sex, and more sex--every position he could dream of and some he had never heard of. He finds that she really cannot get enough. She's an animal. After about a year of this, Jessica comes to him and says, "You know, we've been doing this for some time now, and I just wanted to ask you today: Is there anything else I can possibly do for you?" After considering it, the man says, "Sure. Here put on all my clothes." She does so, a bit confused. "Okay," she says. "Go ahead and pull the hat down over your eyes," he tells her, "nice and low, like a man wears it." She does so. "Now," the man says, "Can you talk to me in a low voice, real low and gruff?" "Is this okay?" she asks. "Do I sound like a man?" "Perfect," the man says. Then he leans over, taps her on the shoulder and says: "Dude, you'll never believe this, but I'm banging Jessica Alba!" __________________ Art Del Gado ICQ: 616143

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